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Legendus


Scientific Studies Suggest Voting for Legendus May Increase Coolness, Attractiveness

In a recent study conducted by the Totally Legit Research Institute of Legendus, Which Is A Real Thing So You Don’t Need To Look It Up (TLRILWIARTSYDNTLIU), findings are pointing strongly to a correlation between support of Legendus in the race for Fry at the Bottom of the Bag (FATBOTB) and general awesomeness - not to mention a potential increase in libido.

“Our top researchers have looked at the evidence, and frankly, the numbers don’t lie,” explains Dr. Lucien Kearns, scribblings something very important down on his equally scientific clipboard. “I mean, literally, they don’t lie. Numbers aren’t sentient, they’re incapable of thought. That would just be silly... right?”

Research into the cause of this phenomenon is still ongoing, as current tests have only been performed in controlled conditions, but theories currently suggest that electing Legendus for FATBOTB will have a positive impact on the Spiritus region as a whole, including bumper crops for potato farmers.

"At this rate, we can't find a reason why people shouldn't vote for Legendus," adds Dr. Kearns. "Of course, we're totally legitimate scientists who must remain impartial, but the fact is, Legendus simply appears to be the most sensible choice."

🍟 🥔 🍟 🥔 🍟

Undoubtedly, a vote for me is a vote for science, logic, and unyielding potatoes!

Don't be a dud, be a spud. Vote Legendus this upcoming Monday!

Read dispatch

My campaign has researched the research and scienced the science, and only one thing remains clear - I'm the perfect choice for the first Fry at the Bottom of the Bag!

Check out my very academic article if you're still on the fence!

Kialga, Cardboard lootbox, Muahhahah, Please be kind and rewind, and 1 otherHaremm

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🧐
🤔
👏
🤣🤣🤣

Alekseandrea, Cardboard lootbox, Muahhahah, Haremm, and 1 otherKasadea

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p.s. I can't wait for this to be over so when the Platypus loses this as well he can kick off his next campaign for Chief Executive of The Bag Beneath The Fry At The Bottom.
🤭

Alekseandrea, Cardboard lootbox, Muahhahah, Haremm, and 1 otherKasadea

Muahhahah

Outer mesa wrote:Just wanted to say, Don’t cosplay as a historical figure. Especially one from WW2… That is all for today.

Damn! I was gonna drop by and visit Parrona and drop off a noodle bowl in my Prime Minister Tojo costume. 😒

Parrona, Cardboard lootbox, and Please be kind and rewind

The United Imperial Collective of Kialga

Link
the tune for this parody if you squint really hard

Kialga, Kiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kialga
Kialga, Kiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kialga
Kialga, Kiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kialga
Kialga, Kiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kialga

He's your man
It won't take long
Take my hand and vote Kialga

This is who we are
This is who we are

Kialga, Kiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kialga
Kialga, Kiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kialga

Place your vote
Potato
Lay with me and visualize

Kialga, Kiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kialga
Kialga, Kiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kialga
Kialga, Kiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kialga
Kialga, Kiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kialga

Cover me with salt
Save me for last
Forever I'll lay in the greasy bag
You will eat the rest
But I shall remain
No longer hidden
I will wait for you

Kialga, Kiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kialga
Kialga, Kiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kialga
Kialga, Kiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kialga
Kialga, Kiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kialga
Kialga, Kiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kialga
Kialga, Kiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kialga
Kialga, Kiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kialga
Kialga, Kiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kiakiakialga, Kialga

Cover me with salt
Save me for last
Forever I'll lay in the greasy bag
You will eat the rest
But I shall remain
No longer hidden
I will wait for you

Read dispatch

Others try and lure you in with merch. Others try to lure you in with what they call "science". And still others try to reverse psychology your own reversed psychology on their reversed psychology.

I'm just an honest Fry who awaits you at the Bottom of the Bag, writing totally original songs for your enjoyment.

Legendus, Cardboard lootbox, and Please be kind and rewind

The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans

I'm going to pin one campaign dispatch for each candidate, if you're running and haven't made a dispatch yet I'll add yours too!

