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Opstan

Great algerstonia wrote:ICEEs are superior to money

Well... I sell ICEEs. :) Just give me all your money and i'll give you one.

Choblandia

Eek

Dreamersistan

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:Just saw Joker, amazing movie.

Isn't it?

Good life lessons as well.. In case people in your life tend to need a lesson in manners..

Post self-deleted by Slatos.

Slatos

I want to do a worldwide valsora emergency broadcast thingy.



Dreamersistan

Itsy bitsy Spider-Lenny,
Went up the TEP spout,
Down came the Rahls,
And washed the Lenny out,

In came the new Delegate,
And banjected evil Rahls again,
And Itsy Bitsy Spider-Lenny,
Went up the spout again

/╲/( ͡< ͡< ͜ʖ ͡> ͡>)/\╱\

Danelaw Scandinavia, Lerasi, Theodore roosevelt 26, and Utopiam

Imperfeudal

i don't know why i want to make a rp based in MW3 missions :V

Slatos

Bortalandet wrote:Wow, it seems that we have missed a lot of action..

The government of Bortalandet decided to go into “Nox-mode” just before the N-day in order to avoid any aggression. Not my personal decision but I respect the majority opinion.

Please, feel free to inform us what has happened after N-day.

The coup of Fedele have failed and TEP have a new hierarchy with [nation]Marrabuk on top. Bortalandet will endorse every nation that are included in this new leadership. *Work in progress*

On behalf of the team I would like to apologize to ur allies that seems to be involved in military conflicts. We will support you in any way possible. If we have understand the latest news correctly, Kilkire wish to have peace. At the moment we couldn’t agree more and will gladly negotiate a peace agreement between Kilkire and The new wisconsin empire.

Before the N-day we where about to build a railway to Lerasi. Hopefully we can continue this project now? And our offer to help out with the education, in order to get some help with our defense in return, stays.

Slatos, we would love to improve our relations. Humbly ask for your permission to establish ambassies in our two beautiful nations?

Greetings
Nelg Nillyg - Leader of Bortalandet

let's do a meeting

Kilkire

Rage mage

The cult of the great cthulhu wrote:I’m gonna have to stop you right there. She’s not alone.

Three Crusaders accompanying her lift their guns to point at the men. One of them is shouting in the Cultic tongue.

“I’m sorry, but you don’t have jurisdiction here,” says Myra coldly. “I’m going to have to ask you to move out of my way.”

I knew it wasn’t going to be this easy. I just typed the rest cuz I was bored.

IC:

The guard smirked, you just answered our questions thank you very much. He twirled his finger to the other men and they left. On the way past the Crusaders the lead guard made a snide remark to one of the Cultists using their language. Laughing he continued onward.

The cult of the great cthulhu

Dreamersistan

Terreich und Preussen wrote:I hope Kilkire can see the error of his ways and stop shedding blood of the innocent over mine and NWE's Balkanized States.

Kilkire's really gone over to the Dark side, hasn't he?

That Leprechaun's taken to evil like politicians to online podcasts

The Commonwealth of ArenaC

force thirteen

Theodore roosevelt 26

ArenaC wrote:force thirteen

??

The cult of the great cthulhu

Rage mage wrote:I knew it wasn’t going to be this easy. I just typed the rest cuz I was bored.

IC:

The guard smirked, you just answered our questions thank you very much. He twirled his finger to the other men and they left. On the way past the Crusaders the lead guard made a snide remark to one of the Cultists using their language. Laughing he continued onward.

Myra shakes her head and continues walking with her guardsmen.

“They know something’s wrong. Call another transport so we can get out of this iron jungle,” she tells one of the Crusaders.

Rage mage

Gorbastan

I just f**ked a bunch of Cromwells, Sherman's, and Valentines with my Pz. IV

I stuck that High Velocity KwK40 L43 cannon up their English arses.

Soon I will unlock the StuG life.

Kilkire

The new wisconsin empire

Kilkire wrote:The new wisconsin empire, Terreich und Preussen. Y'all gonna respond?

