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The Something of Virgolia

Slin hifen wrote:You guys don't have coup tuesday :(

Every day in TEP is coup tuesday

Wiranath, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Great algerstonia, and New maiya

Technocratic tagalog

New maiya wrote:Bruh only 2717 new messages? i had no internet for like 2 weeks, if i had no internet for 2 weeks in 2019 then i'd have about 15000 messages to catch up on

Online Classes/Start of Classes says hi

Peatiktist and New maiya

Great algerstonia

Virgolia wrote:Every day in TEP is coup tuesday

TSP needs to get more ambitious, one day a week for coups is amateur hour

Azachland

Peatiktist wrote:You can't teleport. This'll be easy.

*Vanishes in a puff of smoke*

The Constitutional Dictatorship of Peatiktist

Euricanis wrote:until she reveals that she could teleport all along

No.

Azachland wrote:*Vanishes in a puff of smoke*

Making smoke and running off doesn't count as teleporting.

Euricanis and Azachland

The Biohazardous Detective of Euricanis

Azachland wrote:*Vanishes in a puff of smoke*

really?

Azachland

Your computer

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via The South Pacific

Slin hifen

Virgolia wrote:Every day in TEP is coup tuesday

You guys also aren't as crazy

The Bison and Belgian King of Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich

Earl Long was pretty cool too.

The Great Congregation of Brethren

Aivintis wrote:Theondume enters and looks around curiously.

The first room they go through is a cloakroom, where Zerachiel sheds his sword, boots and armour. Underneath, he wears a plain white tunic and equally plain cream-coloured pants; they're loose and comfortable, to the point where they practically look like pajamas. "A habit we've picked up from our little ones. We shed the outside world when entering sanctuary." He smiles at Theondume. "Not required of guests, of course."

Kianhua wrote:Well, Ms. Park like many Kianese citizens are aware that gasoline engines in cars are rarer than music from the 90s, 1890s I mean. Why would quiet electric cars fueled by hydrogen fuel-cells disturb the park?

Ms. Park: Well, if you insist, then that will be fine with us. But so you are informed, cars with gasoline engines are actually banned here since 2029. Now, almost all cars are driven by electrical motors fueled by Hydrogen fuel cells, the cleanest, quietest automotive innovation yet.

Captain Yeom gets Ms. Park's attention and whispers to her that the delegation's transport is ready

Ms. Park: The park is quite far from here. We'll be taking a speedy transport to the park.

Ms. Park and Captain Yeom bring the Brethren delegation outside the convention hall. Outside, a troopship repurposed for passenger transport rests on the concrete. The cabin inside is luxurious and spacious enough, even for Wheatley (these troopships were designed to carry tanks and IFVs).

Mother Charity blinks. Hydrogen fuel cells? Quiet engines? Of course she knows such things are possible, but they're far beyond what she'd expect even from an 'eco-friendly' foreign nation. She and Sister Marina just quietly go along with where they're being led to.

Serkin wrote:Don't be sad!!! Your idea with the dragons was creative af- Anyway you would arrive, I would be happy. I'm seeing Heaven right now

Rescue Divisors from the Serkinian Army were already transporting thousands of people towards Carson Bay. Men, women, children, humanoids, animals; everything was going to be rescue. Colonel Mulligan was in charge of the Rescue Operation.

A middle-aged monk in brown robes walks up to Colonel Mulligan and bows. "M'monks'r ready t'start transportin' people, an' animals 'paren'ly. Tha's fine. Ye got a list o' who's all 'ere?"

The Bison and Belgian King of Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich

Nobody:

What Europeans think all Americans sound like:

Brethren wrote:

"M'monks'r ready t'start transportin' people, an' animals 'paren'ly. Tha's fine. Ye got a list o' who's all 'ere?"

Minus monk part of course.

Aivintis and Facebook565



The Biohazardous Detective of Euricanis

OOC: This is a joke list/record of Kylondian laws. Many of these laws are not actually canon to current Kylondian legislation...but they were at one point! The wonders of omnipotence! The laws will go up as I think of them, so they will not be in any order or sense. Also I won’t be saying which ones are or are not current.

—————————————————————
1. Using a urinal next to one in use that has no divider is prohibited. Even in emergencies.

