The East PacificBoard

Peatiktist wrote:

You've been watching too much anime.

Take a break and watch a history documentary.

any anime is too much

Peatiktist wrote:

You've been watching too much anime.

Take a break and watch a history documentary.

Hm...history documentary...

Azur Lane Hetalia Sengoku Collection it is then >:)

The Solar Ottomans wrote:

Hm...history documentary...

Azur Lane Hetalia Sengoku Collection it is then >:)

No, your first idea was good.

Brethren wrote:

Such is the fundamental nature of teachers and electronics.
AW YEAH IT'S MONK TIME
Zerachiel nods. "Most do fall asleep eventually. You saw them in the clouds when we came in. -But then they wake up again, and live here for a while again, especially when their descendants arrive."

When do they lose their sense of awe and wonder?

Brethren wrote:

EYYYY IT'S AIVINTIS

I was kinda worried that you wouldn't come back after the latest round of "harassi the lerasi."

If I balked at that sort of thing I'd be gone the moment someone said "Armachan Metrocorp", "The Umbrella Corporation 1997", "New Jamisonia", or "Golbad". No I was just handling some stuff. I'm still in shock that Serge awarded me the Golden Order of Merit for my work in the Executive.

Peatiktist wrote:

No, your first idea was good.

What idea?

The Solar Ottomans wrote:

What idea?

Azure Lane.

Peatiktist wrote:

Perfect, now I can cement the colonies existance. Three things all at the same time.

F*ck, three all at the same time

Sounds good.
Probably the most realistic is a dragon going over there.
Because wooden ships aren't the sturdiest when there's an active military situation going on in the Imperium.

Okay, I'm gonna use Moss because he is the nicest goodboi ever and i'm love him.

Moss has been flying for a while, in search of nice beaches. The ones in his homeland are rocky, icy, generally uncomfortable, and the gosh darn seals always make him feel bad about eating them. The last warm, sandy beach he found had speciesist jerkfaces on it; so did the one before that, and the one before that. He's tired of that garbage. Maybe, since the people here are reportedly friendly to dragons, they'll let him play in the sand for a while.

So it is that a large, slightly chubby green dragon lands on one of the colonies' beaches.

Aivintis wrote:

When do they lose their sense of awe and wonder?

"Oh, that varies. They all have their own pace." Zerachiel smiles. "It's not a bad thing, really. This is their home and they should feel comfortable in it. The 'awe and wonder' thing sort of puts them in a defensive mindset . . . I love seeing them grow out of that."

at this point i’m surfing posts from this afternoon

Brethren wrote:

*readies scalpel*

ahhh so you DON'T mind

hm, this scalpel wasn’t used for 5 hours

Brethren wrote:

Okay, I'm gonna use Moss because he is the nicest goodboi ever and i'm love him.

Moss has been flying for a while, in search of nice beaches. The ones in his homeland are rocky, icy, generally uncomfortable, and the gosh darn seals always make him feel bad about eating them. The last warm, sandy beach he found had speciesist jerkfaces on it; so did the one before that, and the one before that. He's tired of that garbage. Maybe, since the people here are reportedly friendly to dragons, they'll let him play in the sand for a while.

So it is that a large, slightly chubby green dragon lands on one of the colonies' beaches.

OOC: Before I do anything, North or South.

Peatiktist wrote:

OOC: Before I do anything, North or South.

Whichever one looks safer and more inviting, I guess.

Brethren wrote:

Okay, I'm gonna use Moss because he is the nicest goodboi ever and i'm love him.

Moss has been flying for a while, in search of nice beaches. The ones in his homeland are rocky, icy, generally uncomfortable, and the gosh darn seals always make him feel bad about eating them. The last warm, sandy beach he found had speciesist jerkfaces on it; so did the one before that, and the one before that. He's tired of that garbage. Maybe, since the people here are reportedly friendly to dragons, they'll let him play in the sand for a while.

So it is that a large, slightly chubby green dragon lands on one of the colonies' beaches.
"Oh, that varies. They all have their own pace." Zerachiel smiles. "It's not a bad thing, really. This is their home and they should feel comfortable in it. The 'awe and wonder' thing sort of puts them in a defensive mindset . . . I love seeing them grow out of that."

How many different sapient species do you have?

Brethren wrote:

Whichever one looks safer and more inviting, I guess.

In terms of appearance, both are equal.

