Governor: The Scientific Pretensions of Rocain Founder
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: The Scientific Pretensions of Rocain Founder
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Rocain Museum, Rocain Daycare, Rocain Recycling, Rocain Stats, and Marnagarthean Integration.
Tags: Issues Player, Large, Password, Puppet Storage, and Silly.
Regional Power: Moderate
Rocain Labs contains 57 nations, the 443rd most in the world.
Activity • History • Rank • Administration
Today's World Census Report
The Most Stationary in Rocain Labs
Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.
As a region, Rocain Labs is ranked 11,066th in the world for Most Stationary.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Scientific Pretensions of Rocain Founder | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Discovery!” | |
2. | The Free Land of Cain G HiF Fdm v0 | Left-Leaning College State | “Striving for freedom” | |
3. | The Oppressed Peoples of Cain G LoF Opp v0 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Resigned to obedience” | |
4. | The Emirate of Cain G HiC Cap v0 | Capitalist Paradise | “Striving for profit” | |
5. | The People's Republic of Cain G LoC Reg v0 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Resigned to regulation” | |
6. | The Incorporated States of Cain G HiP Wea v0 | Father Knows Best State | “Striving for prosperity” | |
7. | The Fiefdom of Cain G LoP Pov v0 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Resigned to poverty” | |
8. | The Democratic Republic of Cain G HiD Dem v0 | Conservative Democracy | “Striving for democracy” | |
9. | The Dictatorship of Cain G LoD Tyr v0 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Resigned to autocracy” | |
10. | The Community of Cain G HiK Cmp v0 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Striving for compassion” |
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Regional Happenings
- : The United Kingdom of Cain G HiT Rfj v0 departed this region for Rocain Recycling.
- : The Fallible Optimists of Cain M Ds Or-U v0 departed this region for Rocain Recycling.
- : The Nervous Optimists of Cain M Ds Or-T v0 departed this region for Rocain Recycling.
- : The Fallible Pessimists of Cain M Ds Or-D v0 departed this region for Rocain Recycling.
- : The Complacent Pessimists of Cain M Ds Or-B v0 departed this region for Rocain Recycling.
- : The Federal republic of Imperial Dhoutaland of the region Democratic Unity withdrew an invitation to construct embassies.
- : The Federal republic of Imperial Dhoutaland of the region Democratic Unity proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Scientific Pretensions of Rocain Founder added a dispatch.
- : The Scientific Pretensions of Rocain Founder updated the World Factbook entry.
- : The Scientific Pretensions of Rocain Founder updated the World Factbook entry.
Rocain Labs Regional Message Board
Messages from regional members are co-ordinated here.
Lodged | From | Messages |
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The Fiefdom of Cain G LoP Pov v0 | You might not be aware of this, but our nation and Cain G HiP Wea v0 are brothers, twins actually. And now they are wallowing in rumus, while their brother nation is so far down on its luck they have become the 29th Least Developed in the World! You'd think they could spare a little bit to help us out, but they'd rather spend all their money on filthy capitalist money-sucking "enterprises". Our vengeance will come, just as soon as we can afford it. Listen to me, Rocainians! Just a little bit of foreign aid would help so much, and if you help us, we will take every precaution to avoid damaging your nations when we finally are able to unleash our ... well, that part is secret, but our brother won't like it at all! | |
The Hell on Earth of Cain O-N At v1 | The WA has announced that we are now the 891st Most Obese nation in the World, and also the 656th Least Healthy nation in the World. We are taking immediate steps to correct this. Starting today, all food rations are halved. And sick people get none at all. These policies should correct these unpleasant rankings in no time. | |
The Rogue Nation of Cain G LoL Anr v0 | We are happy to announce that our non-conformist nation is now #779 in the World for Recreational Drug Use. This makes our citizens so much more satisfied with our government, and the taxes on recreational chemicals help pay for the salaries of all the bureaucrats and their staffs. It's a win-win. Of course, some of the legislation that comes out is often a little bit weird, and sometimes hallucinatory. That's life in Cain G LoL Anr v0, and we like it here! | |
The Eternal Springtime of Cain M J339A v0 | The WA today revealed that we are now the 297th Most Obese nation in the World, and 696th in the ranking for Beverage Sales. We're not concerned. This is just a side effect of our pizza-based diet. Pizza and Ecola are sacraments as far as we are concerned, and we honor the great Chef in the sky by consuming as much of both as possible. Hallelujah! | |
via Rocain Museum | The Nomadic Peoples of Rocain Exhibit Style Scrooge | Greetings from your sister region, Rocain Museum! We are out to prove that we are just Rocainians like you, and can match your achievements easily. For instance, this nation is only one day old, and already we rank 580th for Least Business Subsidization and #631 for Lowest Human Development Index. This is just the start of what we believe will be an illustrious national career! |
The Wretched Rebels of Cain M Imb v0 | Today will always be remembered as the day we became 894th in the World for Most Authoritarian. How do we know this? Well, we have it on very good authority, namely, ours! | |
via Rocain Museum | The Nomadic Peoples of Rocain Exhibit Style Scrooge | Today, our rumored-to-exist nation was honored for having the 550th Lowest Human Development Index and the 341st Smallest Government in the World. That's all we got to say. I'm going back to bed now. |
via Rocain Daycare | The Rogue Nation of Cain M N00 v0 | Our naughty nation today became #462 in the World for Least Book Publishing. We don't care what that old biddy Rocain Nanny has to say about it, reading is just a waste of time. Everyone can spend their time in military training instead, unless they're too young for that, in which place they can play military Video Games instead to get prepared for their future. (Note to Self: Don't ban Video Games!) |
via Rocain Museum | The Nomadic Peoples of Rocain Exhibit Style Scrooge | Back so soon? Why, yes! We now have the 231st Smallest Government in the World! The rest of you fools can fight over Most Obese, we're going for Skinniest! |
The Misguided Rebels of Cain M Imo v0 | We are happy to report that our anti-poetry campaign is really working. Today, the WA reported that we are now the 926th Most Uncultured nation in the World. Good! All that poetry and song were distracting people from the really important stuff, like watching the SuddenDeathBall International Finals! Go Imoland Maniacs! |