2. Drayrks are not food. Medical help will not be issued to those who willingly try to eat one.

3. Do not bring Drayrks out of the mandated zone for both your and their safety.

4. Civilian Aircraft are not allowed in Kylondia for safety reasons.

5. Drayrks are citizens of Kylondia, therefore any attempts to test their rebirth abilities will result in charges ranging from assault to murder depending on how successful the attempt was.

6. Having an unregistered weapon on your person will result in immediate punishment by the nearest Drayrk.

7. Trying to capture a Drayrk is considered a terrorist attack.

8. Desecrating the ruins of the Lerasi nation is allowed, they didn’t really have anything interesting anyways.

9. Just because one Drayrk says the President of San Sierra is racist does not mean one can incite San Sierran genocide.

10. Not having the Supplementary handbook for these laws will result in immediate execution.

11. Trying to sell items without a license will result in your shop being terminated.

12. Shifty copyright strikes on Kylondian citizen items will be negated and may or may not be restored after an investigation.

13. Making graffiti of Archdolphop Snow as a toddler with a dragon head will not be tolerated.

14. Anyone claiming to be a legal representative of any nation known to be part of the Mangegnéithe will be vaporized.

15. Ded memes are forbidden from being used after their death date.

16. The monthly Battle Royal cannot be held in occupied cities.

Read factbook

can't believe i missed 13 the first time around. talk about authoritarian

13. Making graffiti of Archdolphop Snow as a toddler with a dragon head will not be tolerated.

seriously, what a ridiculous law

The Biohazardous Detective of Euricanis

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:Nobody:

What Europeans think all Americans sound like:

Minus monk part of course.

what everybody thinks all welshmen, scots, and irishmen sound like

Slagenseter forn

{Conventional Vehicles}

HL-58 "Bullhorn" PTV


Time in Active Service: 2008-Present Day (Being Phased Out)


The HL-58 Bullhorn is a Personel Transport Vehicle developed for use by Slagenseter Forn's military for safely transporting Slagenseterian troops across a myriad of dangerous battlefields. The Bullhorn is a very capable vehicle, able to cross a variety of different terrains in many different types of weather with varying degrees of ease. Two versions of the vehicle have been developed thus far, one variant with military applications in mind, which is armed with 20mm auto cannon allowing to engage enemy light vehicles and infantry. The second version having solely transport minded features, having nothing in the way of weaponry, and a more defined and accessible cockpit. The transport model often being sent to the SNLE for more civilian purposes.





HLD-89 "Enforcer" APTV


Time in Active Service: 2030-Present Day


The successor to the reliable HL-58 "Bullhorn" PTV, the HLD-89 "Enforcer" Armored Personel Transport Vehicle retains a similar but notably upgraded chassis. With a higher power engine and a larger gear box, it is capable of both higher speeds and higher torques. The vehicle's hull has been made more water resistant for operation in shallow waters, with the larger wheels reducing the potential for hydroplaning. The new advanced turret includes a full sensor suite in addition to a new 70mm cannon, capable of firing a myriad of munitions, notably HEAP and HESH shells for general purpose use and aiding infantry assaults in anti-fortification roles. With these additions, more spall lining has been added behind the large frontal transmission and gear box unit to improve the survivability of troops in the compartment behind it.
A detailed description made by The death syndicate!





HVM-60 "Knight" MBT

HVM-60A2

The example on the bottom is one deployed by the Orodekt Home Guard against the Kilkirian Military during the first few skirmishes of the Kilkire-Slagenseter War.


Time in Active Service: 2003-Present Day


In the modern battlefield, the tank has become a integral piece of equipment for any truly contemporary military. This is why the HVM-60 Main Battle Tanks have been developed for use by the Slagenseterian military. This main battle tank is quite versatile, being able to be adapted for numerous, mostly dangerous situations. The HVM-60's armament usually consists of a 125mm RX-54 ETC smoothbore gun and a coaxial 70. caliber machinegun, but can also have a machine gun turret separate from the main turret. 

Variants



There has also been several variants based on the HVM-60 that fill different roles. Two such examples include the HVM-60S and HVM-60A. The HVM-60S is a support variant created as a Military Engineering Vehicle, it's job mostly consisting of construction and removal of debris. HVM-60A variant is currently filling the role of artillery support, but is planned to eventually be replaced by a more dedicated vehicle. 