I'll let you figure out which one is safer in terms of not dying.

more old rmb posts, WOO

Brethren wrote:

Look, I'm gonna do it, I just have to find the weasel first. And that's gonna be hard because I released it outside.

again... 5 hours

Levantin wrote:

"You find the murder of six innocents by shotgun in Kansas funny?"

i’m not sure why this was even a question

Euricanis wrote:

what do i do with these?

ah

*cuts open own chest and tosses lungs inside*

looks fine to me, i’m sure i’ll live

trust me, i’m a doctor

“Banning clowns is a little extreme, if you ask me,” inputs your Minister for Culture, Lance O'Brien.

How can I refuse a Minister of Culture?

Euricanis wrote:

My governmemt ignores welfare, is that a bad thing?

Best to actively oppose general welfare, imo.

Aivintis wrote:

Best to actively oppose general welfare, imo.

...okay?

Aivintis wrote:

i meant old, as in, in the last week

btw i stole ur lungs

Peatiktist wrote:

In terms of appearance, both are equal.

I'll let you figure out which one is safer in terms of not dying.

Then uhhh *flips coin* south.

Aivintis wrote:

How many different sapient species do you have?

"Eight. It's actually more than that, but for simplicity's sake we count all the early human species as one group and all the forgotten species as another. Humans, early humans, alcatus, alcynus, dragons, bevhenkin, river serpents, others. There are some sapient species on Valsora that aren't represented here, mostly because they have their own gods and heavens to go to instead."

Euricanis wrote:

i meant old, as in, in the last week

btw i stole ur lungs

Not much of a leap from this afternoon to nearly 3 years ago.

Brethren wrote:

Then uhhh *flips coin* south.
"Eight. It's actually more than that, but for simplicity's sake we count all the early human species as one group and all the forgotten species as another. Humans, early humans, alcatus, alcynus, dragons, bevhenkin, river serpents, others. There are some sapient species on Valsora that aren't represented here, mostly because they have their own gods and heavens to go to instead."

Tell me about the forgotten species, he requests, interested.

Brethren wrote:

Then uhhh *flips coin* south.

Good choice, those cultists are nicer as far as cultists go.
Lot more noble snobs though.

Aivintis wrote:

Not much of a leap from this afternoon to nearly 3 years ago.

maybe

btw i still stole your lungs

Terreich und Preussen wrote:

Merlovich, Valsoran Cartographers, Krionik

I have a proposal regarding the History of Valsora. We could have a historical conference to outline the history's of nations, animals, and possibly the history of the Universe.

Could such a proposal work?

History in Valsora generally works on a case by case basis, there is no official Valsoran history, not in depth anyway, as to not conflict with the histories of nations on the map.

Kampf Empire wrote:

Phase One of Naturalization to the Empire:
Due to acceptance of the Colonization effort, the newly named Federal Colony of Kampfia Solitas, formerly known as the Kingdom of Serkin, shall be subject to new laws and stipulations of the Federation's law, society, military, and economy.

The First Phase of Colonial Changes proceed as follows:

a. Until proper training can be developed, all forms Native Police shall be disbanded and replaced with Kampfian Military Police. A new curriculum shall be developed between one to two months in order to teach local police how to follow and enforce Imperial Law.
b. Local School Curriculum shall be overhauled to teach Imperial History and the Imperial Standard Language, Lower Arasesotic Deutsche. Children shall be given three months off from school while this is developed.
c. The former military of the colony shall be demoted to local militia that shall fall under the jurisdiction of Colonial Administrator Hans Zuerlick. Enlistment under the Imperial Military will be offered and encouraged to all former servicemen and woman.
d. Under the current regime, a monarch is unnecessary. The local monarchy shall be stripped of political power and maintained as a figurehead of colonial culture and pre-Imperial society.
e. Under Imperial Law, corporations such as KampfiKorp and the G.A.T.C. shall be able to purchase and develop lands both urban and rural throughout the colony.
f. Under the Land Perservation Order of 1981, a total of 34 new National Parks shall be made in the colony, with various government organizations and private organizations being authorized to research in the area. Lands not in newly created parks shall be available for sale and development.
g. Until Phase 3 is reached, Kampfian troops shall be deployed throughout the Colony, and will be tasked with defense from threats foreign and domestic.

Welcome to the Empire.

My inactivity has lead to me missing this piece of information.

A response will follow shortly.