The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Hangs out in the back alley of the Bar having a smoke...

Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart wrote:

Lands and pulls up in his C-130 in the Bar's carpark.

Drives an Oshkosh HEMTT (Heavy Expanded Mobility Tactical Truck) out of the C-130 and into the Bar's rear alley...

...a number of operatives sneak in the back, and down to one of the laboratories in the labyrinthine and nigh infinite basement, cellar, and dungeon levels of the Bar.

Stubs out cigarette, and steps back inside.

East Lodge wrote:

Bro you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you yo-

You, you, you...seem to be glitching. Can I get you a drink or should I prep the menu for a new appetizer?

Eurasian Alliance wrote:

a low but growing rumble ensues.

Pops head through a small portal.

Don't mind that noise.
We're just setting up a slighter larger, more permanent portal, to help transfer goods, services, supplies, and/or payments from the Zombie Research Institute more readily.

The Jedi-Zombi Jezus wrote:

Pops head through a small portal.

Don't mind that noise.
We're just setting up a slighter larger, more permanent portal, to help transfer goods, services, supplies, and/or payments from the Zombie Research Institute more readily.

Perks up at the sound of payments.

Oh well, consider that sound unheard! Speaking of which, or not of which as it were, can I get you and anyone you may or may not be accompanied by, a drink?

Zany Zanes wrote:

Perks up at the sound of payments.

Oh well, consider that sound unheard! Speaking of which, or not of which as it were, can I get you and anyone you may or may not be accompanied by, a drink?

Hands over a small bag of shekels...

_{*Chevron 1 encoded!*}

Er, yes could I get a small glass of white wine please?

The Twelve Tribes wrote:

Er, yes could I get a small glass of white wine please?

"Me too!"; he exclaimed somewhat overly loud and excitedly.

_{*Chevron 3 encoded!*}

Zany Zanes wrote:

You, you, you...seem to be glitching. Can I get you a drink or should I prep the menu for a new appetizer?

Uh. I'm fine. Did you say you had a weird dream? Um. I don't want to know. I want cookies if anything. I have actual money. I have pesos today.

East Lodge wrote:

I have actual money. I have pesos today.

As opposed to the not actual money that is often accepted here?

Leaves 3 bars of gold-pressed Latinum.🤫

Bruddhistan wrote:

As opposed to the not actual money that is often accepted here?

They get happy when they see money being offered to them. Let them have fun. The orc gives them raises, which is something I never got until I became a murder robot.

Those are fun to get, but I get them in the form of higher roleplay commission

Glitches.

Eh! eh! eh! Eh?

Canarda wrote:

Glitches.

Eh! eh! eh! Eh?

Oh God it's contagious.

The Twelve Tribes wrote:

Hands over a small bag of shekels...

_{*Chevron 1 encoded!*}

Er, yes could I get a small glass of white wine please?

A glass of white wine? Good choice!

Pulls a dusty bottle of Chardonnay from the shelf and pours them a small glass.

Enjoy!

Endless Sumer wrote:

"Me too!"; he exclaimed somewhat overly loud and excitedly.

_{*Chevron 3 encoded!*}

Nods, pouring a glass.

Of course! Enjoy!

East Lodge wrote:

Uh. I'm fine. Did you say you had a weird dream? Um. I don't want to know. I want cookies if anything. I have actual money. I have pesos today.

Frowns.

Good to hear you're doing better. I'll skip over whatever it is you don't want to know about and cut to the getting you a one of a kind Brocklandia shaped cookie! We grabbed hir measurements last week while they were napping. Might take a second for Cheffy to get it baked though, so I'll thank you for your patience now before you ultimately succumb to the rage of waiting.

East Lodge wrote:

Oh God it's contagious.

Scooting back.

Feel free to wait over there.

Zany Zanes wrote:

A glass of white wine? Good choice!

Pulls a dusty bottle of Chardonnay from the shelf and pours them a small glass.

Enjoy!

Nods, pouring a glass.

Of course! Enjoy!

Frowns.

Good to hear you're doing better. I'll skip over whatever it is you don't want to know about and cut to the getting you a one of a kind Brocklandia shaped cookie! We grabbed hir measurements last week while they were napping. Might take a second for Cheffy to get it baked though, so I'll thank you for your patience now before you ultimately succumb to the rage of waiting.

Scooting back.

Feel free to wait over there.

I'm always succumbing to the rage of waiting. Yes you will go crazy and start stuttering. And then you'll forget whatever it is you had to say or what you were thinking about.

Apparently. Or Canarda is not human. Have fun with that knowledge.

*infects other machines with the glitch*

Brocklandia wrote:

I'm not sure naming them all "that place I pooped on from 2,000 feet" equals "I know my countries."

No, I never actually used the toilet in the air. I know my countries, silly badger.

Zombie Ducks wrote:

No, I never actually used the toilet in the air. I know my countries, silly badger.

We have a toilet in midair here? Huh.

*the stuff isnt glitchy anymore*

East Lodge wrote:

We have a toilet in midair here? Huh.

*the stuff isnt glitchy anymore*

We don’t don’t doooooooooөөөөөөөөөөөөөөөnt have one.

Zombie Ducks wrote:

We don’t don’t doooooooooөөөөөөөөөөөөөөөnt have one.

What the duck! How many of you people are robots?

Now I'm scared.

Raise your hand if you are a robot. I won't judge. I just need to know who is who, so I don't go crazy from not knowing. The paranoia is growing like a mold.

East Lodge wrote:

What the duck! How many of you people are robots?

Now I'm scared.

Alexandra, Taz and Judith are the only robot ducks.

Zombie Ducks wrote:

Alexandra, Taz and Judith are the only robot ducks.

There are more?! Or do you have did? Are you 3 ducks in a trenchcoat?