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Ihr Deutsch macht mich krank

Ich würde "scheiße" sagen aber das ist ein schlechtes Wort

*rolls out the Official Welcoming Barrel of Marsupials*

Welcome to the region, Cantors Paradise, Gujarat states, and Thunderbird 3. Please help yourself to a complimentary fruity island drink with tiny umbrella, as well as a marsupial of your choice:

*the barrel teems with possums and shrews and wombats and thylacines and Tasmanian devils and bandicoots and koala and wallaby*

Your Marsupial and You : A Guide to Better Living with Your Marsupial

by The Liberties of Panther

"Complimentary"

• Unsure what to do with your complimentary marsupial?

• Unclear as to the purpose of such largesse?

• Uncomfortable with the implications?

→ Good News! ←

This instructional dispatch aims to aid you in your next steps.

The following infographics would best be viewed as impressionistic suggestions, rather than precise examples. While the animals depicted below are not, in fact, marsupials, the points they make are universal in application. The possibilities provided by having a marsupial are nearly infinite, so this cannot be viewed as an exhaustive list. Use your imagination!

Without further ado,

Your Marsupial and You:

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Read dispatch

If you have any further questions, regarding your marsupial or otherwise, please do not hesitate to reach out.

Panther wrote:

If you have any further questions, regarding your marsupial....please do not hesitate to reach out.

Once you’ve washed your hands. 🧼

The bodensee wrote:

Ihr Deutsch macht mich krank

Ich würde "scheiße" sagen aber das ist ein schlechtes Wort

Wie bitte? Ein kant komprehent vat you say. Please sprechen sie das vords klearly und in ausentik sprache.

Densaner wrote:

Once you’ve washed your hands. 🧼

See? My welcome gifts promote good hygiene! They're a net positive, despite whatever horrible exotic diseases that may be contracted from them...

Goose step wrote:

Wie bitte? Ein kant komprehent vat you say. Please sprechen sie das vords klearly und in ausentik sprache.

Du bist eine offensive goosie goose. 🇩🇪

Panther wrote:

See? My welcome gifts promote good hygiene! They're a net positive, despite whatever horrible exotic diseases that may be contracted from them...

I take it the Ebola counts as a tax deductible gift then? 🦠 🤢 🤮 ☣️

#SouthPacificISTheBestPacific

#southpacificisokay,I suppose,ifyoulikethatsortofthing

:P

Densaner wrote:

Du bist eine offensive goosie goose. 🇩🇪

📍 Mexico City, 2019
Daniel Ricciardo: Loosey goosey. Harr! Harr!

Arthur put Dire Straits on the stereo
...
Mark Knopfler has an extraordinary ability to make a Schechter Custom
Stratocaster hoot and sing like the angels on a Saturday night, exhausted from
being good all week and needing a stiff drink, which is not strictly relevant at
this point since the record hadn't yet gotten to that bit, but there will be too
much else going on when it does
...
She moved forward, put her arms around him and kissed him,
because the record had got to that bit which, if you knew the record,
you would know made it impossible not to do this.
...
He stood up quickly, put his arms around her, and gave her a single kiss.
The record got to the good bit.
- Douglas Adams, "So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish," Chapter 22

Dire Straits - Water Of Love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT30jj_L1Dc

Densaner wrote:

Du bist eine offensive goosie goose. 🇩🇪

_{ja ja...ein needen to shtop postink wis zis Steppengoose...ist funny to mein self alone...}

Goose step wrote:

Wie bitte? Ein kant komprehent vat you say. Please sprechen sie das vords klearly und in ausentik sprache.

Enough with the Germlish. Please post in either English or German.

Densaner wrote:

Du bist eine offensive goosie goose. 🇩🇪

QFT!

For Panther... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFiyZB5ucgo

[quote=a_down_and_dusky_blonde;40731246]Enough with the Germlish. Please post in either English or German.
日本語はどうですか？

Sayabara wrote:

[quote=a_down_and_dusky_blonde;40731246]Enough with the Germlish. Please post in either English or German.
日本語はどうですか？

Taip! O kaip mano gimtoji kalba?

Gina 🇨🇳

A Down and Dusky Blonde wrote:

Enough with the Germlish. Please post in either English or German.
QFT!

Germlish??
QFT??

Sayabara wrote:

[quote=a_down_and_dusky_blonde;40731246]Enough with the Germlish. Please post in either English or German.
日本語はどうですか？

Nihongo wa dōdesu ka? Hai

Abalone and naido wrote:

Taip! O kaip mano gimtoji kalba?

Tak, to byłoby miłe.

Mauryavarsha wrote:

Germlish??
QFT??

Part German, part English. Much like Spanglish.

Quoted For Truth.

A Down and Dusky Blonde wrote:

For Panther... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFiyZB5ucgo

Such a good song. I think you may have posted that woman playing that instrument before...so talented. Very pretty.

(and worry not, Das Goose is retired)

Goose step wrote:

_{ja ja...ein needen to shtop postink wis zis Steppengoose...ist funny to mein self alone...}

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWscHz8ngZ4

[quote=a_down_and_dusky_blonde;40736252]
Nihongo wa dōdesu ka? Hai
YOU SPEAK JAPANESE!?
What's your relationship with Japan?

A Down and Dusky Blonde wrote:

Part German, part English.

Quoted For Truth.

Ok cool.

A Down and Dusky Blonde wrote:

Much like Spanglish.

That is Spanish + English, right?

Sayabara wrote:

YOU SPEAK JAPANESE!?
What's your relationship with Japan?

Mine would be Saitama: One Punch Man.
Though, English dubbed. 😅

Mauryavarsha wrote:

[b][i]Mine would be Saitama: One Punch Man.
Though, English dubbed. 😅

I was once part of Japan, before The Typhoon came and separated us from them. Japanese culture is still part of us today.

Densaner wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWscHz8ngZ4

Yeah...that rocked, thanks. My knowledge of German music is quite low. To repent for my crimes against the German language, I should really delve into it a bit.

Here is my present knowledge of German music: Brahms, Wagner, Rammstein, Marlene Dietrich, "O Tannenbaum" and Krautrock. Does Hüsker Dü count? They use umlauts in their name, so... Oh right, and mustn't forget Milli Vanilli

Recommendations welcome :)

Sayabara wrote:

YOU SPEAK JAPANESE!?
What's your relationship with Japan?

A Down and Dusky Blonde is the true Lost Empress of Japan. Forced to flee intrigue and a coming coup from her own court, she hopped a junk to mainland China. From there, she was captured by pirates. However, proving her prowess, she would eventually rise to the status of "Pirate Queen," becoming the terror of the seas for the navies of the British Empire, Portuguese merchants, and the Qing Dynasty. Eventually, the King of Atlantis himself recognized her superiority on the high seas -- officially ceding to her the ocean surface as her own domain, as well as proffering a marriage proposal. Spurning the Atlantean's offer in favor of High Adventure, it is said that she yet sails those seven seas, her queenly rule on Ocean's Back undisputed among Man's navies and Merfolk, alike. But it is said, too, in lower tones, that one day she will return to those Isles of Nippon as a conquering hero, visiting justice upon the descendants of those who wronged her, as well as leading Japan into a new era of greatness...some whisper in even lower registers that this dawning of a new Japanese era heralds this occasion...