Scrapheap

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Istria and izsac

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 287th Most Devout: 814th Most Pacifist: 874th+4
Safest: 1,221st Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,353rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,918th Nicest Citizens: 2,250th
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Rising phoenix-like from the ashes, the Scrapheap emerges from the dusty drawers of CTE'd regions, to regain its place in the sun.

Or something.

Welcome to the Scrapheap!
It's supposed to be a puppet-storage region, but my puppets are otherwise engaged.
So it's just me.
How depressing.

We've contracted The European Commonwealth to be our sister region! How exciting!



Tags: Founderless, Minuscule, and Password.

Scrapheap is home to a single nation.

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The Least Corrupt Governments in Scrapheap

World Census agents tempted government officials with financial and other inducements to bend the rules and recorded how often their proposals were declined.

As a region, Scrapheap is ranked 14,912th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments.

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1.The Soupistic Theocracy of SoupasiaMoralistic Democracy“Gott erhalte Soupinaspis der Konig”

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Scrapheap Regional Message Board

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Istria and izsac

On orders from Her Imperial Highness Agrippina, empress-consort of Istria and Izsac, the mighty forces of Gorky novgorod were deployed to the warzone which was The European Commonwealth.

There, Captain Matthias of the Gorkers was to assess the situation and report back to the Admiralty. His feedback was that the region was mired in conflict between the founder, Nuovo Italino, and a rival, The Neo-Greater Nazi Reich. After requesting further orders, Captain Matthias was told by the Lady Agrippina to play the two factions off against each other. This the Captain did with much success, until he slipped, for a time, into the obscurity of the netherworld.

Called back to service, the Captain rejoined the Commonwealth. By this time, the founder, Nuovo Italiano, had resigned the chancellorship and moved to a different region. The Captain, who had been appointed MoFA by Italiano some time previously, was now the sole RO active in the region.
The founder's last instructions had been in the form of announcing a state of emergency. The Captain capitalised on this, insisting the Founder hand to him powers over appearance - the one mechanic other than executive which the Captain did not yet have - and persuaded the Nazi Reich - whose puppets were the only other nations in residence in the region - to pull them out, saying that by refounding the region, it could come fully under the control of the Commonwealth's enemies, something which would have been impossible whilst Italiano retained the foundership.

Lady Agrippina was astounded and greatly impressed when the Captain sent word of what was occurring. She immediately began to assess the Commonwealth's update time, which was found to be at around quarter-past five in the afternoon, and encouraged the Captain to carry through with the plan. Before, Captain Matthias had been sent to the region to assist in its holding. Now, a chance had been presented for him to seize it for the glory of the Scrapheap.

Thus began a tense hour, when Captain Matthias feared Italiano might realise what was afoot. At 5 o'clock, the Captain went to GOS, so that the region might be empty. Yet then there came a few nations entering the Commonwealth, which the Captain had to act fast to eject. He was so close, he could not let the update pass without the region collapsing.

Then, triumph. The region had disappeared. The Captain refounded it, and established himself as its commander. Agrippina was ecstatic, and petitioned her husband to extend precious gifts to the Captain.

And so it was that, without the aid of any World Assembly nations or endorsements, the Captain took the region of The European Commonwealth, which had an active founder, for the glory of the Grand Imperial Army of the Scrapheap, which doth UwU greatly. But this empty shell was of no value on its own, as it had not the records of the RMB. But this was what Agrippina the Glorious Commandress had been doing: meticulously recording every detail of the foundering region, and ensuring they were kept. Her records may be viewed Linkhere.

Thus ends the saga of Captain Matthias, the Empress Agrippina, and the seizure of The European Commonwealth, the first great triumph of the Grand Imperial Army of the Scrapheap, which doth UwU greatly.

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