Jumila VC-38 "Shepherd" LUC


Time in Active Service: 1952-1989


The VC-38 "Shepherd" was a Light Utillity Car that was widely utilized by the Slagenseterian Military during the early 1950's and late 1980's. It had a myriad of applications and features, making it a very versatile vehicle while it was in use. It's flat underbelly allowed it to more easily traverse harsher terrain. It could've been armed with a mounted ARL-27 Light Machine Gun. However, this required the removal of the soft-top roof, and exposed it's occupants to the weather outside. 

It was designed by the private car manufacturing company known as Jumila due to the military sending a commission for a lightly armored utility vehicle in the valsoran year, 1950. After thirty-seven long years of dutiful use, it was eventually retired from service and slated to be replaced by a new vehicle.





HAW-72 "Sentinel" LUV


Time in Active Service: 2000-Present Day


The HAW-72 "Sentinel" is the Slagenseterian Millitary's official successor to the VC-38 "Shepherd"! After a period of numerous failed attempts and awkward workarounds, the military finally chooses a permanent replacement to their old Utility Car. Highly modular, the Sentinel can adapt to a myriad of scenarios one may place it in. It's armament can consist of anything from a machinegun to an advanced laser guided AA missile launcher allowing it's use to extend beyond that of it's predecessors. 

The Sentinel is the product of a joint-project between Jumila and the now defunct Calduve Autoworks. It's somewhat troubled development started way back in the valsoran year of 1997 in an attempt to fill the commission put out ten years prior. After millions of delares being (In which future research shows that may have not been necessary.) poured into the project, it was finally complete and ready to presented to the military. It was eventually accepted in the year 2000.





LMW-89 "Charger" Technical


Time in Active Service: 2007-Present Day


[WIP]Jumila had taken up a old project started by Calduve Autoworks before they shutdown. This is the result.





MOHS-84 "Judge" Multipurpose Utility Truck


Time in Active Service: 1993-Present Day


Throughout humanity's history of war, armies have often had many ways to transport supplies, vehicles, and manpower to the frontlines. The MOHS-84 "Judge" is the Slagenseterian Millitary's solution. Big, bulky, and strong, the Judge can carry large amounts of cargo to many places, whether it be a military installation in the middle of nowhere, or the bustling streets of New Haelger. The MOHS-84 also has several variants, allowing it to be anything between a simple cargo truck, all the way to a mobile ICBM platform. 

The Judge was developed in the early 1990's by the now no longer operational Calduve Autoworks as to work as an alternative to the army's main transport vehicle. It was their first project beyond small civilian cars, and therefore they put a lot of effort into the creation of the vehicle. Luckly, their efforts would pay off when it was officially adopted into the military in 1995.  

The M2 "Ballista" Heavy Rocket/Missile Bombardment System is an optional attachment to the MOHS-84. Built upon a shortened version of the original trailer, it is actually slightly more mobile than the original, with the only thing holding it back being the added weight. The Ballista is a powerful artillery system, able to cram either thirty-two unguided rockets or twelve laser guided missiles into it's large package.





MOHS-63 "Jury" Transport Truck


Time in Active Service: 1965-Present Day


[WIP]One of Jumila's first government contracts.

...

WAIT, NO! THIS IS COMPLETLY WRONG!






HVL-65 "Squire" AFV


Time in Active Service: 2009-Present Day


[WIP]





HVM-48 "Emperor" MBT


Time in Active Service: 1959-2004


[WIP]The HVM-48 "Emperor" is a second generation main battle tank that saw frequent use by the Slagenseterian military and the Orodekt Home Guard in the days of yesteryear. Although fazed out, it is still a formidable tank, often seeing use by Orodekt Home Guard before a major rearmament campaign had them all replaced by the newer HVM-60s by the year 2004.





VLR-10 "Valor" Sector Enforcement Vehicle


Time in Active Service: 2018-Present Day


The VLR-10 "Valor" Sector Enforcement Vehicle, while not necessarily a military vehicle, It's use by SNLE and SIAB tends to be quite aggressive and if put in a military role, it could quite easily fit in. The VLR-10 is one of the many symbols of the extremely prevalent Slagenseterian law enforcement. Often deployed to all of the country's crime based issues, it's armor and speed allows it to useful in almost any situation. One could easily see one of these vehicles up close just by walking through most streets in New Haelger.





