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The Least Corrupt Governments in Scrapheap
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As a region, Scrapheap is ranked 14,912th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
|1.||The Soupistic Theocracy of Soupasia||Moralistic Democracy||“Gott erhalte Soupinaspis der Konig”|
- : Embassy cancelled between The european commonwealth and Scrapheap.
- : Regional Founder Istria and izsac ceased to exist.
- : The Soupistic Theocracy of Soupasia arrived from Lazarus.
- : Embassy established between Scrapheap and The european commonwealth.
- : Istria and izsac granted Appearance, Communications, Embassies, and Polls authority to Gorky novgorod and renamed the office from "Security Officer" to "Captain" in Scrapheap.
- : Gorky novgorod departed this region for The european commonwealth.
- : Istria and izsac appointed Gorky novgorod as Security Officer with authority over Border Control in Scrapheap.
- : Istria and izsac arrived from The european commonwealth.
- : Gorky novgorod arrived from The european commonwealth.
- : Istria and izsac departed this region for The european commonwealth.
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|Istria and izsac|
Gorky novgorod were deployed to the warzone which was The European Commonwealth.
There, Captain Matthias of the Gorkers was to assess the situation and report back to the Admiralty. His feedback was that the region was mired in conflict between the founder, Nuovo Italino, and a rival, The Neo-Greater Nazi Reich. After requesting further orders, Captain Matthias was told by the Lady Agrippina to play the two factions off against each other. This the Captain did with much success, until he slipped, for a time, into the obscurity of the netherworld.
Called back to service, the Captain rejoined the Commonwealth. By this time, the founder, Nuovo Italiano, had resigned the chancellorship and moved to a different region. The Captain, who had been appointed MoFA by Italiano some time previously, was now the sole RO active in the region.
Lady Agrippina was astounded and greatly impressed when the Captain sent word of what was occurring. She immediately began to assess the Commonwealth's update time, which was found to be at around quarter-past five in the afternoon, and encouraged the Captain to carry through with the plan. Before, Captain Matthias had been sent to the region to assist in its holding. Now, a chance had been presented for him to seize it for the glory of the Scrapheap.
Thus began a tense hour, when Captain Matthias feared Italiano might realise what was afoot. At 5 o'clock, the Captain went to GOS, so that the region might be empty. Yet then there came a few nations entering the Commonwealth, which the Captain had to act fast to eject. He was so close, he could not let the update pass without the region collapsing.
Then, triumph. The region had disappeared. The Captain refounded it, and established himself as its commander. Agrippina was ecstatic, and petitioned her husband to extend precious gifts to the Captain.
And so it was that, without the aid of any World Assembly nations or endorsements, the Captain took the region of The European Commonwealth, which had an active founder, for the glory of the Grand Imperial Army of the Scrapheap, which doth UwU greatly. But this empty shell was of no value on its own, as it had not the records of the RMB. But this was what Agrippina the Glorious Commandress had been doing: meticulously recording every detail of the foundering region, and ensuring they were kept. Her records may be viewed here.
Thus ends the saga of Captain Matthias, the Empress Agrippina, and the seizure of The European Commonwealth, the first great triumph of the Grand Imperial Army of the Scrapheap, which doth UwU greatly.