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And who is Joe?

I will have this nation here, fitting with the theme of capitalism, and Alanis Star will be moving to AWF, or perhaps even to other regions. Idk, it's a vagrant!

See ya guys around, but at the same time, I am still here!

*visible Imperialist angr*

Kyavan wrote:

*visible Imperialist angr*

*Visible "Port Arthur not belonging to Ukraniumstan and forfeiture of 57.5% of all your mineral wealth" capitalism*

greetings

We communicate the receipt of TG from The Chuck on the issue of [region] Independent Nations [/ region] and we are ready to collaborate.

Satra has been banned from the region, which indicates his return is unlikely

*wave*

Greetings from The Labyrinth! I am here to let you know that normally a region with less than 20 nations would be subject to embassy closure, but Northern Ocean is one of few exceptions The Labyrinth has made. At least in The Labyrinth, we see Northern Ocean as a friend. I hope you are all doing well ... and even if you aren't subject to our embassy policy, I'll leave it here in case you want to read it.

- Portugal Is Great, Secretary of Foreign Affairs for The Labyrinth

The Labyrinth Embassy Policy

by The Loyal Servant of The Clerk of The Labyrinth

THE LABYRINTH'S EMBASSY POLICY (2020)

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1. The Labyrinth will not accept embassy applications from regions with less than 20 members, unless an exception is made by the Secretary of Foreign Affairs, WA Delegate, Queen, or King.

2. The Labyrinth will not accept embassy applications from regions with extremist views, such as fascist, nazi, communist, or anarchist regions.

3. Any regions applying for embassies with The Labyrinth must have a regional government.

4. Any regions applying for embassies with The Labyrinth must have a discord, and it is greatly appreciated if an ambassador is sent to our discord.

5. Any regions applying for embassies must have no posts older than 15 days old on the front page of their RMB. Again, exceptions may be made.

6. The Labyrinth may close embassies at any time should these requirements fail to be met by embassy regions.

7. Any regions wishing to apply for embassies must first telegram the Secretary of Foreign Affairs, otherwise the application will be declined.

- Portugal Is Great, Secretary of Foreign Affairs, The Labyrinth

Please see Regions Not Subject to The Labyrinth's Embassy Policy

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Hi, with over 250 embassies, the process I have for delivering news has become too inefficient. I feel bad for doing this, but I'm going to streamline by closing our embassies. If you'd rather keep the embassy open, please let me know on The NewsStand RMB.

If you want to keep up with the news, you can always add The NewsStand to your dossier, and catch up whenever suits.

Thanks for having had the embassy with us. It has genuinely meant a lot to have had your support for so long.

To the disparate maritime regimes of Northern Ocean:

Never did I think that such a sheer volume of capitalist filth could be concentrated into such a small and pathetic space. The squalor and destitution of your environments is only matched by the greed of your leaderships. Let there be no mistake: I despise every single one of your failed, exploitative administrations. They have done nothing but lower the standards of living for many, whilst the heathen spending and materialism of your people degrades the moral fibre of their being. The very fact that this collective has the audacity to exist is to be abhorred as a grim reminder of life's shortcomings. Everything about you makes me sick, and it should do the same to any sane human being.

That said, South Reinkalistan will be making immediate arrangements to align itself with Northern Ocean in the future.

With respect,

Mozhkin Turaniski
Premier of the Social Tosdodanist Party
Prime Commissar of the People's Federation

Hello Northern Ocean, my name is PeePeePooPooCaCa and I come from The Labyrinth. I’m starting this new stock market with companies from nations in embassy regions of the Labyrinth. It will help you get money and improve relations with us. If you’re interested, please send me a telegram containing your company/companies’ name(s) and what type of company they are (ex. fishing, gambling, technology etc.). The stock market will be updated every Sunday and I’ll post updated stocks here on the RMB. Please telegram me if you have any questions.