The North PacificBoard

Planes wrote:

Well, because of that damn human required thing, I cant do that. Humans, so arrogant Can you help?

I would, but you were resting in Spain, while my base of operations is in Tucson, Arizona.

I could send my lead operatives but it would take a week.

Illusia and Neverendia wrote:

Proceed to squawk 7700, you are cleared to land runway 9L. Caution propwash from departing C172.

Sweet, an emergency for me? :D

Lemsrow wrote:

I would, but you were resting in Spain, while my base of operations is in Tucson, Arizona.

I could send my lead operatives but it would take a week.

Get on a plane to come over here

Illusia and Neverendia wrote:

Proceed to squawk 7700, you are cleared to land runway 9L. Caution propwash from departing C172.

*appears on the screen*
Yeah, that’s the problem. The pilots are incapacitated and there is no one that has the knowledge to fly this plane. To put it simply, they’re doomed.

Planes wrote:

Uh, can somebody help? It doesnt have to be human

...
//(System hack begins)
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//(hack unsuccessful; cannot establish connection to upstream server)

Welp, you’re on your own.

Planes wrote:

Sweet, an emergency for me? :D
Get on a plane to come over here

... sure.

Привет (Hello)

Planes wrote:

Sweet, an emergency for me? :D

Affirm, switch to frequency 121.5.

The eastern germanic peoples wrote:

*appears on the screen*
Yeah, that’s the problem. The pilots are incapacitated and there is no one that has the knowledge to fly this plane. To put it simply, they’re doomed.

I'm pretty sure one of the passengers is someone who has over 9000 hours in FSX Steam Edition.

_{The catch is that the time they spent on was on a hot air balloon doing 400 kts over a Class Bravo airspace.}

Okay then...

Illusia and Neverendia wrote:

I'm pretty sure one of the passengers is someone who has over 9000 hours in FSX Steam Edition.

_{The catch is that the time they spent on was on a hot air balloon doing 400 kts over a Class Bravo airspace.}

Well, the only experience I had on that godforsaken game is going space shuttle status in a Cessna. And “escorting” a wannabe Air Force One over the deserts near Las Vegas.

(Haha slew mode go brrrrrrrr)

The eastern germanic peoples wrote:

*appears on the screen*
Yeah, that’s the problem. The pilots are incapacitated and there is no one that has the knowledge to fly this plane. To put it simply, they’re doomed.
...
//(System hack begins)
.
.
.
//(hack unsuccessful; cannot establish connection to upstream server)

Welp, you’re on your own.

Shiitake mushrooms. Uh,

The eastern germanic peoples wrote:

Well, the only experience I had on that godforsaken game is going space shuttle status in a Cessna. And “escorting” a wannabe Air Force One over the deserts near Las Vegas.

(Haha slew mode go brrrrrrrr)

What about landing on USS Harrison Ford?

Planes wrote:

Shiitake mushrooms. Uh,

Click to show...

#This is python, because yes
password = ('123')
WhileTrue:
a = input()
if a == password:
break()
print("Access Granted")
b = input()
#Of course indentation doesnt work. We are doomed

The satellite, while a reliable-ish form of transferring information, is painfully slow bc that signal has to go to space and back. So you would be long gone by the time I sent a couple of commands to change course.

The eastern germanic peoples wrote:

The satellite, while a reliable-ish form of transferring information, is painfully slow bc that signal has to go to space and back. So you would be long gone by the time I sent a couple of commands to change course.

Is there anyone on the plane who can push a button?

Illusia and Neverendia wrote:

What about landing on USS Harrison Ford?

Oh god, don’t even get me started on that dumpster fire.

There was this one server where they attempted to land a 747 on the damn carrier deck. (And oh, don’t forget the hot air balloons flying around the Golden Gate Bridge)

I knew this day would come...

The eastern germanic peoples wrote:

Oh god, don’t even get me started on that dumpster fire.

There was this one server where they attempted to land a 747 on the damn carrier deck. (And oh, don’t forget the hot air balloons flying around the Golden Gate Bridge)

Dont forget all the kids trying to get attention by declaring an emergency!

The eastern germanic peoples wrote:

Oh god, don’t even get me started on that dumpster fire.

There was this one server where they attempted to land a 747 on the damn carrier deck. (And oh, don’t forget the hot air balloons flying around the Golden Gate Bridge)

lul a 747 with the .cfg flight dynamics of a J-3 Cub

Aerilia wrote:

I knew this day would come...

The 16th of may? Or the discussion about planes?

Planes wrote:

Dont forget all the kids trying to get attention by declaring an emergency!

HI AM AIR FORCE WAN AND AM DECLARING EHMERGENSEE DA PRESIDENT IS ONBOAHD

Planes wrote:

Dont forget all the kids trying to get attention by declaring an emergency!

Nah, it was more of them getting in a hot air balloon and buzzing the tower. Bruh when I entered Sea-Tac, the airspace had gone to crap. The entire airspace was hot air balloons and fighter jets. When I contacted tower, the response I got was

“Ah, just land wherever, I give up tryna control this ****”

All of you

Illusia and Neverendia wrote:

HI AM AIR FORCE WAN AND AM DECLARING EHMERGENSEE DA PRESIDENT IS ONBOAHD

To quote a server I'm on: MAYDAY MADAY GOING DOWN!!! '*Dies[sic]
To add my two cents: I AM INTO CRASH IN MOUNTAN SNED HLEICOTER NOW OR I REPORT YOU TO THE ADMINS

The eastern germanic peoples wrote:

Nah, it was more of them getting in a hot air balloon and buzzing the tower. Bruh when I entered Sea-Tac, the airspace had gone to crap. The entire airspace was hot air balloons and fighter jets. When I contacted tower, the response I got was

“Ah, just land wherever, I give up tryna control this ****”

*looks at people taking off on the taxiway*
I get him.

Planes wrote:

The 16th of may? Or the discussion about planes?

The 17th of May...

The ancient proverbs were right

Aerilia wrote:

The 17th of May...

The ancient proverbs were right

Right, I forgot. You're in Australia

Planes wrote:

*looks at people taking off on the taxiway*
I get him.

*looks at people changing their username to inappropriate names, meanwhile a Cessna buzzes the tower at 500 kph*

Ah, just another normal day in FSX steam edition

The eastern germanic peoples wrote:

*looks at people changing their username to inappropriate names, meanwhile a Cessna buzzes the tower at 500 kph*

Ah, just another normal day in FSX steam edition

callsign Oscar-Oscar-Foxtrot

Planes wrote:

To quote a server I'm on: MAYDAY MADAY GOING DOWN!!! '*Dies[sic]
To add my two cents: I AM INTO CRASH IN MOUNTAN SNED HLEICOTER NOW OR I REPORT YOU TO THE ADMINS

YOU CAN DISABLE YOUR MICROPHONE.