Again, super sorry, its crazy, I should be able to crank a response out tonight.
and ima just shamelessly fish for attention for a sec
*Throws out a line and catches a 20:55 Minuet 5k time*



The Ascended Peoples of The Holy Utopian Republic

Lerasi wrote:The Holy Utopian Republic
Kampf Empire

The Toulouse Forces in the King's Stronghold prepare for a seige and request more support from England.

~~~{}~~~

The western states of the Holy Roman Empire mobilize their armies but do not combine them for an invasion. Not yet.

The Castilian army, upon reaching the stronghold, prepares for a long siege. Equipment such as catapults and cannons are positioned on all sides of the stronghold, and the Castilians hope to overwhelm the French with numbers. The question still remains however; what is to be done with the King?



The Dancia and Istaria of Danelaw Scandinavia

Theodore Hessen takes the Stage in the Senate.

"Ladies and Gentleman of the Senate, we must get this Constitution passed. This Constitution will help unify the Scandinavian States and thebGroßer Gerichtshof(Equivalent to Congress). This document will ensure our rights and freedoms and our nation's independence. The Old Danelaw was torn up those years ago by The Fool Jack. We must have this Document for Scandinavia and the people."

Theodore walks off the stage as they start to vote again. The New Constitution is allowed and they must lay out the laws, rights and branches on it.



The Canonically Apotheosized God of Lerasi

Euricanis wrote:What’d I do?

Although, for the record, I am in fact a genius

When that whole joke started I started making a serious CEEU alongside the joke one. You inspired me to go back to it.

The Holy Utopian Republic wrote:The Castilian army, upon reaching the stronghold, prepares for a long siege. Equipment such as catapults and cannons are positioned on all sides of the stronghold, and the Castilians hope to overwhelm the French with numbers. The question still remains however; what is to be done with the King?

English archers fire down upon the army alongside French crossbowmen. The French forces of Toulouse dug into the stronghold, repelling the siege any way they could. The French Cavalry charges forth while the soldiers prepare to fight if the walls are breached.
~~~{}~~~
Pakitsk donde estas?

Rage mage

The cult of the great cthulhu wrote:Myra shakes her head and continues walking with her guardsmen.

“They know something’s wrong. Call another transport so we can get out of this iron jungle,” she tells one of the Crusaders.

The guard calls in to base. “The leader was right. Cthulhu bankrolled the thing.”

Theo Gunter, now moving on his own, smilied.

“You got the pictures? The film? Fingerprints?”

The guard walks back inside, and removes the sticky film from a door handle.

“Got it sir. Glad you are back on your feet.”

Gunter grunted.
“As am I. Now, find the official Cthulhu delegate and have him meet with me. I need to send a message.”

The cult of the great cthulhu

The Bison and Belgian King of Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:Theodore Hessen takes the Stage in the Senate.

"Ladies and Gentleman of the Senate, we must get this Constitution passed. This Constitution will help unify the Scandinavian States and thebGroßer Gerichtshof(Equivalent to Congress). This document will ensure our rights and freedoms and our nation's independence. The Old Danelaw was torn up those years ago by The Fool Jack. We must have this Document for Scandinavia and the people."

Theodore walks off the stage as they start to vote again. The New Constitution is allowed and they must lay out the laws, rights and branches on it.

o<o I take it we'll be seeing Jack again real soon?

Danelaw Scandinavia, Lerasi, and Rage mage

The Canonically Apotheosized God of Lerasi

I was just looking through the time machine called RMB Search and remembering Kampf's Presidential Campaign.

Pakitsk, Kampf Empire, Peatiktist, The angel of charity, and 3 othersRestoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Theodore roosevelt 26, and Rage mage

Great algerstonia

Staynes is a nerd

Pakitsk, Lerasi, Theodore roosevelt 26, and Rage mage



The Canonically Apotheosized God of Lerasi

1000: History Begins as Time is invented by notorious criminals Holy Roman Emperor Otto III, Pope Sylvester II, and Byzantine Emperor Constantine VII

1930: History Pauses for 16 Years. This is suspected to be caused by Wirrabuk when he erased a Facist Political Party from Existance

1946: History Resumes once more as an interdimensional TV reporter says the famous quote: "And now back to our regularly scheduled program."

1969: The Southern United States of Cuba, Baja California, Panama, Brasil, Florida, Texas, Mexico the Territories of South Dakota and Canada cede from the Yankee United States og American Independent Colonies Reformed First Under the Articles of Confederation and Secondly Under the Constitution of the New United States of America

1991: Creation is discovered and the Church of the Triad of Three Time Criminals is formed

2000: South Dakota CTEs, leaving the Nonexistant Territories of Former South Dakota under the Spiritual Control of the Southern United States of Cuba, Baja California, Panama, Brasil, Florida, Texas, Mexico, the Nonexistant Territories of Former South Dakota and Canada
2046: Reykjavik is founded in British East Indian Ocean Territory, better known as Northeastern Japanese West Huron Lake

2078: The Republican Republic of West Brazilian Eastern Orlando Ontario Territory is founded

2096: The Republican Republic of West Brazilian Eastern Orlando Ontario Territory invades The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire

2097: The Republic of the Communist Walruses of Canadia is formed

3002: The Tom Cruiseline plots a course straight through the Northeastern Japanese West Huron Lake.

