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Legendus | Scientific Studies Suggest Voting for Legendus May Increase Coolness, Attractiveness In a recent study conducted by the Totally Legit Research Institute of Legendus, Which Is A Real Thing So You Don’t Need To Look It Up (TLRILWIARTSYDNTLIU), findings are pointing strongly to a correlation between support of Legendus in the race for Fry at the Bottom of the Bag (FATBOTB) and general awesomeness - not to mention a potential increase in libido. “Our top researchers have looked at the evidence, and frankly, the numbers don’t lie,” explains Dr. Lucien Kearns, scribblings something very important down on his equally scientific clipboard. “I mean, literally, they don’t lie. Numbers aren’t sentient, they’re incapable of thought. That would just be silly... right?” Research into the cause of this phenomenon is still ongoing, as current tests have only been performed in controlled conditions, but theories currently suggest that electing Legendus for FATBOTB will have a positive impact on the Spiritus region as a whole, including bumper crops for potato farmers. "At this rate, we can't find a reason why people shouldn't vote for Legendus," adds Dr. Kearns. "Of course, we're totally legitimate scientists who must remain impartial, but the fact is, Legendus simply appears to be the most sensible choice." 🍟 🥔 🍟 🥔 🍟 Undoubtedly, a vote for me is a vote for science, logic, and unyielding potatoes! Don't be a dud, be a spud. Vote Legendus this upcoming Monday! My campaign has researched the research and scienced the science, and only one thing remains clear - I'm the perfect choice for the first Fry at the Bottom of the Bag! Check out my very academic article if you're still on the fence! | |
Please be kind and rewind | 🧐 Alekseandrea, Cardboard lootbox, Muahhahah, Haremm, and 1 otherKasadea | |
Please be kind and rewind | p.s. I can't wait for this to be over so when the Platypus loses this as well he can kick off his next campaign for Chief Executive of The Bag Beneath The Fry At The Bottom. Alekseandrea, Cardboard lootbox, Muahhahah, Haremm, and 1 otherKasadea | |
Muahhahah | ||
The United Imperial Collective of Kialga | Kialga, Kiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kialga Kialga, Kiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kialga Kialga, Kiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kialga Kialga, Kiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kialga He's your man This is who we are Kialga, Kiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kialga Place your vote Kialga, Kiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kialga Cover me with salt Kialga, Kiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kialga Cover me with salt Others try and lure you in with merch. Others try to lure you in with what they call "science". And still others try to reverse psychology your own reversed psychology on their reversed psychology. I'm just an honest Fry who awaits you at the Bottom of the Bag, writing totally original songs for your enjoyment. | |
The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans | ||
Kumquatian confederacy | Some of you following the Fry at the Bottom of the Bag election may have noticed that, while everybody else running has, I have not put out a dispatch. Anyway, if you elect me I might do something maybe. I have no idea what, but who knows. Legendus, Kialga, The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, and 2 othersCardboard lootbox, and Please be kind and rewind | |
The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans | ||
Alekseandrea | Hypothetically, if I had no integrity and if someone that just happens to be "special" would want my glorious support for a certain position, they could convince me by spontaneously donating cold hard cards. Hypothetically, of course. I'm the embodiment of integrity in Spiritus. Legendus, The Salaxalans, Cardboard lootbox, and Please be kind and rewind | |
The United States of Kaanstan | ||
The United States of Kaanstan | ||
The Magical Girl Haven of Twilight Town | ||
Bruh survivor | With all apologies for uninvolvement, I plead you to not vote me for Fry at the Bottom of the Bag. I mused with one idea the entire campaign time, and once I decided against it I had nothing in store. Due to such particular disappointment, I truly do not deserve even the title of Fry at the Bottom of the Bag. The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Cardboard lootbox, and Please be kind and rewind | |
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The Multinational Conglomerate of Ltin Corporation | If anyone can somehow convince The Salaxalans that potatoes are disgusting they will have my vote. The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Cardboard lootbox, and Please be kind and rewind | |
Jefferfilia | ||
The Multinational Conglomerate of Ltin Corporation | ||
Jefferfilia | ||
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Auphelia | It's the easiest poll you'll ever have to answer. | |
Cardboard lootbox | ||
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The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans | THE EXECUTIVE CHEF ELECTION HAS BEGUN! https://spiritusns.proboards.com/thread/382/executive-chef-election-2020-woooooooooooo Voting is open to all Citizens! If you're not one, this is a great time to apply! |