The East PacificBoard

Atrocha wrote:

OH YEAAAHHHHH

Another Hispanic neighbor... it's nice to see a Latin American Solitas :')

Btw you're an alt?

For the love of God, give me a damn Portuguese man/women/pronouns of your choosing.

Talitoa wrote:

Jeez, that line is getting old, you just need a time out.

This hellish, squishy, plushy stuffed alligator form will not contain me for much longer!

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:

This hellish, squishy, plushy stuffed alligator form will not contain me for much longer!

Calm down, you won't get a treat if you keep this up.

The Holy Rat wrote:

Hellllo!

hai :3

Arlandias wrote:

hai :3

did you every get the mice out of your walls?

Talitoa wrote:

Calm down, you won't get a treat if you keep this up.

...

Damn you! Fine! Now give me New Westmore's bones!

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:

...

Damn you! Fine! Now give me New Westmore's bones!

No, bad plushie!

*Smacks the plushie with paper*

The Holy Rat wrote:

did you every get the mice out of your walls?

they have been turned into servants of the Rat Religion

Arlandias wrote:

they have been turned into servants of the Rat Religion

so kool

Talitoa wrote:

No, bad plushie!

*Smacks the plushie with paper*

Ow! Take this!

The Plushogiest begins bleeding all over the place

"I came to Rome when it was a city of stone, and left it a city of marble."

Powerful-ahh quote.

AuthRight Authoritarianism wrote:

I want to make a joke so badly, but my lawyer advised me not to for my safety.
It would've been worse if you had mustard.

This post was made by the plain and dry gang.

No no, mustard is the Good Condiment.

Sometimes, if you add enough of it, it can even balance out the other ones!

Brethren wrote:

No no, mustard is the Good Condiment.

Sometimes, if you add enough of it, it can even balance out the other ones!

I can't agree with this take, Bearth. I'm sorry.

Brethren wrote:

No no, mustard is the Good Condiment.

Sometimes, if you add enough of it, it can even balance out the other ones!

That’s the strangest spelling of ketchup I’ve seen before.

Brethren wrote:

No no, mustard is the Good Condiment.

Sometimes, if you add enough of it, it can even balance out the other ones!

Sorry but mustard is bad.

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:

I can't agree with this take, Bearth. I'm sorry.

Canadians eat ketchup chips and gravy fries(which sound alright). We can't trust their palates.

What is a hero without a villain?
Useless.

What is a villain without a hero?
Successful.

Arvorenia wrote:

To be fair, it doesn’t help when the company servers crash only a couple of days before Easter and it’s your job to fix them. Is there a collection of posts for the war? Or just a quick run down?

I've got a whole dispatch

Peatiktist wrote:

What is a hero without a villain?
Useless.

What is a villain without a hero?
Successful.

What is a Peak without a REK?
Bored.

What is a REK without a Peak?
Bored and without a shotgun he stole.

AuthRight Authoritarianism wrote:

Sorry but mustard is bad.
Canadians eat ketchup chips and gravy fries(which sound alright). We can't trust their palates.

Poutine is actually repulsive 99% of the time, because gravy ruins everything.

my cat has such clear favoritism

every time my music teacher comes over he sniffs the heck out of his violin case like it’s the best thing in the world and then he sits behind me while i play piano judging the f*ck out of the music

Brethren wrote:

Poutine is actually repulsive 99% of the time, because gravy ruins everything.

Ok then 0-2.

Silvamar's ranking of biggest dangers to the Western World (bottom to top):

5. Mangoes
4. YT Shorts
3. Peanut Butter (outside of the Anglo-speaking western world)
2. Mustard
1. Megamind: The Doom Syndicate (especially for people with eyes)