The Seventh Reich

𝔇𝔦𝔭𝔩𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢 𝔙𝔢𝔯𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔩𝔲𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔫

The nation of Neo schwaben has abandoned the Reich for the The New Iron Order, a small and inactive region which has slandered and libeled our royalty.

In other news, the construction of an embassy between Slavska and the Reich recently was cancelled for undisclosed reasons, without clarification by the government of either region, though it is fairly certain that it is not without good reason.

𝔙𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔞𝔪𝔪𝔩𝔲𝔫𝔤 𝔡𝔢𝔯 ℜ𝔢𝔤𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔫: 𝔑𝔢𝔲𝔢 𝔐𝔦𝔱𝔤𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔯

After the departure of the region Union of Democrats, the Assembly of Regions now contains the remaining following regions: the Reich, Africa, The Moderate Alliance, The Moonlight Battle Born, Lasagna, South India, the United Christian Empires of the West, and Nebraska.

In regards to member regions, there will possibly be a new region, the Allied Conservative States. Hopefully, like others of the past, they will be treated with dignity and respect that all regions deserve among one another. Neutrality continues to be a defining feature amongst the regions participating in the Assembly of Regions in regards to the greater world politics, but will always be prepared to defend each other.

ℌ𝔶𝔡𝔯𝔬𝔵𝔶𝔠𝔥𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔬𝔮𝔲𝔦𝔫 𝔴𝔦𝔯𝔨𝔱

There is a vast abundance of evidence that the drug hydroxychloroquine can be an effective treatment for the Chinese virus. Despite this, the lying press continue to deny any benefits to its usage, purely out of spite for American President Donald Trump, who has promoted its efficacy. These despicable hacks often cite anecdotal, retracted, or simply bogus studies against the power of hydroxychloroquine, but it has and will continue to save the lives of the few people actually vulnerable to the virus, especially if it attains wider use despite the mountain of lies spread about it daily.

Do not listen to the liberal smear agents, who use their own élite “experts” to justify their perverse lust for power. Listen to the actual science, and put the lives of others behind petty politics.

The opinions expressed in this dispatch are those of its respective authors, and in no way, shape, or form should be construed as those of the New Reich of Bunicken or any of its officers or members unless otherwise explicitly stated.

𝔇𝔦𝔭𝔩𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢 𝔅𝔢𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔨𝔢𝔫

The Bunicken Post-Gazette has interviewed various members of the Reich and her foreign embassies with regards to the allegations of fascism within the Reich and the actions of Her Imperial Majesty with regard to the same.

The Reich has been libeled by many sick cowards as a “fascist region,” which has lead to complaints being levied against the royal family. Interviews with the locals of the realm have shown that within the Reich there is not a common perception of fascism, and instead there is a precedent of monarchist behaviors which reflect the German Empire, after which the Reich is styled.

This smear campaign even has lead to the placement of Her Imperial Majesty a bogus “watchlist,” but those members interviewed did not have anything of note to say about this occurence. Not one interviewed has deemed the actions of Her Imperial Majesty to be anything but good and respectful, rather than the tyrannical fearmonger that she has been made out to be by certain disgraceful miscreants.

𝔎𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔨𝔢𝔫𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔤

During the last United States presidential debate, President Donald Trump (R-NY) absolutely mopped the floor with “presidential candidate” Joseph Biden (D-DE).

Biden lied repeatedly during the debate about his plans for a socialized single-payer healthcare system, similar to that proposed by radical socialist Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT).

Under the proposed Biden policy, as many as one hundred eighty million people would lose their healthcare coverage, which is not to mention the extreme cost of the “plan.”

Biden also lied about his plans to increasing the taxes on Americans making under four hundred thousand dollars per yeary (approximately six thousand Thaler), which most assuredly would result of his proposed a repeal of the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act of 2017.

The opinions expressed in this dispatch are those of its respective authors, and in no way, shape, or form should be construed as those of the New Reich of Bunicken or any of its officers or members unless otherwise explicitly stated.

𝔖𝔥𝔢𝔫𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔞𝔫𝔰 𝔳𝔬𝔯 𝔊𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔱

Her Imperial Majesty had a hearing today, where she falsely was accused of pressing false charges against a member of the regions of The Moonlight Battle Born and Hartfelden. This disgraceful liar has accused Her Imperial Majesty of pressing false charges on them and trying to destroy his reputation.

It was reported to the Bunicken Post-Gazette that this member has a history of spying, and they have stated that from the moment they entered the Assembly of Regions he has had an agenda to see the Reich removed from the alliance, maliciously calling it a “cancer on the organization.”.

Her Imperial Majesty has filed charges on this character for leaking content from a secured Assembly of Regions server, which then was published by August in order to give world leaders an excuse to have her put on a watchlist.

The rules of the Assembly of Regions clearly state that a member may copy and redistribute content in the alliance without limitation, but that no content may be released by those who do not lie within the official internal lines of communication. The administration of the organization later determined that leaking content from a secure channel outside of the Assembly of Regions was in violation of the criminal code, a class A offense of against its security, leading to the removal of this individual from the alliance networks.

𝔇𝔞𝔰 𝔈𝔫𝔡𝔢 𝔦𝔰𝔱 𝔙𝔬𝔯𝔟𝔢𝔦

As October comes to a close, Z-Day event must end as well.

Legendary figue Max Barry delivered his thoughts on the matter as last night came to a close, issuing a statement surveying the damage and concerns of the people:

“To those who thought it was in poor taste to have a zombie uprising during a real pandemic, I say: You make an excellent point. That’s very reasonable. No one wants to watch a horror movie when they’re already living in one.

But perhaps there’s no better time to shoot Cure Missiles at zombie hordes than during a health crisis. It is a time when regions either work together and survive, or else sink in communal apathy. This year, despite extra challenges from an unknown start time and two surprise interventions, many regions again proved themselves to be vigilant and effective, successfully staving off the undead until the very end.”

𝔇𝔢𝔯 𝔗𝔬𝔡 𝔳𝔬𝔫 𝔖𝔢𝔞𝔫 ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔶

Movie star Sean Connery - famous for his roles in the James Bond franchise, Alfred Hitchcock’s Marnie, and Sidney Lumet’s The Hill - has sadly passed away in his sleep last night.

Connery died at the age of ninety in his home at Lyford Cay, in the community of Nassau in the Bahamas.

News of Connery’s passing was given to the public by his family and Eon Productions, with a number of co-stars paying their respects.

The opinions expressed in this dispatch are those of its respective authors, and in no way, shape, or form should be construed as those of the New Reich of Bunicken or any of its officers or members unless otherwise explicitly stated.