3004: The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire wins the war against The Republican Republic of West Brazilian Eastern Orlando Ontario Territory, forcing them to sign the RRWBEOOT-Kampfian Accords

3008: The Republic of the Communist Walruses of Canadia is destroyed by internal enemies, including a radical terrorist group that later goes on to found the Democratic Dictatorship of the Armed Republic of the Disputed Borderlands of Western Japanese St. Vincent and the Grenadines and Antigua and Barbuda in the Eastern Nicaraguan Egypt Congolese Plateau, four months later

3010: the Democratic Dictatorship of the Armed Republic of the Disputed Borderlands of Western Japanese St. Vincent and the Grenadines and Antigua and Barbuda in the Eastern Nicaraguan Egypt Congolese Plateau becomes a client state of the Australian-New Zealandic Monarchist Democracy of Eastern Asian Soviet Scandinavia

3045: The Autonomous Crown Territory of Brazil-Japanese Western Hondurus under the reign of the Democratic People's Totalitarian State of Southwestern Coastal California cedes from the South African Allied State of American Russia in Burmese Vietnam, in a treaty ratified by both parties

3056: The Colonial Democracy of the Western Mongolian Siberia in Northwest Papua New Guinea declares war against the Democratic Socialist Facist Regime of The Arctic Enlightened Divine Republic of the Saharan Client State of The Communist Country of the Northwestern Gentile Kingdoms of Southeast Argentina and Alaska

3062: The two warring parties were sanctioned by the United Regime of the Swiss Anti-Fascist Capitalist Liechtenstein, sparking a three way conflict.

3070: the global superpower known as The Europeian Warzone Eastern Nordic-Masonic Balderian-Lazarene Corporation Centre of West-East-North-South-Central Eastern Pacific Order of Oriental Wolves Rejected from Asia-Europe-Austrailia-Europe-Airspace-Sandbox Osiris destroyed the United Regime of the Swiss Anti-Fascist Capitalist Liechtenstein with the help of the Capitalist-Socialist Dynastic Union of the Sovereign Republican Communist States of Western Siberia in the East Atlantic Islands of North Korea and Mongolia, taking the side of the The Colonial Democracy of the Western Mongolian Siberia in Northwest Papua New Guinea

3073: This new mega-alliance was blindsided by the Central Asian International Corporation of Sanctions formed by the JSKCTVL East Asian Coalition and the Southwestern District Union of the Chilean Antarctic Zone in the Battle of The CAICS, as it takes the side of the Democratic Socialist Facist Regime of The Arctic Enlightened Divine Republic of the Saharan Client State of The Communist Country of the Northwestern Gentile Kingdoms of Southeast Argentina and Alaska

3077: The the counter offensive by the Syndicalist Revolutionary Radical Territories of the Combined Anti-Communist Allies of the North and South Carolina Colony of Southern Great Britain and Moroccan Kosovo Union of the Sovereign Union of Soviet Empires of Egyptian Antiquity Overseas Empires of Southwestern Albanian North Macedonian Republics of the Communist and Facist Regimes under the command of the Grand High Emperor of the Irish Catholic Union of Greater Middle Eastern Kingdoms in the Midwestern United States of New Brunswick officially classifies the conflict as a World War as they join the Arctic Enlightened Divine Republic of the Saharan Client State of The Communist Country of the Northwestern Gentile Kingdoms of Southeast Argentina and Alaska

3078: the combined efforts of the Authoritarian Democratic Eastern Italian Colonies in Southwestern Burundian Maldives and the Leftist-Libertarian Communist Regime of Southern Bulgarian Socialist Republican Dictatorship stage a comeback in the war against the AEDRSCSCCNWGKSAA, but it is foiled by the the Combined Efforts of the Great Legion of The Texan Administrative Republic of Imperial Communist Union of Socialist Vassalized States under the direct supervision of the Greater Union of Monaco, Malta, Sardinia, and Virginia with the Treatised Allied States of the Union of the Special Region of Administrative Imperial Empires of Northeastern South Zimbabwean Madagascar Japanese North Hemispheric Pan Atlantic Oceanic Alliance of the Northsouthern European Council of Elected Democratic Representatives from the Central African Republic of Saudi Arabia and the Indian Federation of Marquisates in the Western Himalayas of North Ukrainian Greek Italy, with authorization from the Democratic Oligarchy of Monarchism in the African Union of Greater Norwegian Free Cities in the New Holy Roman Empire of the Great and United Parliamentary Kingdom of Greater Finland, Kola, and Pakistani Revolutionary Rebellions against the Republican Empire of the Great and Sovereign States of the Most Serene Grand Council of Monarchs of the Great and Old United Federation of Colonial Kingdoms in Puerto Rico and The Vatican City of the Papal States of the Italian Peninsula of Japanese Europe, setting the Stage for the first ever CE