Kialga, Alekseandrea, Cardboard lootbox, Please be kind and rewind, and 2 othersHaremm, and Kasadea

Kumquatian confederacy

Some of you following the Fry at the Bottom of the Bag election may have noticed that, while everybody else running has, I have not put out a dispatch.
This is because I am not, in fact, a stupid dumb loser idiothead.

Anyway, if you elect me I might do something maybe. I have no idea what, but who knows.

Legendus, Kialga, The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, and 2 othersCardboard lootbox, and Please be kind and rewind

The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans

Kumquatian confederacy wrote:Some of you following the Fry at the Bottom of the Bag election may have noticed that, while everybody else running has, I have not put out a dispatch.
This is because I am not, in fact, a stupid dumb loser idiothead.

Anyway, if you elect me I might do something maybe. I have no idea what, but who knows.

:O

Alekseandrea, Cardboard lootbox, Please be kind and rewind, and Haremm

Alekseandrea

Hypothetically, if I had no integrity and if someone that just happens to be "special" would want my glorious support for a certain position, they could convince me by spontaneously donating cold hard cards.

Hypothetically, of course. I'm the embodiment of integrity in Spiritus.

Legendus, The Salaxalans, Cardboard lootbox, and Please be kind and rewind

The United States of Kaanstan

how can i invite someone here ?

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The United States of Kaanstan

nvm

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The Magical Girl Haven of Twilight Town

I am the strongest nation

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Bruh survivor

With all apologies for uninvolvement, I plead you to not vote me for Fry at the Bottom of the Bag. I mused with one idea the entire campaign time, and once I decided against it I had nothing in store. Due to such particular disappointment, I truly do not deserve even the title of Fry at the Bottom of the Bag.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Cardboard lootbox, and Please be kind and rewind

Evilei

I did not CTE!!

Alekseandrea, Cardboard lootbox, and Please be kind and rewind

Jefferfilia

It's going to be a big election. :)

Legendus, Alekseandrea, Cardboard lootbox, and Please be kind and rewind



The Multinational Conglomerate of Ltin Corporation

If anyone can somehow convince The Salaxalans that potatoes are disgusting they will have my vote.

The Salaxalans, Alekseandrea, Cardboard lootbox, and Please be kind and rewind



Jefferfilia

Ltin Corporation wrote:If anyone can somehow convince The Salaxalans that potatoes are disgusting they will have my vote.

Why?

Alekseandrea, Cardboard lootbox, and Please be kind and rewind

The Multinational Conglomerate of Ltin Corporation

Jefferfilia wrote:Why?

Why not?

Alekseandrea, Cardboard lootbox, and Please be kind and rewind



Jefferfilia

I

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Jefferfilia

Ltin Corporation wrote:Why not?

I don't know

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Jefferfilia

Perhaps it is sacred in this region and we must adapt to the culture of this region.Jefferfilia will adapt to whatever is needed. Potatoes be with you

Alekseandrea, Cardboard lootbox, and Please be kind and rewind

via The South Pacific

Auphelia

It's the easiest poll you'll ever have to answer.

page=poll/p=158774

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Cardboard lootbox

Alekseandrea wrote:Hypothetically, if I had no integrity and if someone that just happens to be "special" would want my glorious support for a certain position, they could convince me by spontaneously donating cold hard cards.

Hypothetically, of course. I'm the embodiment of integrity in Spiritus.

😲

Alekseandrea and Please be kind and rewind

Cardboard lootbox

Auphelia wrote:It's the easiest poll you'll ever have to answer.

page=poll/p=158774

    🔳 No answer means "yes" if they're unconscious.

...I couldn't resist.
The passed-out girl by the dumpster. 🤭
R.I.P Patrice O'Neal. ❤️

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The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans

THE EXECUTIVE CHEF ELECTION HAS BEGUN!

https://spiritusns.proboards.com/thread/382/executive-chef-election-2020-woooooooooooo

Voting is open to all Citizens! If you're not one, this is a great time to apply!

Kialga, Alekseandrea, Auphelia, Cardboard lootbox, and 2 othersPlease be kind and rewind, and Kasadea

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