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The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

🥔 Huzzah! 🥔

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The Holy Empire of The Quiescent Platypus

Platypyre is happening now on the forums! For those unfamiliar, that's when you, the fine citizens of Spiritus, get to roast the current Chief Executive (yours truly) with the most soul-crushing burns you can concoct! I highly recommend everyone take this opportunity, because any other time it would get you kicked out for treason 😁
(okay, okay, the courts would stop me. I miss the good old days...)
Anyways, here's a link: https://spiritusns.proboards.com/thread/467/platypyre-2-020

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Auphelia

The Quiescent Platypus wrote:Platypyre is happening now on the forums! For those unfamiliar, that's when you, the fine citizens of Spiritus, get to roast the current Chief Executive (yours truly) with the most soul-crushing burns you can concoct! I highly recommend everyone take this opportunity, because any other time it would get you kicked out for treason 😁

Why go to the forums when the RMB works just as well?

Your mother is so rotund, she occasionally finds it difficult to stand up from a recumbent position!

Your mother has such an unappealing configuration of facial features that reflective surfaces suffer physical damage rather than mirror her image!

Your mother is of such an advanced age that she must have been quite familiar with and potentially even a general acquaintance of various historical figures from times in the past to a degree that would imply she is older than is assumed to be humanly possible!

I do hope these insults have sufficed.

Have a lovely day, and down with the government.

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Versatran

Auphelia's Polls are sponsored by Dyson, Electrolux, and Hoover.

    ♨️ burn ♨️

🤗

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The Holy Empire of The Quiescent Platypus

Auphelia wrote:Why go to the forums when the RMB works just as well?

Your mother is so rotund, she occasionally finds it difficult to stand up from a recumbent position!

Your mother has such an unappealing configuration of facial features that reflective surfaces suffer physical damage rather than mirror her image!

Your mother is of such an advanced age that she must have been quite familiar with and potentially even a general acquaintance of various historical figures from times in the past to a degree that would imply she is older than is assumed to be humanly possible!

I do hope these insults have sufficed.

Have a lovely day, and down with the government.

Wow, that's pretty harsh

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Auphelia

The Quiescent Platypus wrote:Wow, that's pretty harsh

All the better to claim victory over your buzz, my dear.

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The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans

BURN THE DUCK BEAVER MONSTROSITY!!!

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The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans

And the election is over! Congratulations to Haremm, our new FRY at the BOTTOM of the BAG!!!!!

That was a close vote and I was never sure who was going to win. :P Well done on a close race, Potato Dog.

And of course, thank you to Legendus for serving nobly as our first Fry at the Bottom of the Bag!

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The United States of The Grumpy Grandpa

GET OFF MY LAWN.

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Legendus

The Salaxalans wrote:And the election is over! Congratulations to Haremm, our new FRY at the BOTTOM of the BAG!!!!!

That was a close vote and I was never sure who was going to win. :P Well done on a close race, Potato Dog.

And of course, thank you to Legendus for serving nobly as our first Fry at the Bottom of the Bag!

It's been an honor, Spiritus. While I was rooting for Potato Dog, I know Haremm will do just as well of a job for the next two months. Congratulations on a well-earned victory!

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Kasadea

The Quiescent Platypus may not be the best looking creature out there... but at least... um... you know..... at least he......

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Auphelia

The Salaxalans wrote:BURN THE DUCK BEAVER MONSTROSITY!!!

But then we cannot turn its pelt into a lovely little fur collar!

My panda coat could use a bit of flair.

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Cardboard lootbox

It's...it's Cruella deAuphelia! 🤭

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Auphelia

Cardboard lootbox wrote:It's...it's Cruella deAuphelia! 🤭

I live for spuds, I worship spuds. After all, is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn't?

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Please be kind and rewind

🙅🤷‍♀️🥔🤔🤗🙋💃

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Haremm

The Salaxalans wrote:And the election is over! Congratulations to Haremm, our new FRY at the BOTTOM of the BAG!!!!!

That was a close vote and I was never sure who was going to win. :P Well done on a close race, Potato Dog.

And of course, thank you to Legendus for serving nobly as our first Fry at the Bottom of the Bag!

Thank you! Thank you all!
As the Second Fry at the Bottom of the Bag, the first thing I would do is to hand out uncooked fries to all!

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Please be kind and rewind

Starch that! Uh, I mean scratch that. I have a figure to maintain. 😁

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Muahhahah

I bet your dog ate all your math homework PBK! 🤣

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The Land of Feirmont

A second picture is up for you to caption and BURN THE PLATYPUS

IT IS TIME!

Welcome Spiritus, to Platypyre 2.020! The annual festival to burn and jab at our chief executive, Platypus!

Keep an eye out in this dispatch for platycaptionings platypictures, and of course the actual burns will go on the RMB!

Make sure to mention The Quiescent Platypus to let 'em know they're getting burned C:<. After three days (that is, on the Tuesday), we'll all vote on the best burns from the festival (both forum and RMB) for the big winner. Have fun!

Reminder: We're burning the platypus but we're not harassing 'em. Your comments are still subject to moderation.

PICTURE CAPTIONS: Enter your caption on the RMB (and mention our platy with it!) (many thanks to Kasadea for the pictures!)

Read dispatch

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The Holy Empire of The Quiescent Platypus

Wow. Pssh. I was worried about the past year's worth of therapy getting wiped out, but everyone has been super nice and polite and non-insulting during this edition of Platypyre. So, from the bottom of my heart, to all you wonderful Spiritans and Spiritusianites:
That all you got?

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Matrixulated

Muahhahah wrote:I bet your dog ate all your math homework PBK! 🤣

Was that a burn, Son? That sure does read like a burn.
Yep, I think that was a burn. 🤔
I'm throwing you under the bus woodchipper that is Please be kind and rewind!
Scream for your Momma, boy! 🤗

M.

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Matrixulated

Haremm wrote:Thank you! Thank you all!
As the Second Fry at the Bottom of the Bag, the first thing I would do is to hand out uncooked fries to all!

Well done, well done indeed, sir! 👏golf clap👏
*doffs cap*

M.

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Holy immolation

So does each successive fry at the bottom of the bag just lie on top of the last one? How many till the fry at the bottom of the bag becomes the fry at the tippy top? Does each fry at the bottom of the bag get their own bag? Does that technically mean that each fry at the bottom of the bag is always that fry at the bottom of the bag?

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Kasadea

Holy immolation wrote:So does each successive fry at the bottom of the bag just lie on top of the last one? How many till the fry at the bottom of the bag becomes the fry at the tippy top? Does each fry at the bottom of the bag get their own bag? Does that technically mean that each fry at the bottom of the bag is always that fry at the bottom of the bag?

They stack from the bottom, which means that the current one is below the previous, and the next will be below this one...

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Holy immolation

Kasadea wrote:They stack from the bottom, which means that the current one is below the previous, and the next will be below this one...

Nah lets give them their own bags. Once a lone fry, always a lone fry. Maybe they can start their own club or something. Order of the lonely fry, society of the soggy bottom fry or the deep ones.

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