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The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Kakazagistan wrote:Tables!? Plural!?! Ahhhggg! *collapses and proceeds to have a mental breakdown*

Yeah, realizing your new theology has a pantheon of gods can do that. I recommend starting a spreadsheet or a flowchart so that you can tell 'em apart and keep track of all their special quirks.

Drunkndisorderly, Kakazagistan, Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, and 2 othersPricane, and YouTube Inc



The Cʟєᴀɴıɴԍ Sєʀvıcєs of Consuela de la Morrela

Brocklandia wrote:Don't forget the pepper spray, flamethrower, hazmat suit, and outrageously overpriced insurance policy. It has a "death and dismemberment" clause, right?

Walks out of the bathroom.
[Muffled words back through door]:
"No! NO! Misser Cthulhu! I come to clean - no star in tentacle Hentai!!"

Misser Cthulhu say he no like the flavour of pepper spray or flamethrower without the right meat accompaniment.

We no need hazmat suit. We need more Lemon Pledge.

Zombie Penguins, Tercania islands, Pricane, Ratfink, and 2 othersYouTube Inc, and Puppet tyranacility

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:"No! NO! Misser Cthulhu! I come to clean - no star in tentacle Hentai!!"[/sub]

You sure? That genre is really popular on our live streaming site. The surveiliance cameras are there and there--make sure they get your good side ... if there is such a thing as good side in tentacle hentai.

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:We no need hazmat suit. We need more Lemon Pledge.

The supply room is the second door on your right. Lemon Pledge is on the third shelf.



The Cʟєᴀɴıɴԍ Sєʀvıcєs of Consuela de la Morrela

Brocklandia wrote:You sure? That genre is really popular on our live streaming site. The surveiliance cameras are there and there--make sure they get your good side ... if there is such a thing as good side in tentacle hentai.

The supply room is the second door on your right. Lemon Pledge is on the third shelf.

Misser Cthulhu also say he like taste of Fabuloso®
- Thinkin to use for mouthwash - You have more?

Heads to supply room.

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:Misser Cthulhu also say he like taste of Fabuloso®
- Thinkin to use for mouthwash - You have more?
Heads to supply room.

Of course. If there's not a barrel left in the supply room, check the alley out back. There should be a tanker truck full of the stuff parked out there.

Tercania islands, Pricane, and Consuela de la Morrela

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Hey, Maple Hockey Canadia!--If people die in Canada, do they die in real-life too?

The Vermin Guild of Ratfink

Brocklandia wrote:"Hope"? What's that? Is it related to the existential despair that fills our every waking moment here at the Bar?

Sorry, I was referring to Hope Solo, the former goalkeeper for the US Olympic soccer team, two-time gold medalist, and holder of the title "Coolest Name in History."

Brocklandia, Zombie Penguins, and Tercania islands

Jehovahs witness

The Witness stirs from their nap and looks around tiredly, rubbing bits of congealed crust out of their eyes.

Ahh... I'm in the mood for a barrel of Alfred Hick's again. So I'd like to order one, please.

A short crack is heard directly under the seat of The Witness, followed by a sigh.

I see they still haven't fixed the structural integrity of my trapdoor. Gotta use a body to glue things together properly in a bit.

Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, and Puppet tyranacility

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

Jehovahs witness wrote:The Witness stirs from their nap and looks around tiredly, rubbing bits of congealed crust out of their eyes.

Ahh... I'm in the mood for a barrel of Alfred Hick's again. So I'd like to order one, please.

A short crack is heard directly under the seat of The Witness, followed by a sigh.

I see they still haven't fixed the structural integrity of my trapdoor. Gotta use a body to glue things together properly in a bit.

*A zombie rolls out a new barrel for the Witness*

Brocklandia, Drunkndisorderly, Jehovahs witness, Tercania islands, and 1 otherPricane

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

The weekend poetry contest has ended. PR Megaforce will pick the winner.

Brocklandia, Drunkndisorderly, Tercania islands, and PR Megaforce

Jehovahs witness

Zombie Penguins wrote:*A zombie rolls out a new barrel for the Witness*

The Witness picks up the barrel of moonshine and nods, hefting it up as they stand, and heading over to a corner. The walls there neatly slide open to reveal an elevator, which the Witness steps into, starting to slowly chug their barrel as the walls slide shut again.