3085: the Authoritarian Democratic Eastern Italian Colonies in Southwestern Burundian Maldives and the Leftist-Libertarian Communist Regime of Southern Bulgarian Socialist Republican Dictatorship in favor of the Great Legion of The Texan Administrative Republic of Imperial Communist Union of Socialist Vassalized States under the direct supervision of the Greater Union of Monaco, Malta, Sardinia, and Virginia and the the Treatised Allied States of the Union of the Special Region of Administrative Imperial Empires of Northeastern South Zimbabwean Madagascar Japanese North Hemispheric Pan Atlantic Oceanic Alliance of the Northsouthern European Council of Elected Democratic Representatives from the Central African Republic of Saudi Arabia and the Indian Federation of Marquisates in the Western Himalayas of North Ukrainian Greek Italy declare war, adding their forces to the Great CE.

3087: The Central Montenegrin Humanoid Society of the District Union of the Puppetted State of North Rwanda unites under a single banner and wages the most respected guerilla war ever, gaining control over the CE by 3090

3090: The CMHSDUPSNR wins the World War for the AEDRSCSCCNWGKSAA, uniting the conquered terriories under the

Combined Efforts of The Texan Administrative Republic of Imperial Communist Union of Socialist Vassalized States under the direct supervision of the Greater Union of Monaco, Malta, Sardinia, and Virginia with the Treatised Allied States of the Union of the Special Region of Administrative Imperial Empires of Northeastern South Zimbabwean Madagascar Japanese North Hemispheric Pan Atlantic Oceanic Alliance of the Northsouthern European Council of Elected Democratic Representatives from the Central African Republic of Saudi Arabia and the Indian Federation of Marquisates in the Western Himalayas of North Ukrainian Greek Italy, with authorization from the Democratic Oligarchy of Monarchism in the African Union of Greater Norwegian Free Cities in the New Holy Roman Empire of the Great and United Parliamentary Kingdom of Greater Finland, Kola, and Pakistani Revolutionary Rebellions against the Republican Empire of the Great and Sovereign States of the Most Serene Grand Council of Monarchs of the Great and Old United Federation of Colonial Kingdoms in Puerto Rico and The Vatican City of the Papal States of the Italian Peninsula of Japanese Europe Allied States under the Authority of the Xenophobic Authoritarian Democratic Eastern Italian Colonies in Southwestern Burundian Maldives and the Leftist-Libertarian Communist Regime of Southern Bulgarian Socialist Republican Dictatorship, the Yeetarian Union of Allied Regimes, the Syndicalist Revolutionary Radical Territories of the Combined Anti-Communist Allies of the North and South Carolina Colony of Southern Great Britain and Moroccan Kosovo Union of the Sovereign Union of Soviet Empires of Egyptian Antiquity Overseas Empires of Southwestern Albanian North Macedonian Republics of the Communist and Facist Regimes under the command of the Grand High Emperor of the Irish Catholic Union of Greater Middle Eastern Kingdoms in the Midwestern United States of New Brunswick, the Central Asian International Corporation of Sanctions formed by the JSKCTVL East Asian Coalition and the Southwestern District Union of the Chilean Antarctic Zone, The Europeian Warzone Eastern Nordic-Masonic Balderian-Lazarene Corporation Centre of West-East-North-South-Central Eastern Pacific Order of Oriental Wolves Rejected from Asia-Europe-Austrailia-Europe-Airspace-Sandbox Osiris, the Honorably Mentioned and Gloriously Ancient Deceased Swiss Anti-Fascist Capitalist Liechtenstein with the help of the Capitalist-Socialist Dynastic Union of the Sovereign Republican Communist States of Western Siberia in the East Atlantic Islands of North Korea and Mongolia, Democratic Socialist Facist Regime of The Arctic Enlightened Divine Republic of the Saharan Client State of The Communist Country of the Northwestern Gentile Kingdoms of Southeast Argentina and Alaska, The Autonomous Crown Territory of Brazil-Japanese Western Hondurus under the reign of the Democratic People's Totalitarian State of Southwestern Coastal California whose Treaty was ratified by the South African Allied State of American Russia in Burmese Vietnam, Republican Republic of West Brazilian Eastern Orlando Ontario Territory, British East Indian Ocean Territory, better known as Northeastern Japanese West Huron Lake, the Icelandic Union of Nuuk and Northeast Greenlandic Territory in North America, and the Southern United States of Cuba, Baja California, Panama, Brasil, Florida, Texas, Mexico, the Nonexistant Territories of Former South Dakota and Canada under the Authoritarian Regime of Authoritarian Democratic Eastern Italian Colonies in Southwestern Burundian Maldives and the Leftist-Libertarian Communist Regime of Southern Bulgarian Socialist Republican Dictatorship in favor of the Great Legion of The Texan Administrative Republic of Imperial Communist Union of Socialist Vassalized States under the direct supervision of the Greater Union of Monaco, Malta, Sardinia, and Virginia and the the Treatised Allied States of the Union of the Special Region of Administrative Imperial Empires of Northeastern South Zimbabwean Madagascar Japanese North Hemispheric Pan Atlantic Oceanic Alliance of the Northsouthern European Council of Elected Democratic Representatives from the Central African Republic of Saudi Arabia and the Indian Federation of Marquisates in the Western Himalayas of North Ukrainian Greek Italy Protectorate States of the Union of the Central Montenegrin Humanoid Society of the District Union of the Puppetted State of North Rwanda and the Western Republic formed by various islands of Cuba, the Bahamas, Antigua and Barbuda, Palau, the Federated States of Micronesia, and the Western set of Islands of Armenian Gravesite of South Greek Macedonia

