Northern Ocean

Hi, with over 250 embassies, the process I have for delivering news has become too inefficient. I feel bad for doing this, but I'm going to streamline by closing our embassies. If you'd rather keep the embassy open, please let me know on The NewsStand RMB.

If you want to keep up with the news, you can always add The NewsStand to your dossier, and catch up whenever suits.

Thanks for having had the embassy with us. It has genuinely meant a lot to have had your support for so long.

To the disparate maritime regimes of Northern Ocean:

Never did I think that such a sheer volume of capitalist filth could be concentrated into such a small and pathetic space. The squalor and destitution of your environments is only matched by the greed of your leaderships. Let there be no mistake: I despise every single one of your failed, exploitative administrations. They have done nothing but lower the standards of living for many, whilst the heathen spending and materialism of your people degrades the moral fibre of their being. The very fact that this collective has the audacity to exist is to be abhorred as a grim reminder of life's shortcomings. Everything about you makes me sick, and it should do the same to any sane human being.

That said, South Reinkalistan will be making immediate arrangements to align itself with Northern Ocean in the future.

With respect,

Mozhkin Turaniski
Premier of the Social Tosdodanist Party
Prime Commissar of the People's Federation

Hello Northern Ocean, my name is PeePeePooPooCaCa and I come from The Labyrinth. I’m starting this new stock market with companies from nations in embassy regions of the Labyrinth. It will help you get money and improve relations with us. If you’re interested, please send me a telegram containing your company/companies’ name(s) and what type of company they are (ex. fishing, gambling, technology etc.). The stock market will be updated every Sunday and I’ll post updated stocks here on the RMB. Please telegram me if you have any questions.

O Consejho das Linguas Construís à yegá pra'yevar t'armas.

The Council of Constructed Languages has arrived to take your weapons.

Kowani wrote:

O Consejho das Linguas Construís à yegá pra'yevar t'armas.

The Council of Constructed Languages has arrived to take your weapons.

Greetings Kowani, you are no longer in a safe space, please take this... *hands you a vest and a loaded automatic rifle*

The Chuck wrote:

Greetings Kowani, you are no longer in a safe space, please take this... *hands you a vest and a loaded automatic rifle*

Sou pacifista.

I'm a pacifist.

Kowani wrote:

Sou pacifista.

I'm a pacifist.

They aren't pacifists... *pokes at an angry xenophobic mob with anti Kowanian signs* :P

Kowani wrote:

O Consejho das Linguas Construís à yegá pra'yevar t'armas.

The Council of Constructed Languages has arrived to take your weapons.

Over my dead f#cking body. You'll have to pry them from our cold, dead hands.

The Batavia wrote:

Over my dead f#cking body. You'll have to pry them from our cold, dead hands.

And even then, good luck! Because we would have glued them to our cold, dead hands!

The Chuck wrote:

They aren't pacifists... *pokes at an angry xenophobic mob with anti Kowanian signs* :P

Q’pena.
What a shame.

Synne Industries wrote:

And even then, good luck! Because we would have glued them to our cold, dead hands!

Á Frankenstein senpre faz falta ma’maos…
Frankenstein always needs more hands…