The East PacificBoard

Kurikia wrote:

“A marks Man Challenge?” Mikhail says

He says to Alexi in Kurikian

“Gather 2 Spetznaz Marksmen”

“Alright then we have a range set up in the base”

"Let us go, then." Lt. Pârkóv rises from his seat and, followed by his troopers, exits the HQ. He looks around and whispers to them in swift and fluid Pakatska, something along the lines of "Let's show these foreigners what true skill is."

Shavara wrote:

- "Could you tell us what was that experience?" -

...

No.

I'll eat it instead

*Eats it*

*Vomits*

Oh fvck oh god that's disgusting

What the Hell Russia.

Open that at your discretion, Russians get dark really fast.

*sees DK*

DarKspawnerreich wrote:

*Vomits*

Oh fvck oh god that's disgusting

Kampf Empire wrote:

Translated Nursey Rhymes

1. A little boy found a machine gun, now nothing lives in the woods.

2. A little girl named Nina went swimming. She dove on Wednesday, she surfaced on Saturday.

3. I asked Peter the Electrician, "Why is there copper wire around your neck?" He didn't respond. His boots just swayed quietly.

4. In my childhood, my mom gouged out my eyes, so that I wouldn't find the strawberry jam. Since then, I don't watch movies, and I don't read fairy tales, but on the bright side, I can smell and hear really well.

What the Hell Russia.

Open that at your discretion, Russians get dark really fast.

*Looks at Russian history*

Russia is blessed.

DarKspawnerreich wrote:

*Looks at Russian history*

Russia is blessed.

Russians are drunk hockey players with terrible roads and a deadly allergy to anything happy.

Kampf Empire wrote:

Translated Nursey Rhymes

1. A little boy found a machine gun, now nothing lives in the woods.

2. A little girl named Nina went swimming. She dove on Wednesday, she surfaced on Saturday.

3. I asked Peter the Electrician, "Why is there copper wire around your neck?" He didn't respond. His boots just swayed quietly.

4. In my childhood, my mom gouged out my eyes, so that I wouldn't find the strawberry jam. Since then, I don't watch movies, and I don't read fairy tales, but on the bright side, I can smell and hear really well.

What the Hell Russia.

Open that at your discretion, Russians get dark really fast.

That needs a warning?

Anyone here see Saturn and Jupiter lined up with the lunar eclipse?

Euricanis wrote:

That needs a warning?

Nah it's just wholesome RMB stuff.

Euricanis wrote:

That needs a warning?

Some people probably wouldn't like them, and I at least wanted to give them heads up. Plus, they're nursery rhymes, so they wouldn't be too graphic.

How dare

> Hears two firework-sounding bangs in the distance

> Hears sirens a few minutes later

sigh

Kampf Empire wrote:

How dare

It was this:

Kampf Empire wrote:

Some people probably wouldn't like them, and I at least wanted to give them heads up. Plus, they're nursery rhymes, so they wouldn't be too graphic.

Eh...

Stellar Colonies wrote:

> Hears two firework-sounding bangs in the distance

> Hears sirens a few minutes later

sigh

Cooked Meat

Stellar Colonies wrote:

> Hears two firework-sounding bangs in the distance

> Hears sirens a few minutes later

sigh

You're telling me it's not a strong possibility the fire department bois just want to party too?

Stellar Colonies wrote:

It was this:

Eh...

I stand by statement that the warning should be there for those who are very sensitive, and so I can say there was a warning in the event of a mod of some breed taking issue with it.

Stellar Colonies wrote:

> Hears two firework-sounding bangs in the distance

> Hears sirens a few minutes later

sigh

Gross incompetence + high explosives

Euricanis wrote:

Gross incompetence + high explosives

= lots of fun

Yeah I say ARA ARA~:

A - Major
R - Fracture
A - Detected

A - Seek
R - Medical
A - Attention

DarKspawnerreich wrote:

= lots of fun

Gross incompetence + high explosives = lots of fun more d*mn fires

Shavara wrote:

~no~

H e a t h e n d e t e c t e d

Initializing purge

Stellar Colonies wrote:

Gross incompetence + high explosives = lots of fun more d*mn fires

oh no

DarKspawnerreich wrote:

H e a t h e n d e t e c t e d

Initializing purge

https://youtu.be/rUpaPWWzMtU

Shavara wrote:

https://youtu.be/rUpaPWWzMtU

Who in the world would click on that link?

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