The Kilkirian National Reunification Conference (KNRC) - Beginning of the Constitutional Convention With the ceasefire still in effect, and all the representatives gathered, the Convention begins in earnest. The first question needing to be answered is that of the form of government to be adopted. While all factions have their own ideal government, it quickly became apparent that the only system that wouldn't cause a quick breakdown in the conference, is a republic where all party's views can be represented in a free and open fashion. With that decided, two factions form on the debate about how the democracy should work. While the Liberals and Leftists unite behind the cause of a representative, parliamentary democracy. Whereas the Conservatives and Nationalist put forth the idea of a somewhat elitist democracy, where landowners, corporations, and Kilkirian nationals would hold greater representation than the average citizen. With the moderates of the conservative faction deciding the day with their support of the Liberal cause, Representative Democracy is decided upon. Soon after, the Preamble to the constitution is written, stating the rights of every citizen, and that the government derives it's power fro the people, and that the government shall always pledge to act in the best interests of the people of Kilkire's rights to life and liberty. With it's mission statement and form of government decided upon, the 51 delegates who showed up to the Conference return home for the day, as the hardest questions of the day are yet to be answered; the role of the parliament, the executive, and the role of the judiciary and church.
Well, first your gender will be changed. Next, your scalp will be ripped off and tentacles will be stapled into you. Then you'll be flayed and your eyes will be replaced with marbles. Afterward, you'll dine on your own flesh before being set on fire. Finally, you'll be revived for session 2.
1. unfortunately... i’m kinda used to that at this point 2. well, that’s worse. but still. 3. yeah, okay. but it still could be worse. 4. whatever. 5. maybe like 200 times in i’d get bored and want to stop
We'll make Euri read DK posts and political nicknames like "Demoncrats" and "Republitards", we'll have him play forsaken neon over and over again and reset his progress, we'll surround him with teddy bears, and vegans who call themselves herbivores, and invisible people. And we'll also talk to him in really vague manners.