Jangunuary 1st, 4000; A new dating system is introduced by the Oppressionists, including months and days along with the standard years, which had been around for about 3000 years

Augustus 12th, 4036: the Great Recession of the Western Canada Greece Stock Market Crash occurs on White Saturday, resulting in the HDI of the CE plummeting

September 31st, 4036: The Great Oppression of Depression is enforced, increasing security in stock markets, banks, and buried treasure throughout the world

Jangunuary 13th, 4089: Shavara breathes, and all future dates are converted to Spanish.

Deciembre Treinta y Uno, Cuatro Mil Un Ciento, cero en punto: Standard time is introduced, to pinpoint the exact time of events for future time travellers

February 31st, 4129, 4:36 AM: Shavara sleeps. The world is safe from me google translating dates. For now.

Veptrember 63rd, 4154, 8 AM Sharp: the Western Canada Greece Stock Market Heist is pulled off by espionage agents from Prince Edward Island and Crete

March 78th, 4291, 63:89 AM: The Counter Terrorism Raid on Prince Edward's Cretan Estate in the Indian Ocean

March 78th, 4291, 9:73 PM: The 3rd Officer of the Counter Terrorist Squad accidentally fired a shot with his M69-P1 at a small village of undercover Prince Edward Court Members disguising as civilians in Edwardlandia.

March 78th, 4291, 9:74 PM: The 2nd Officer of the Counter Terrorist Squad puts down the 3rd Officer by exposing his eyes to this Arembee Post:

Kampf Empire wrote:I ONLY BRING MY FAT ASS OUT OF MY ASS CAVE TO SPREAD MAYHEM, MISERY, AND REGROW MY NIPPLES!

March 78th, 4291, 10:69 PM: All of the Silver and Gold stolen in the Western Canada Greece Stock Market Heist is recovered and returned to the Western Canada Greece Stock Market

July 44th, 4296, 12:99 PM: The 2nd Officer is tried for brutality and warcrimes and is found guilty. He is sent to the Isle of Hungary for execution. The antimatter explosion ends his life within seconds of his arrival.

Grabulary 69th, 4347, 7:32 PM: The High Demagogue of the Union of the Central Montenegrin Humanoid Society of the District Union of the Puppetted State of North Rwanda and the Western Republic formed by various islands of Cuba, the Bahamas, Antigua and Barbuda, Palau, the Federated States of Micronesia, and the Western set of Islands of Armenian Gravesite of South Greek Macedonia is assassinated

Read dispatch


The last event was meant to symbolize the death of Franz Ferdinand, but, when I said it on the RMB, Euricanis didn't respond.

>:(

Edit: Yo this dispatch is 67 days old and has 67 views.

Kilkire

The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire

https://youtu.be/yD15RGCfKk4

The Federation of Plazland

Lerasi wrote:
1000: History Begins as Time is invented by notorious criminals Holy Roman Emperor Otto III, Pope Sylvester II, and Byzantine Emperor Constantine VII

1930: History Pauses for 16 Years. This is suspected to be caused by Wirrabuk when he erased a Facist Political Party from Existance

1946: History Resumes once more as an interdimensional TV reporter says the famous quote: "And now back to our regularly scheduled program."

