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The botched pejazzle of the studly spud | 🥔 Huzzah! 🥔 Legendus, Matrixulated, Auphelia, Altered natives, and 5 othersMuahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, and World assembly of the studly spud | |
The Holy Empire of The Quiescent Platypus | Platypyre is happening now on the forums! For those unfamiliar, that's when you, the fine citizens of Spiritus, get to roast the current Chief Executive (yours truly) with the most soul-crushing burns you can concoct! I highly recommend everyone take this opportunity, because any other time it would get you kicked out for treason 😁 Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Auphelia, Altered natives, and 7 othersMuahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World assembly of the studly spud, and Kasadea | |
Auphelia | Why go to the forums when the RMB works just as well? Your mother is so rotund, she occasionally finds it difficult to stand up from a recumbent position! Your mother has such an unappealing configuration of facial features that reflective surfaces suffer physical damage rather than mirror her image! Your mother is of such an advanced age that she must have been quite familiar with and potentially even a general acquaintance of various historical figures from times in the past to a degree that would imply she is older than is assumed to be humanly possible! I do hope these insults have sufficed. Have a lovely day, and down with the government. Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Feirmont, and 11 othersThe botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, Cardboard lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, The Quiescent Platypus, World assembly of the studly spud, Kasadea, and Potato Dog | |
Versatran | Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Auphelia, Altered natives, and 5 othersCardboard lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, and World assembly of the studly spud | |
The Holy Empire of The Quiescent Platypus | Wow, that's pretty harsh Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and 10 othersAuphelia, Altered natives, Cardboard lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World assembly of the studly spud, and Scy samian | |
Auphelia | All the better to claim victory over your buzz, my dear. The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, and 7 othersCardboard lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, Haremm, and World assembly of the studly spud | |
The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans | BURN THE DUCK BEAVER MONSTROSITY!!! Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Auphelia, Altered natives, and 7 othersCardboard lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, Haremm, and World assembly of the studly spud | |
The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans | And the election is over! Congratulations to Haremm, our new FRY at the BOTTOM of the BAG!!!!! That was a close vote and I was never sure who was going to win. :P Well done on a close race, Potato Dog. And of course, thank you to Legendus for serving nobly as our first Fry at the Bottom of the Bag! Legendus, Matrixulated, Feirmont, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and 10 othersAuphelia, Altered natives, Cardboard lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World assembly of the studly spud, and Potato Dog | |
The United States of The Grumpy Grandpa | GET OFF MY LAWN. Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Auphelia, Altered natives, and 6 othersCardboard lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, and World assembly of the studly spud | |
Legendus | It's been an honor, Spiritus. While I was rooting for Potato Dog, I know Haremm will do just as well of a job for the next two months. Congratulations on a well-earned victory! The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Auphelia, and 9 othersAltered natives, Cardboard lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World assembly of the studly spud, and Potato Dog | |
Kasadea | The Quiescent Platypus may not be the best looking creature out there... but at least... um... you know..... at least he...... | |
Auphelia | But then we cannot turn its pelt into a lovely little fur collar! My panda coat could use a bit of flair. The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, and 6 othersCardboard lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, and World assembly of the studly spud | |
Cardboard lootbox | Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Auphelia, Altered natives, and 6 othersMuahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, World assembly of the studly spud, and Potato Dog | |
Auphelia | I live for spuds, I worship spuds. After all, is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn't? Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, Cardboard lootbox, and 5 othersMuahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, and World assembly of the studly spud | |
Please be kind and rewind | 🙅🤷♀️🥔🤔🤗🙋💃 Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Auphelia, Altered natives, and 6 othersCardboard lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Versatran, World assembly of the studly spud, and Anthyr | |
Haremm | Thank you! Thank you all! Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and 10 othersAltered natives, Cardboard lootbox, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, World assembly of the studly spud, Anthyr, Potato Dog, and Holy immolation | |
Please be kind and rewind | Starch that! Uh, I mean scratch that. I have a figure to maintain. 😁 Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, Cardboard lootbox, and 5 othersMuahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Versatran, Haremm, and World assembly of the studly spud | |
Muahhahah | I bet your dog ate all your math homework PBK! 🤣 Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, Cardboard lootbox, and 5 othersMatrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, Haremm, and World assembly of the studly spud | |
The Land of Feirmont | A second picture is up for you to caption and BURN THE PLATYPUS IT IS TIME! Welcome Spiritus, to Platypyre 2.020! The annual festival to burn and jab at our chief executive, Platypus! Keep an eye out in this dispatch for platycaptionings platypictures, and of course the actual burns will go on the RMB! Make sure to mention The Quiescent Platypus to let 'em know they're getting burned C:<. After three days (that is, on the Tuesday), we'll all vote on the best burns from the festival (both forum and RMB) for the big winner. Have fun! Reminder: We're burning the platypus but we're not harassing 'em. Your comments are still subject to moderation. PICTURE CAPTIONS: Enter your caption on the RMB (and mention our platy with it!) (many thanks to Kasadea for the pictures!) The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, and 7 othersCardboard lootbox, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World assembly of the studly spud, and Kasadea | |
The Holy Empire of The Quiescent Platypus | Wow. Pssh. I was worried about the past year's worth of therapy getting wiped out, but everyone has been super nice and polite and non-insulting during this edition of Platypyre. So, from the bottom of my heart, to all you wonderful Spiritans and Spiritusianites: The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Feirmont, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and 9 othersDootdootdootlydoot, Altered natives, Cardboard lootbox, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World assembly of the studly spud, and Kasadea | |
Matrixulated | The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, Cardboard lootbox, Matrixulated reloaded, and 4 othersPlease be kind and rewind, Versatran, Haremm, and World assembly of the studly spud | |
Matrixulated | Well done, well done indeed, sir! 👏golf clap👏 M. The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, Cardboard lootbox, Muahhahah, and 5 othersMatrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, Haremm, and World assembly of the studly spud | |
Holy immolation | So does each successive fry at the bottom of the bag just lie on top of the last one? How many till the fry at the bottom of the bag becomes the fry at the tippy top? Does each fry at the bottom of the bag get their own bag? Does that technically mean that each fry at the bottom of the bag is always that fry at the bottom of the bag? Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, Cardboard lootbox, and 6 othersMuahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, Haremm, and World assembly of the studly spud | |
Kasadea | They stack from the bottom, which means that the current one is below the previous, and the next will be below this one... Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, Cardboard lootbox, and 6 othersMuahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, Haremm, and World assembly of the studly spud | |
Holy immolation | Nah lets give them their own bags. Once a lone fry, always a lone fry. Maybe they can start their own club or something. Order of the lonely fry, society of the soggy bottom fry or the deep ones. Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, Cardboard lootbox, and 6 othersMuahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, Haremm, and World assembly of the studly spud |