VHU-20 Crusader Armored District Control Vehicle


Time in Active Service: 2020-Present Day


[WIP]





VCL-1 "Duke" Tank


Time in Active Service: 1901-1907


Almost a century after the Cabovits Battle Wagon had long since faded out of use. A old document detailing an armored vehicle was found in the ruins of the city of Gasult. Slagenseterian engineers, inspired by the find, decided to make their own more contemporary reimagining of the vehicle. The addition of caterpillar tracks, heavier armor, and two 6 pounder guns made the AFV quite the formidable threat. However, when tested by the strain of a actual battle, it was realized the vehicle had a hard time crossing trenches and often broke down in harsher terrain then that of which it was originally tested within.





VGC-2 "Archduke" Tank


Time in Active Service: 1908-1915


After the VCL-1 "Duke" Tank was decommissioned in 1907, rather then giving up on a breakthrough vehicle as planned, they decided to try and improve upon the flaws of the duke. And improve they did. When in combat, the Duke was often attacked from behind, an obvious weakness in the design. In the Archduke, the solution was to add a rotatable turret and make it taller, making it harder to mount and toss a grenade inside. Beyond that, thicker and wider tracks made it better in harsher terrain, and the addition of a powerful cannon on the front made it more effective. The Archduke was also longer than it's predecessor, making it easier to cross trenches. Slightly thicker armor also made it effectively immune to most early 1910's armor piercing methods that had not involved explosives. 





VM-5 "Bard" Light Tank


Time in Active Service: 1924-1940


[WIP]





UW-9 "Assassin" Snowmobile


Time in Active Service: 2012-Present Day


[WIP]





HNY-54 "Archer" LRH


Time in Active Service: 2028-Present Day


The HNY-54 "Archer" Light Reconnaissance Hovercraft is lightweight unarmed vehicle made for scouting out in terrains too harsh for any of the more conventional designs. Marsh, swamp, dense forest, and tundra are all traversable thanks not only to it's hovering status, but also to the onboard ADC system (Assisted Driving Computer) which prevents the driver from crashing into small to midsized obstacles.




{Unconventional Vehicles}


IO-1 "Locust" IFD


Time in Active Service: 20XX-Present Day?


The IO-1 "Locust" is a Infantry Fighting Drone that was developed fairly recently as a way to curb any amount of casualties taken by the Slagenseterian Military and maximize the enemy's. The IO-1 being a drone, it can be controlled from a safe distance away from combat. The IO-1 was designed with an anti-infantry purpose in mind, and although it can generally match up against light vehicles such as a technical, heavier vehicle such tanks and APCs are not advised targets. It is usually armed with a 70. caliber machine gun and a grenade launcher, due those two being anti-infantry focused weaponry. 
Eventually, an up armored and more stable version was created, it was designated as the IO-1D1 as the internals itself weren't changed up that much other than improved pistons.





HIA-57 "Chief" Infantry Utility Mech


Time in Active Service: 2027-Present Day


The HIA-57 is a Mech that is quite a bit more common and slightly more maneuverable than it's larger cousin, the HRUM-100. Decently armored, and surprisingly simple for a mech, the HIA-57 is also far cheaper to produce than the Vigilant. One is often seen in an infantry support role within the Slagenseterian military. Two variants have been produced, the combat version which lacks the third support leg, and the utility variant which is unarmed.





HRUM-100 "Vigilant" Heavy Assault Mech


Time in Active Service: 2030-Present Day


One of the only mechs serving in the Slagenseterian military, it is quite the uncommon sight in Slagenseterian warfare. The reason for it's rarity is the lack of modern strategies that would need to incorporate such a vehicle. It's large profile tending to stick out, it is quite an easy target for tanks and other anti-armor methods, another reason for it's lack of uses. It's ridiculous amount of fuel consumption, coupled with the added complexity of the legs make it generally harder to maintain in harsher terrain.





Cabovits Battle Wagon


Time in Active? Service: Late 1780s-1804?


The Cabovits Battle Wagon is often considered to be the first Slagenseterian armored fighting vehicle to be created. Thought up by the cavalry commander known as Barnis Cabovits during the late 1700s. Cabovits, judging by what he said in his journal, was seemingly inspired by a battle with an unknown army. The enemy force utilized wagons to create a mobile fort, often mounting light cannons upon them and armoring them with wooden paneling. Although the wagons were obliterated by heavy cannonading, Cabovits couldn't help but to think he could improve upon this by making it more imposing and adding heavier cannons. Cabovits enlisted the help of several engineers to aid him in realizing this idea.