1969: The Southern United States of Cuba, Baja California, Panama, Brasil, Florida, Texas, Mexico the Territories of South Dakota and Canada cede from the Yankee United States og American Independent Colonies Reformed First Under the Articles of Confederation and Secondly Under the Constitution of the New United States of America

1991: Creation is discovered and the Church of the Triad of Three Time Criminals is formed

2000: South Dakota CTEs, leaving the Nonexistant Territories of Former South Dakota under the Spiritual Control of the Southern United States of Cuba, Baja California, Panama, Brasil, Florida, Texas, Mexico, the Nonexistant Territories of Former South Dakota and Canada
2046: Reykjavik is founded in British East Indian Ocean Territory, better known as Northeastern Japanese West Huron Lake

2078: The Republican Republic of West Brazilian Eastern Orlando Ontario Territory is founded

2096: The Republican Republic of West Brazilian Eastern Orlando Ontario Territory invades The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire

2097: The Republic of the Communist Walruses of Canadia is formed

3002: The Tom Cruiseline plots a course straight through the Northeastern Japanese West Huron Lake.

3004: The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire wins the war against The Republican Republic of West Brazilian Eastern Orlando Ontario Territory, forcing them to sign the RRWBEOOT-Kampfian Accords

3008: The Republic of the Communist Walruses of Canadia is destroyed by internal enemies, including a radical terrorist group that later goes on to found the Democratic Dictatorship of the Armed Republic of the Disputed Borderlands of Western Japanese St. Vincent and the Grenadines and Antigua and Barbuda in the Eastern Nicaraguan Egypt Congolese Plateau, four months later

3010: the Democratic Dictatorship of the Armed Republic of the Disputed Borderlands of Western Japanese St. Vincent and the Grenadines and Antigua and Barbuda in the Eastern Nicaraguan Egypt Congolese Plateau becomes a client state of the Australian-New Zealandic Monarchist Democracy of Eastern Asian Soviet Scandinavia

3045: The Autonomous Crown Territory of Brazil-Japanese Western Hondurus under the reign of the Democratic People's Totalitarian State of Southwestern Coastal California cedes from the South African Allied State of American Russia in Burmese Vietnam, in a treaty ratified by both parties

3056: The Colonial Democracy of the Western Mongolian Siberia in Northwest Papua New Guinea declares war against the Democratic Socialist Facist Regime of The Arctic Enlightened Divine Republic of the Saharan Client State of The Communist Country of the Northwestern Gentile Kingdoms of Southeast Argentina and Alaska

3062: The two warring parties were sanctioned by the United Regime of the Swiss Anti-Fascist Capitalist Liechtenstein, sparking a three way conflict.

3070: the global superpower known as The Europeian Warzone Eastern Nordic-Masonic Balderian-Lazarene Corporation Centre of West-East-North-South-Central Eastern Pacific Order of Oriental Wolves Rejected from Asia-Europe-Austrailia-Europe-Airspace-Sandbox Osiris destroyed the United Regime of the Swiss Anti-Fascist Capitalist Liechtenstein with the help of the Capitalist-Socialist Dynastic Union of the Sovereign Republican Communist States of Western Siberia in the East Atlantic Islands of North Korea and Mongolia, taking the side of the The Colonial Democracy of the Western Mongolian Siberia in Northwest Papua New Guinea

3073: This new mega-alliance was blindsided by the Central Asian International Corporation of Sanctions formed by the JSKCTVL East Asian Coalition and the Southwestern District Union of the Chilean Antarctic Zone in the Battle of The CAICS, as it takes the side of the Democratic Socialist Facist Regime of The Arctic Enlightened Divine Republic of the Saharan Client State of The Communist Country of the Northwestern Gentile Kingdoms of Southeast Argentina and Alaska

3077: The the counter offensive by the Syndicalist Revolutionary Radical Territories of the Combined Anti-Communist Allies of the North and South Carolina Colony of Southern Great Britain and Moroccan Kosovo Union of the Sovereign Union of Soviet Empires of Egyptian Antiquity Overseas Empires of Southwestern Albanian North Macedonian Republics of the Communist and Facist Regimes under the command of the Grand High Emperor of the Irish Catholic Union of Greater Middle Eastern Kingdoms in the Midwestern United States of New Brunswick officially classifies the conflict as a World War as they join the Arctic Enlightened Divine Republic of the Saharan Client State of The Communist Country of the Northwestern Gentile Kingdoms of Southeast Argentina and Alaska

