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Dreamersistan wrote:

<trips you and hogties u to a wood chipper that is pulling u in 3 feet by the second>

[Cue James Bond theme music]

Using my spy skills, I easily slip out of the contraption and proceed to fly to Moscow.

Rage mage wrote:

Dude. Even during WW2 the US only had like 4 carriers.

Sorry to pop ur bubble, but they had 52. Modern carriers are just far more expensive.

Ciecherela wrote:

Stop it or I'll get Kampf!
I said I'm sorry!

You're fine, literally all of us have a hard time with fleet numbers, you'll pick it up.

Ciecherela wrote:

Alright I get the point :/

The Angel of Charity

I'd like to buy a few submarines and smaller military ships if possible

I'll sell a few Misaha class guided missile frigates.

Dreamersistan wrote:

Let it be, people sometimes do think a person reminds them of others. It's annoying, just get past it and you do you

Ok will do

Shavara wrote:

Because we detect similarities, doesn't always mean that you're that guy.

A person similar to another does not mean they are the same person.

Tell Lerasi that, hes had it out for me from the start

The Holy Utopian Republic wrote:

Using my spy skills, I easily slip out of the contraption and proceed to fly to Moscow.

<As Vladimir Putin rides up bare-chested on horseback to greet you, a Bulgarian pokes you with a poisoned umbrella tip>

<You die, frothing, in Vlad's muscular arms and hairy chest>

The Angel of Charity wrote:

Sorry to pop ur bubble, but they had 52. Modern carriers are just far more expensive.

You're fine, literally all of us have a hard time with fleet numbers, you'll pick it up.
I'll sell a few Misaha class guided missile frigates.

Ok I'll buy 3 then please

Dreamersistan wrote:

<As Vladimir Putin is about to greet you, a Bulgarian pokes you with a poisoned umbrella tip>

<You die, frothing, in Vlad's musclular arms and bare chest while horseback>

After I die I come back as a phantom and haunt you by turning on all your showers at night every night.

The Holy Utopian Republic wrote:

After I die I come back as a phantom and haunt you by turning on all your showers at night every night.

<Gets badly scalded thrice, wears a mask (borrowed from Wiranath) like Phantom of the Opera to hide my ugliness>

<Sells the house to Great algerstonia and tries to move on, while being scared every minute>

Dreamersistan wrote:

<Gets badly scalded thrice, wears a mask (borrowed from Wiranath) like Phantom of the Opera to hide my ugliness>

<Sells the house to Great algerstonia and tries to move on, while being scared every minute>

—Takes away you’re copy of the Kommunsst Manif3sstoo—

The Holy Utopian Republic wrote:

—Takes away you’re copy of the Kommunsst Manif3sstoo—

<it wasn't mine, it was Shavara's>

<And it contained an anti-ghost repellant>

<you are banished forever to the lands of Ghostly war observers>

Dreamersistan wrote:

<it wasn't mine, it was Shavara's>

<And it contained an anti-ghost repellant>

<you are banished forever to the lands of Ghostly war observers>

—Proceeds to plot return—

The Holy Utopian Republic wrote:

—Proceeds to plot return—

<Lives a very happy life with gorgeous women and kids in an idyllic house in the country, with not a care in the world>

<After a night of vigorous writing, I sit alone, in the dark an an expensive-looking-but-actually-cheap-2nd-hand oak table and lean back>

<The moon is whispering light thru the clouds, the window is slightly open, the room is as dark as a black hole and it is as pleasant as a Minnesotan housewife at a Small Talk conference>

"Ahh, this is the life.. Nothing bad can happen now..."

The Angel of Charity wrote:

Sorry to pop ur bubble, but they had 52. Modern carriers are just far more expensive.

You're fine, literally all of us have a hard time with fleet numbers, you'll pick it up.
I'll sell a few Misaha class guided missile frigates.

Really? Huh. Guess I’ve only heard of like 5 of them.

Dreamersistan wrote:

<Lives a very happy life with gorgeous women and kids in an idyllic house in the country, with not a care in the world>

<After a night of vigorous writing, I sit alone, in the dark an an expensive-looking-but-actually-cheap-2nd-hand oak table and lean back.>

"Ahh, this is the life.. Nothing bad can happen now..."

—Alex the Rambler gives me the chance to return to haunt you, and so that night I proceed to murder your family then light your house on fire. Then as my signature detail, I turn on your shower.—

Fedele wrote:

Kangaroos are kind of cool.

Politicians campaigning.

Fedele wrote:

Kangaroo babies are disgusting. They look like bulging, bloody slugs when they're born. Absolutely disgusting.

Politicians after getting elected.

The Angel of Charity
Wait! They had 36! Not 52! That would be excessive.

The Holy Utopian Republic wrote:

—Alex the Rambler gives me the chance to return to haunt you, and so that night I proceed to murder your family then light your house on fire. Then as my signature detail, I turn on your shower.—

<screams in pain as the hot water burns my face further, welding the mask to my face>

<Watches the water run thru the blood of my family>

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

<Gets the world's most expensive exorcist Constantine to permanently capture you in a vessel, then gives shreds of you to Asendavia, the god of the Spider-Lenny cult and Lerasi to torture for eternity>

Neue Königsberg Gazette

Iron Chancellor Alexander Watts has succumbed to his injuries.

Until the Kaiserin returns from the Climate Change Conference to select a new Iron Chancellor, the Imperial Aide of Domestic Affairs shall oversee the Empire's homeland.

Kampf Empire wrote:

Neue Königsberg Gazette

Iron Chancellor Alexander Watts hhas succumbed to his injuries.

Until the Kaiserin returns from.the Climate Change Conference to select a new Iron Chancellor, the Imperial Aide of Domestic Affairs shall oversee the Empire's homeland.

When your ready we will initiate trade talks agreed?

Kampf Empire wrote:

Neue Königsberg Gazette

Iron Chancellor Alexander Watts has succumbed to his injuries.

Until the Kaiserin returns from the Climate Change Conference to select a new Iron Chancellor, the Imperial Aide of Domestic Affairs shall oversee the Empire's homeland.

President Du Plessis offers his condolences

<As he dies of wounds inflicted by the fires started by The Holy Utopian Republic, sells his soul to the devil>

<comes back as a Fire Demon on Shang Tsung's side to defeat HUR, reincarnated as the frozen-hearted Sub Zero in >

https://youtu.be/EAwWPadFsOA?t=9

You Lose!

by The The most restored nation of of Dreamersistan

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i like how this is going
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Istarich wrote:

snio

Politeness is a virtue, kid.