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The Bison and Belgian King of Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich

Shavara wrote:
Cracks knuckles

I need ideas for that post.

Yobama vs Carl from up

Kampf Empire, Shavara, Levantin, Lerasi, and 1 otherRage mage

Shavara
The Canonically Apotheosized God of Lerasi

Shavara wrote:>->

Ur mum vs Joe

Shavara and Rage mage



The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire

Shavara wrote:
Cracks knuckles

I need ideas for that post.

Well, let's see here.

Ness is probably still injured/embarassed.

The Surreal-Barrier has been shattered.

Thonas is currently on a Valsoran moon, gathering strength for his invasion. At the moment, he is Thanos and Thomas, since both recover at different speeds. He's weaker, but together they are still strong.

Gucci sock

Who would win?
Bernie Sanders or Donald Trump

Shavara

Lerasi wrote:Ur mum vs Joe

Ur dad vs Joe Joe (Yes, I got the Joe Mama joke, don't @ me).

Lerasi and Rage mage

Strat

Staynes wrote:*coughs blood*

what have you done

What was necessary.

Lerasi and Rage mage

Rage mage

Lerasi wrote:Yes indeedy.

Ok cool. That’s good to know for the future.

The Canonically Apotheosized God of Lerasi

Shavara wrote:Ur dad vs Joe Joe (Yes, I got the Joe Mama joke, don't @ me).

@shavara didn't get my Joe Mama joke

Shavara

The Bison and Belgian King of Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich

Gucci sock wrote:Who would win?
Bernie Sanders or Donald Trump

Barack Romney

Gorbastan, Levantin, Lerasi, and Gucci sock

Shavara

Kampf Empire wrote:Well, let's see here.

Ness is probably still injured/embarassed.

The Surreal-Barrier has been shattered.

Thonas is currently on a Valsoran moon, gathering strength for his invasion. At the moment, he is Thanos and Thomas, since both recover at different speeds. He's weaker, but together they are still strong.

:>
Thx.

And I suppose Obi-Wan will jump to the moon for an attempt to foil Thonas' invasion plan, right?

Gucci sock

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:Barack Romney

I was aiming for Bernie trump or something like that, but okay.

Strat

Gucci sock wrote:Who would win?
Bernie Sanders or Donald Trump

Michaelus Penceworth



The Canonically Apotheosized God of Lerasi

TWIT Stories? Tell me!

For my Weekly Newsletter, alongside my own summary of events, I will include certain footnotes. You can submit potential footnote stories and I'll review them and either reject or accept them.

Kampf Empire, Shavara, and Rage mage

The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire

Shavara wrote::>
Thx.

And I suppose Obi-Wan will jump to the moon for an attempt to foil Thonas' invasion plan, right?

Exactly

via The North Pacific

The Feline of Aenglaland

There's a strange smell here... Bet it's Ramaeus

Shavara

Kampf Empire wrote:Exactly

I'll write the post now.

Lolichia

Aenglaland wrote:There's a strange smell here... Bet it's Ramaeus

Smells like the Treasury of Babylon!

Lerasi and Gucci sock



The Canonically Apotheosized God of Lerasi

Lerasi wrote:TWIT Stories? Tell me!

For my Weekly Newsletter, alongside my own summary of events, I will include certain footnotes. You can submit potential footnote stories and I'll review them and either reject or accept them.

This will be for minor events of the week or anniversaries of stuff or more. It will be right before ads. Which reminds me.

Anyone like to add their ad to my Newletter?

Strat

Lolichia wrote:Smells like the Treasury of Babylon!

Enuma Unleash the bad puns!

Lolichia, Dreamersistan, and Gucci sock

The Holy Land of Levantin

Aenglaland wrote:There's a strange smell here... Bet it's Ramaeus

Nah, its from all the marsupials that were released from Fedele's gulag.

via Greater Dienstad

Theavare

Hello

The Canonically Apotheosized God of Lerasi

Theavare wrote:Hello

Greetings.

La Xinga, Rage mage, Gucci sock, and Theavare

Utopiam

Shavara wrote:don't @ me.

@Shavara

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Kilkire

The new wisconsin empire wrote:the small Nimble German fighters strike at the bombers before pulling back behind the safety of AA fire then striking again like the Pit viper of the new Wisconsin badlands. at 5:05 am Artillery fire reigns down upon the Irish sphere accompanied by the silent death of land mines scattered ahead of the main defenses. thousands of troops stationed away from the front lines are awakened bye there sergeants and are rushed into convoys fitted with Mobile AA turrets are rushed towards the front lines.

Coastal defenses placed around the port launch shells of destruction at any ship that dares to come to close to the port, NWE Military ships stationed at the port move to create a protective line around the many civilian ships docked at the port to ensure their safety

The NWE Calls upon her allies in The TNA Lerasi, and Bortalandet to uphold the agreement the bonds the three nations together in order to ensure the prosperity of all three nations, She calls upon them to defend not only the prosperity of themselves but to the freedom of the German states.

The war on the land: *With the benefit of catching the bulk of the German forces off guard, the armored spearhead strikes swiftly and deeply into the south. While at first the tank casualties as a result of the land mines are tolerated, as they do not pose too dangerous an opponent. The spearhead manages to cover it's flanks, and push further into the States than anywhere else on the front before Field Marshall O'Sullivan, who leads the Port Berlin Army Group, realizes that the blitz must be temporarily slowed, so that the Kilkirian Mine Plows can make it to the front lines to reduce unnecessary deaths. Across the other fronts, infantry divisions provide a very slow, but firm and solid advance. Especially the Center Army Group, who in the first three days of the offensive, managed to capture dozens of forts and even secure a sizable border town. In the north however, there is a gridlock. In the more hilly and wet terrain, the Northern Army Group failed to take advantage of the element of surprise. At first they did manage to get a foothold on the higher altitude terrain that defines the border of Uladh and the northern States, but they lost that foothold quickly and even were temporarily pushed back.
In Lemrock, however, one extremely elite foreign division arrives. They are told to have over a decade of experience, and are sent to help the Kilkirian war effort.*

The war on the sea: *With the lighter destroyers having quickly formed the outline of a blockade while the heavier cruisers and dreadnoughts made their way westwards as quickly as they could have, most reinforcement ships were blocked from entry into the Port. Now, three days after the beginning of Operation Abhartach, the final ships for the blockade arrived in position. Once the clock struck twelve, Dreadnoughts open fire onto the city, and it's naval guardians. As more than a dozen wolf-packs start nipping at the feet of the German fleet. Aircraft carriers launch four hundred naval planes to harass the enemy fleet. After a half hour of bombardment, the wolf packs begin launching torpedoes at the hulls of enemy ships. The German Fleet is now receiving heavy fire from all fronts; the skies, above the waves, and below the ocean.*

The war on the skies: *With several heavy AA stations all along the border racking up aerial casualties, bombers are ordered to make daring raids to take out the largest stations. While this results in a temporary spike in casualties, after 24/7 campaigns trying to weaken the anti-air support of the German army, the mission is considered a temporary success. While there still is an anti-air presence, it is weakened enough for bombers to reach eastern German industrial towns, and border military bases. Fighters, now with the heavy AA cover beaten back further west by the heroic sacrifices by the bomber corp, can start combating the elusive German fighters in their own airspace. With numbers on their side, fighter air operations become continuously easier.*

Kampf Empire

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