3078: the combined efforts of the Authoritarian Democratic Eastern Italian Colonies in Southwestern Burundian Maldives and the Leftist-Libertarian Communist Regime of Southern Bulgarian Socialist Republican Dictatorship stage a comeback in the war against the AEDRSCSCCNWGKSAA, but it is foiled by the the Combined Efforts of the Great Legion of The Texan Administrative Republic of Imperial Communist Union of Socialist Vassalized States under the direct supervision of the Greater Union of Monaco, Malta, Sardinia, and Virginia with the Treatised Allied States of the Union of the Special Region of Administrative Imperial Empires of Northeastern South Zimbabwean Madagascar Japanese North Hemispheric Pan Atlantic Oceanic Alliance of the Northsouthern European Council of Elected Democratic Representatives from the Central African Republic of Saudi Arabia and the Indian Federation of Marquisates in the Western Himalayas of North Ukrainian Greek Italy, with authorization from the Democratic Oligarchy of Monarchism in the African Union of Greater Norwegian Free Cities in the New Holy Roman Empire of the Great and United Parliamentary Kingdom of Greater Finland, Kola, and Pakistani Revolutionary Rebellions against the Republican Empire of the Great and Sovereign States of the Most Serene Grand Council of Monarchs of the Great and Old United Federation of Colonial Kingdoms in Puerto Rico and The Vatican City of the Papal States of the Italian Peninsula of Japanese Europe, setting the Stage for the first ever CE

3085: the Authoritarian Democratic Eastern Italian Colonies in Southwestern Burundian Maldives and the Leftist-Libertarian Communist Regime of Southern Bulgarian Socialist Republican Dictatorship in favor of the Great Legion of The Texan Administrative Republic of Imperial Communist Union of Socialist Vassalized States under the direct supervision of the Greater Union of Monaco, Malta, Sardinia, and Virginia and the the Treatised Allied States of the Union of the Special Region of Administrative Imperial Empires of Northeastern South Zimbabwean Madagascar Japanese North Hemispheric Pan Atlantic Oceanic Alliance of the Northsouthern European Council of Elected Democratic Representatives from the Central African Republic of Saudi Arabia and the Indian Federation of Marquisates in the Western Himalayas of North Ukrainian Greek Italy declare war, adding their forces to the Great CE.

3087: The Central Montenegrin Humanoid Society of the District Union of the Puppetted State of North Rwanda unites under a single banner and wages the most respected guerilla war ever, gaining control over the CE by 3090

3090: The CMHSDUPSNR wins the World War for the AEDRSCSCCNWGKSAA, uniting the conquered terriories under the

Combined Efforts of The Texan Administrative Republic of Imperial Communist Union of Socialist Vassalized States under the direct supervision of the Greater Union of Monaco, Malta, Sardinia, and Virginia with the Treatised Allied States of the Union of the Special Region of Administrative Imperial Empires of Northeastern South Zimbabwean Madagascar Japanese North Hemispheric Pan Atlantic Oceanic Alliance of the Northsouthern European Council of Elected Democratic Representatives from the Central African Republic of Saudi Arabia and the Indian Federation of Marquisates in the Western Himalayas of North Ukrainian Greek Italy, with authorization from the Democratic Oligarchy of Monarchism in the African Union of Greater Norwegian Free Cities in the New Holy Roman Empire of the Great and United Parliamentary Kingdom of Greater Finland, Kola, and Pakistani Revolutionary Rebellions against the Republican Empire of the Great and Sovereign States of the Most Serene Grand Council of Monarchs of the Great and Old United Federation of Colonial Kingdoms in Puerto Rico and The Vatican City of the Papal States of the Italian Peninsula of Japanese Europe Allied States under the Authority of the Xenophobic Authoritarian Democratic Eastern Italian Colonies in Southwestern Burundian Maldives and the Leftist-Libertarian Communist Regime of Southern Bulgarian Socialist Republican Dictatorship, the Yeetarian Union of Allied Regimes, the Syndicalist Revolutionary Radical Territories of the Combined Anti-Communist Allies of the North and South Carolina Colony of Southern Great Britain and Moroccan Kosovo Union of the Sovereign Union of Soviet Empires of Egyptian Antiquity Overseas Empires of Southwestern Albanian North Macedonian Republics of the Communist and Facist Regimes under the command of the Grand High Emperor of the Irish Catholic Union of Greater Middle Eastern Kingdoms in the Midwestern United States of New Brunswick, the Central Asian International Corporation of Sanctions formed by the JSKCTVL East Asian Coalition and the Southwestern District Union of the Chilean Antarctic Zone, The Europeian Warzone Eastern Nordic-Masonic Balderian-Lazarene Corporation Centre of West-East-North-South-Central Eastern Pacific Order of Oriental Wolves Rejected from Asia-Europe-Austrailia-Europe-Airspace-Sandbox Osiris, the Honorably Mentioned and Gloriously Ancient Deceased Swiss Anti-Fascist Capitalist Liechtenstein with the help of the Capitalist-Socialist Dynastic Union of the Sovereign Republican Communist States of Western Siberia in the East Atlantic Islands of North Korea and Mongolia, Democratic Socialist Facist Regime of The Arctic Enlightened Divine Republic of the Saharan Client State of The Communist Country of the Northwestern Gentile Kingdoms of Southeast Argentina and Alaska, The Autonomous Crown Territory of Brazil-Japanese Western Hondurus under the reign of the Democratic People's Totalitarian State of Southwestern Coastal California whose Treaty was ratified by the South African Allied State of American Russia in Burmese Vietnam, Republican Republic of West Brazilian Eastern Orlando Ontario Territory, British East Indian Ocean Territory, better known as Northeastern Japanese West Huron Lake, the Icelandic Union of Nuuk and Northeast Greenlandic Territory in North America, and the Southern United States of Cuba, Baja California, Panama, Brasil, Florida, Texas, Mexico, the Nonexistant Territories of Former South Dakota and Canada under the Authoritarian Regime of Authoritarian Democratic Eastern Italian Colonies in Southwestern Burundian Maldives and the Leftist-Libertarian Communist Regime of Southern Bulgarian Socialist Republican Dictatorship in favor of the Great Legion of The Texan Administrative Republic of Imperial Communist Union of Socialist Vassalized States under the direct supervision of the Greater Union of Monaco, Malta, Sardinia, and Virginia and the the Treatised Allied States of the Union of the Special Region of Administrative Imperial Empires of Northeastern South Zimbabwean Madagascar Japanese North Hemispheric Pan Atlantic Oceanic Alliance of the Northsouthern European Council of Elected Democratic Representatives from the Central African Republic of Saudi Arabia and the Indian Federation of Marquisates in the Western Himalayas of North Ukrainian Greek Italy Protectorate States of the Union of the Central Montenegrin Humanoid Society of the District Union of the Puppetted State of North Rwanda and the Western Republic formed by various islands of Cuba, the Bahamas, Antigua and Barbuda, Palau, the Federated States of Micronesia, and the Western set of Islands of Armenian Gravesite of South Greek Macedonia

