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The People's State of Olvaria | I motion to have a day of mourning for two lost nations in Testregionia: The Dominion of Evil Unicorn, and The Commonwelath of Fivian. Olvaria is sending our skilled investigators to figure out what happened to the nations and their citizens. | |
Der schwarz drache | Probably inactivity. | |
Iron fist grizzlies | Or unfortunate side effects of testing... | |
The Hive Mind of Testlandia | ||
Der schwarz drache | Explosive testing | |
The new world oceania | Relatively legal testing. | |
The People's State of Olvaria | Testing with the heart of a long-dead god? | |
Der schwarz drache | We should resume testing. | |
Der schwarz drache | We're testing out a new cannon that sprays air at enemy troops, blowing them over. | |
The People's State of Olvaria | Tragic news in Olvaria. The nitroglycerin shipment turned out to be worthless white phosphorus. | |
Der schwarz drache | White phosphorus can be used as bombs and fire starters. Just drop it over an enemy fortification. | |
The People's State of Olvaria | Thing is, we've already got a ton of it. The President's Cabinet is thinking that we should put our extra phosphorus into fireworks, sell them to our enemies, and they'll end up blowing up their own citizens. | |
The new world oceania | Just do a test run. | |
Der schwarz drache | Or you could just dispose of all of it on a politically inconvenient city on the enemy lines. | |
The People's State of Olvaria | In an out of character news, the Sochi Olympic Games have begun! Best of luck to all the athletes participating. | |
Iron fist grizzlies | But keeping in character, how is the drug-testing in Sochi? | |
The People's State of Olvaria | One of our "athletes" submitted himself for a drug test. Reportedly, all they say is "How high are you," and if you say "I'm not high," you're free to go. | |
The new world oceania | Glad to see we've gotten more effective testing methods since last Olympics. The noodle incident was just a cry for help. | |
The People's State of Olvaria | Many in Olvaria are now celebrating the 1 billion Citizen milestone, and the State Cabinet is now choosing an official religion. Rumors are going about that Olvaria will remain a religiously neutral state. | |
Iron fist grizzlies | Don't be afraid to *test* your love! You got take risks to be to someone! | |
Siornor | Hello! | |
Iron fist grizzlies | A test post! ;o Welcome Siornor | |
Siornor | Why, thank you Mr. Grizzly Bear. | |
Der schwarz drache | Testing out a new mounted flamethrower. |