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The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire

Serkin wrote:I'm a weird character maker

Why wait for you to make the move..... if I can attack first?

Because if you miss, I will either saw off your tail or it's tip.

Or render you unconscious and use your venom for experimentation upon those I dislike.

Crocadillia

*revives*

Azachland

ArenaC wrote:Yes.

Euricanis wrote:don't question it

That is horrible! So now we're stuck in a lame game of chicken with out "allies"?

Theet ducal

The In Solidarity With Ukraine of Kurikia

Serkin
*waits on post*

Kampf Empire and Serkin

The Goin' Silent of Zukchiva

ig its safe to say horsemen is dead

Pakitsk, Kampf Empire, Theet ducal, and Kurikia

The Biohazardous Detective of Euricanis

Kampf Empire wrote:Because if you miss, I will either saw off your tail or it's tip.

Or render you unconscious and use your venom for experimentation upon those I dislike.

i've never been more glad to be a human

The Imperial Interim Government of Terrabis-Seran

Crocadillia wrote:*revives*

You fool!

You thought it was fire, but it was thy, DISSECTION!

The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire

Crocadillia wrote:*revives*

Kampf Empire wrote:Alright. For one, this organism is incapable of walking on two legs and standing straight. The presence of muscular tail, while useful for balance, leaves it impossible for a proper gluteus maximus to develop. Without this muscle group, the strain on the organism's muscular systems would be too great for the trade off of walking. Not to mention, the tail itself is a caloric waste at this point due to the assumed terrestrial lifestyle of the organism. The tail is designed to aid crocodilians swim effectively, however it becomes a meager defensive limb on land that can deliver a powerful hit, but is less effective than their jaws.

The head makes no sense. If it lives in the water, having the spinal cord enter the back of the skull at a 90° angle makes no sense, and if it lives on land, there's hardly a reason for it's eyes to stay on the sides of it's skull as opposed to the front.

The concept of opposable thumbs in this situation makes no sense what so ever unless these creatures have either lost their conical teeth or undergone extreme dietary changes.

Theet ducal

Azachland wrote:That is horrible! So now we're stuck in a lame game of chicken with out "allies"?

Yep pretty much other than at one point had about 150 nukes targeting me from the Ba Sing Se they didn’t fire. I’m very disappointed.

Azachland

The Winter Imperium of Of Centralist Brexit

Kampf Empire wrote:

i feel like he could make my entire existance impossible...

Crocadillia

Kampf Empire wrote:

Does it look like that matters to me? No.

The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:i feel like he could make my entire existance impossible...

* Cracks knuckles *

Crocadillia wrote:Does it look like that matters to me? No.

Your organism makes no sense, and I feel tempted to mercy kill it.

The Biohazardous Detective of Euricanis

Crocadillia wrote:Does it look like that matters to me? No.

true enough

that doesn't change the fact that it's right in the uncanny valley

The Imperial Interim Government of Terrabis-Seran

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:i feel like he could make my entire existence impossible...

This is why the only thing any of my kinfolk population has is either gills, or a different set of ears and a tail. This is also why I yet have to register mages, considering I thought they would be illegal.

Kampf Empire and Shavara

The Winter Imperium of Of Centralist Brexit

Kampf Empire wrote:* Cracks knuckles *

ima just sing this to myself
YOU KNOW THE RULES, AND SO DO I!
SAY GOODBYE!

Crocadillia

Kampf Empire wrote:* Cracks knuckles *

Your organism makes no sense, and I feel tempted to mercy kill it.

Well the fact that humans even have the capability to insult others while being thousands of miles away makes no sense but it happened :)

Shavara

Brethren wrote:

Lucia covers her face for a moment. "No, no, I'm sorry. Just . . . don't let the homesickness blind you, okay? We've got a good thing here. We get to be normal, respected, accepted without a moment's hesitation. You and Emanuel might be able to get that back in San Sierra, but your husband and the little one won't. It won't be that kind of place for decades. Don't throw away the one place a Mathalnam really fits, just to see some mountains."

- "I-I..." - Delfina stutters, she's in a moment of silence.

OOC: I don't know how to respond to this, so here you go. ,_,

The Biohazardous Detective of Euricanis

Kampf Empire wrote:* Cracks knuckles *

wait a sec, i got this

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:i feel like he could make my entire existance impossible...

your whole teleportation thing is basically impossible according to the no cloning theorem, that's all i have to say

The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire

Crocadillia wrote:Well the fact that humans even have the capability to insult others while being thousands of miles away makes no sense but it happened :)

And crocodilians haven't changed their evolutionary design in millions of years for a reason

This lovechild of Animorphs and Killer Croc is an abomination that would die of starvation just by existing.

Euricanis and Shavara

The Winter Imperium of Of Centralist Brexit

Euricanis wrote:wait a sec, i got this
your whole teleportation thing is basically impossible according to the no cloning theorem, that's all i have to say

i meant biologically, not me breaking every single law of physics known to man

Crocadillia

Kampf Empire wrote:And crocodilians haven't changed their evolutionary design in millions of years for a reason

This lovechild of Animorphs and Killer Croc is an abomination that would die of starvation just by existing.

cool, but when did I ask you

The Biohazardous Detective of Euricanis

Kampf Empire wrote:And crocodilians haven't changed their evolutionary design in millions of years for a reason

This lovechild of Animorphs and Killer Croc is an abomination that would die of starvation just by existing.

calling something a lovechild of animorphs and literally anything else is already terrifying

Kampf Empire and Crocadillia

The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire

Crocadillia wrote:cool, but when did I ask you

I was asked to critique it after analyzing the possibilities of Serkin's tail. I assumed it'd be courteous to share the news with you.

Shavara

Crocadillia

Kampf Empire wrote:I was asked to critique it after analyzing the possibilities of Serkin's tail. I assumed it'd be courteous to share the news with you.

cool. idc.

The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire

Crocadillia wrote:cool. idc.

I'd say "C'est la vie" but I see no life.

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