Jangunuary 1st, 4000; A new dating system is introduced by the Oppressionists, including months and days along with the standard years, which had been around for about 3000 years

Augustus 12th, 4036: the Great Recession of the Western Canada Greece Stock Market Crash occurs on White Saturday, resulting in the HDI of the CE plummeting

September 31st, 4036: The Great Oppression of Depression is enforced, increasing security in stock markets, banks, and buried treasure throughout the world

Jangunuary 13th, 4089: Shavara breathes, and all future dates are converted to Spanish.

Deciembre Treinta y Uno, Cuatro Mil Un Ciento, cero en punto: Standard time is introduced, to pinpoint the exact time of events for future time travellers

February 31st, 4129, 4:36 AM: Shavara sleeps. The world is safe from me google translating dates. For now.

Veptrember 63rd, 4154, 8 AM Sharp: the Western Canada Greece Stock Market Heist is pulled off by espionage agents from Prince Edward Island and Crete

March 78th, 4291, 63:89 AM: The Counter Terrorism Raid on Prince Edward's Cretan Estate in the Indian Ocean

March 78th, 4291, 9:73 PM: The 3rd Officer of the Counter Terrorist Squad accidentally fired a shot with his M69-P1 at a small village of undercover Prince Edward Court Members disguising as civilians in Edwardlandia.

March 78th, 4291, 9:74 PM: The 2nd Officer of the Counter Terrorist Squad puts down the 3rd Officer by exposing his eyes to this Arembee Post:

Kampf Empire wrote:I ONLY BRING MY FAT ASS OUT OF MY ASS CAVE TO SPREAD MAYHEM, MISERY, AND REGROW MY NIPPLES!

March 78th, 4291, 10:69 PM: All of the Silver and Gold stolen in the Western Canada Greece Stock Market Heist is recovered and returned to the Western Canada Greece Stock Market

July 44th, 4296, 12:99 PM: The 2nd Officer is tried for brutality and warcrimes and is found guilty. He is sent to the Isle of Hungary for execution. The antimatter explosion ends his life within seconds of his arrival.

Grabulary 69th, 4347, 7:32 PM: The High Demagogue of the Union of the Central Montenegrin Humanoid Society of the District Union of the Puppetted State of North Rwanda and the Western Republic formed by various islands of Cuba, the Bahamas, Antigua and Barbuda, Palau, the Federated States of Micronesia, and the Western set of Islands of Armenian Gravesite of South Greek Macedonia is assassinated

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The last event was meant to symbolize the death of Franz Ferdinand, but, when I said it on the RMB, Euricanis didn't respond.

>:(

Edit: Yo this dispatch is 67 days old and has 67 views.

I mean, he is allergic to RP

say so in his pre-title

Kampf Empire, Kilkire, and Lerasi

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