Rocain Labs

Governor: The Scientific Pretensions of Rocain Founder

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Scientific Pretensions of Rocain Founder

Last WA Update:

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 261st Most Avoided: 302nd Highest Crime Rates: 328th+29
Fattest Citizens: 378th Most Nations: 443rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 616th Most Corrupt Governments: 655th Nudest: 782nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 794th Most Devout: 818th Largest Retail Industry: 851st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 880th Largest Mining Sector: 900th Most Armed: 918th Largest Black Market: 997th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,169th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,603rd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,640th Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,759th Highest Average Incomes: 1,797th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,877th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,885th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,088th Most Patriotic: 2,130th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,232nd Most Authoritarian: 2,366th Largest Governments: 2,400th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,469th Rudest Citizens: 2,514th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,568th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,604th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,755th
World Factbook Entry

Rocain Labs is not accepting applications for new residents at this time. If you are interested in the Rocain Labs research program, feel free to peruse the recently declassified Factbooks below. For further information on the Rocain nations, see the Dispatches collected in Rocain Stats.

Note: About 25% of the population of Rocain Labs has left us, and equivalent nations were created in the region Rocain Museum. See the Factbooks associated with that region for information on why and how this was accomplished.


Embassies: Rocain Museum, Rocain Daycare, Rocain Recycling, Rocain Stats, and Marnagarthean Integration.

Tags: Issues Player, Large, Password, Puppet Storage, and Silly.

Regional Power: Moderate

Rocain Labs contains 57 nations, the 443rd most in the world.

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Today's World Census Report

The Most Stationary in Rocain Labs

Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.

As a region, Rocain Labs is ranked 11,066th in the world for Most Stationary.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Scientific Pretensions of Rocain FounderCorrupt Dictatorship“Discovery!”
2.The Free Land of Cain G HiF Fdm v0Left-Leaning College State“Striving for freedom”
3.The Oppressed Peoples of Cain G LoF Opp v0Iron Fist Consumerists“Resigned to obedience”
4.The Emirate of Cain G HiC Cap v0Capitalist Paradise“Striving for profit”
5.The People's Republic of Cain G LoC Reg v0Psychotic Dictatorship“Resigned to regulation”
6.The Incorporated States of Cain G HiP Wea v0Father Knows Best State“Striving for prosperity”
7.The Fiefdom of Cain G LoP Pov v0Psychotic Dictatorship“Resigned to poverty”
8.The Democratic Republic of Cain G HiD Dem v0Conservative Democracy“Striving for democracy”
9.The Dictatorship of Cain G LoD Tyr v0Iron Fist Consumerists“Resigned to autocracy”
10.The Community of Cain G HiK Cmp v0Psychotic Dictatorship“Striving for compassion”
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Rocain Labs Regional Message Board

Messages from regional members are co-ordinated here.

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The Fiefdom of Cain G LoP Pov v0

You might not be aware of this, but our nation and Cain G HiP Wea v0 are brothers, twins actually. And now they are wallowing in rumus, while their brother nation is so far down on its luck they have become the 29th Least Developed in the World! You'd think they could spare a little bit to help us out, but they'd rather spend all their money on filthy capitalist money-sucking "enterprises". Our vengeance will come, just as soon as we can afford it. Listen to me, Rocainians! Just a little bit of foreign aid would help so much, and if you help us, we will take every precaution to avoid damaging your nations when we finally are able to unleash our ... well, that part is secret, but our brother won't like it at all!

The Hell on Earth of Cain O-N At v1

The WA has announced that we are now the 891st Most Obese nation in the World, and also the 656th Least Healthy nation in the World. We are taking immediate steps to correct this. Starting today, all food rations are halved. And sick people get none at all. These policies should correct these unpleasant rankings in no time.

The Rogue Nation of Cain G LoL Anr v0

We are happy to announce that our non-conformist nation is now #779 in the World for Recreational Drug Use. This makes our citizens so much more satisfied with our government, and the taxes on recreational chemicals help pay for the salaries of all the bureaucrats and their staffs. It's a win-win. Of course, some of the legislation that comes out is often a little bit weird, and sometimes hallucinatory. That's life in Cain G LoL Anr v0, and we like it here!

The Eternal Springtime of Cain M J339A v0

The WA today revealed that we are now the 297th Most Obese nation in the World, and 696th in the ranking for Beverage Sales. We're not concerned. This is just a side effect of our pizza-based diet. Pizza and Ecola are sacraments as far as we are concerned, and we honor the great Chef in the sky by consuming as much of both as possible. Hallelujah!

via Rocain Museum

The Nomadic Peoples of Rocain Exhibit Style Scrooge

Greetings from your sister region, Rocain Museum! We are out to prove that we are just Rocainians like you, and can match your achievements easily. For instance, this nation is only one day old, and already we rank 580th for Least Business Subsidization and #631 for Lowest Human Development Index. This is just the start of what we believe will be an illustrious national career!

The Wretched Rebels of Cain M Imb v0

Today will always be remembered as the day we became 894th in the World for Most Authoritarian. How do we know this? Well, we have it on very good authority, namely, ours!

via Rocain Museum

The Nomadic Peoples of Rocain Exhibit Style Scrooge

Today, our rumored-to-exist nation was honored for having the 550th Lowest Human Development Index and the 341st Smallest Government in the World. That's all we got to say. I'm going back to bed now.

via Rocain Daycare

The Rogue Nation of Cain M N00 v0

Our naughty nation today became #462 in the World for Least Book Publishing. We don't care what that old biddy Rocain Nanny has to say about it, reading is just a waste of time. Everyone can spend their time in military training instead, unless they're too young for that, in which place they can play military Video Games instead to get prepared for their future. (Note to Self: Don't ban Video Games!)

via Rocain Museum

The Nomadic Peoples of Rocain Exhibit Style Scrooge

Back so soon? Why, yes! We now have the 231st Smallest Government in the World! The rest of you fools can fight over Most Obese, we're going for Skinniest!

The Misguided Rebels of Cain M Imo v0

We are happy to report that our anti-poetry campaign is really working. Today, the WA reported that we are now the 926th Most Uncultured nation in the World. Good! All that poetry and song were distracting people from the really important stuff, like watching the SuddenDeathBall International Finals! Go Imoland Maniacs!

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