The South PacificBoard

BREAKING:

After almost a full month of running off of rice balls, a group of Youth Scouts discovered a large pit with piles of Tupes, which had previously disappeared after the hardware disk burnout hamster uprising. One of the group called the local authorities to see if the currency was worth anything. As the boy put it, "I want to get rich, but Tupes are worthless now."

The nearest town sent a team to inspect the area, and they discovered more and more pits alike to the one discovered by the children. While initially a jubilant discovery, it has now thrown the nation into another economic turmoil, as some people accept Tupes, whilst other only take rice balls.

The government of Aina Kuokoa is now requesting aid from the greatest economists of The South Pacific region, so as to resolve this issue as quickly as possible.