After five years of testing, it was eventually completed and presented to a local duke who sponsored the creation of twenty-nine more examples. It was only utilized for fairly short time frame before all mention of the vehicle halted. As of 203X, only one remains as the rest were either destroyed, scrapped, or are currently of unknown condition.





ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXZ-123456789 best tonk in world


Time in Active Service: Now and forever


The ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXZ-123456789 is the besn tonk in the whole wide word, it'll never be surpassed, and therefore there will never have no need for any upgredes. Comes with a lenny cruncher and a 1000000m Auto 
cannon.
Note: The lenny cruncher does not work.




Read factbook


HAW-72 "Sentinel" LUV image updated.

The Welfarist Wardenate of Pakitsk

Slin hifen wrote:You guys also aren't as crazy

You obviously haven't been here long
Kampf Empire, show em what you got

The Bison and Belgian King of Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich

Euricanis wrote:what everybody thinks all welshmen, scots, and irishmen sound like

Why would u say something so controversial yet so brave?

The Biohazardous Detective of Euricanis

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:Why would u say something so controversial yet so brave?

because i can

The Jingoistic Republic of Volinovia

Karatol-Advenra wrote:Battle of Nei sen happening TEP Changed its Flag, and Voli is a Police nerd now.

I've always been that. You just haven't seen my posts from around a year ago. (Just about the same thing.)

I remember the Harrison's Bakery Shooting in Paragould.

The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire

Pakitsk wrote:You obviously haven't been here long
Kampf Empire, show em what you got

* T-Poses Through A Wall *

I've been summoned?

The Biohazardous Detective of Euricanis

Kampf Empire wrote:* T-Poses Through A Wall *

I've been summoned?

yes, but stop breaking things

The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire

Euricanis wrote:yes, but stop breaking things

* Every vase, urn, pickle jar, and EoE canister within an 18.76 foot radius of me shatters *

The Great Congregation of Brethren

Euricanis wrote:yes, but stop breaking things

You can't ask kampfy boi to stop breaking things. It's against his nature.

Euricanis wrote:
OOC: This is a joke list/record of Kylondian laws. Many of these laws are not actually canon to current Kylondian legislation...but they were at one point! The wonders of omnipotence! The laws will go up as I think of them, so they will not be in any order or sense. Also I won’t be saying which ones are or are not current.

—————————————————————
1. Using a urinal next to one in use that has no divider is prohibited. Even in emergencies.

2. Drayrks are not food. Medical help will not be issued to those who willingly try to eat one.

3. Do not bring Drayrks out of the mandated zone for both your and their safety.

4. Civilian Aircraft are not allowed in Kylondia for safety reasons.

5. Drayrks are citizens of Kylondia, therefore any attempts to test their rebirth abilities will result in charges ranging from assault to murder depending on how successful the attempt was.

6. Having an unregistered weapon on your person will result in immediate punishment by the nearest Drayrk.

7. Trying to capture a Drayrk is considered a terrorist attack.

8. Desecrating the ruins of the Lerasi nation is allowed, they didn’t really have anything interesting anyways.

9. Just because one Drayrk says the President of San Sierra is racist does not mean one can incite San Sierran genocide.

10. Not having the Supplementary handbook for these laws will result in immediate execution.

11. Trying to sell items without a license will result in your shop being terminated.

12. Shifty copyright strikes on Kylondian citizen items will be negated and may or may not be restored after an investigation.

13. Making graffiti of Archdolphop Snow as a toddler with a dragon head will not be tolerated.

14. Anyone claiming to be a legal representative of any nation known to be part of the Mangegnéithe will be vaporized.

15. Ded memes are forbidden from being used after their death date.

16. The monthly Battle Royal cannot be held in occupied cities.

Read factbook

can't believe i missed 13 the first time around. talk about authoritarian

13. Making graffiti of Archdolphop Snow as a toddler with a dragon head will not be tolerated.

seriously, what a ridiculous law

"I did not ask for this"
~Snow

The Biohazardous Detective of Euricanis

Kampf Empire wrote:* Every vase, urn, pickle jar, and EoE canister within an 18.76 foot radius of me shatters *

ohh... this is a predicament

*red gas leaks from back pocket*

Brethren wrote:You can't ask kampfy boi to stop breaking things. It's against his nature.

one can try

The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire


The Biohazardous Detective of Euricanis

Brethren wrote:"I did not ask for this"
~Snow

so does that mean i can make graffiti of that everywhere except kylondia?

also i like how that's technically not telepathy

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