Brocklandia, Zombie Penguins, Tercania islands, and Puppet tyranacility

Puppet tyranacility

Walks into the backrooms, sounds of a rift collapsing in combination with shouting could be heard

[muffled:]Cthulhu! DUDE, watch the tentacles. C'mon man, I'm only here for the infernal, not Azathoth's poetry contest...Yes, ye- size 12*, yes, uh 25th May, last year, yes, that's right.

Comes back out.
Got a new set of deities coming in soon, apparently Aphrodite and Mr Luxury Yacht** had a thing that ended
*: Monty Python and shoes, a great combo
**: Shut it Mr. Throat-warbler Mangrove

The All Consuming Platform of YouTube Inc

Brocklandia wrote:"Hope"? What's that? Is it related to the existential despair that fills our every waking moment here at the Bar?

I'm pretty sure it has to do with cheffy's huma.. i mean normal barstool making method

Brocklandia wrote:Hey, Maple Hockey Canadia!--If people die in Canada, do they die in real-life too?

No no they go to the land below the falls and drink maple all day long, now get to sleep and stop asking phillsophical questions before philosophy thursday

Brocklandia and Tercania islands

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Ratfink wrote:Sorry, I was referring to Hope Solo, the former goalkeeper for the US Olympic soccer team, two-time gold medalist, and holder of the title "Coolest Name in History."

*Sigh* Yet another person who will never ever show up here. She probably still has that "pride" thing that prevents most people from coming here.

Zany Zanes and Tercania islands

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

YouTube Inc wrote:No no they go to the land below the falls and drink maple all day long, now get to sleep and stop asking phillsophical questions before philosophy thursday

So you're suggesting every Canadian who comes here is in fact dead? That ... explains the smell.

Tercania islands

The Who are you of Maple Hockey Canadia

Brocklandia wrote:Hey, Maple Hockey Canadia!--If people die in Canada, do they die in real-life too?

Only in Manitoba, otherwise they just die in Canadada.

Brocklandia wrote:So you're suggesting every Canadian who comes here is in fact dead? That ... explains the smell.

Well, see, I died in Vancouver so I’m not dead in real life, I’m only dead in Cananda. I’m also ginger so that probably makes a difference as well but I don’t care much about that.

YouTube Inc wrote:I'm pretty sure it has to do with cheffy's huma.. i mean normal barstool making method

No no they go to the land below the falls and drink maple all day long, now get to sleep and stop asking phillsophical questions before philosophy thursday

No, no, unfortunately dead canadidans can’t drink maple, they can only drink Timmies.

Songs you dont understand

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:Only in Manitoba, otherwise they just die in Canadada.

Why u always misspells "Canada"? Copyright?

Lady hevoline

24 names, take me away, watching it all burns, she no it all burns.

Songs you dont understand



Lady hevoline

Tell them hang me, tell them hate me, Idk myself let it break me, don't save me I will find a way, take away all the pain.

Songs you dont understand

Lady hevoline

Free Big Mac

by Lady hevoline

Read factbook

Songs you dont understand



Songs you dont understand

Lady hevoline wrote:

Free Big Mac

by Lady hevoline

Read factbook

Yo you're copying me lol

free big mac

by Songs you dont understand


You've got nanana'd
Read factbook



The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Lady hevoline wrote:(stuff)

Songs you dont understand wrote:Yo you're copying me lol
(stuff)

Memes! Memes! Shoot them! Kill them on sight. Where's an exterminator when you need one?

Drunkndisorderly, Zany Zanes, and Songs you dont understand



The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Songs you dont understand wrote:Why u always misspells "Canada"?

Uhmm, pretty much everyone, at one point or another. Want to narrow down your question a little?

Songs you dont understand



Songs you dont understand

I found a good song in unknown language (seems Assamese)

Bonny and Soma - Chong Thokle
https://youtu.be/ycIJIfJR8mE

Edit: SOLVED: It's Meitei language

Drunkndisorderly and Pricane

The Dont drink cheap wine of Drunkndisorderly

Meitei-lon (মৈতৈলোন্), also Meitei-lol (মৈতৈলোল্) and Manipuri (মনিপুরি) (and sometimes, the 19th century British term, Meithei (মৈথৈ), which is the name of the people, not of the language), is the predominant language and lingua franca in the southeastern Himalayan state of Manipur, in northeastern India. It is the official language in government offices. Meitei-lon is also spoken in the Indian states of Assam and Tripura, and in Bangladesh and Burma (now Myanmar)

Songs you dont understand

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