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The Planetary Federation of Independent Mercury

Calption wrote:Finally, thanks mercury, I can now make some noodle soup with fowl meat!

yes



The Something of Calption

Greater gyelidor wrote:Could you not be so rude to your employees? Tell me you don't think Steak & Ch- Chi- the C word would go great with some teriyaki sauce on like a stick?

You could always say fowl meat instead of the word that starts with Chi.

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The Something of Calption

Greater gyelidor wrote:Fowl meat is better.

I found the loophole

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via The South Pacific

The steak naxis

Greater gyelidor wrote:Interesting... We must cleanse them of the C word... Laughs maniacally

Muahhahahaahha! Now, no more evil laugh. Anyway, bye! *tries your steak and loves it* Delicious! Anyway, must go,

Greater gyelidor and Independent Mercury

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The Planetary Federation of Independent Mercury

The steak naxis wrote:Muahhahahaahha! Now, no more evil laugh. Anyway, bye! *tries your steak and loves it* Delicious! Anyway, must go,

Heh, that wasn't steak, that was chicken

Calption, Greater gyelidor, and The steak naxis

The Something of Calption

Independent Mercury wrote:Heh, that wasn't steak, that was chicken

You should have said fowl meat instead

The Planetary Federation of Independent Mercury

Calption wrote:You should have said fowl meat instead

CHICKEN

The Something of Calption

Independent Mercury wrote:CHICKEN

you should begin to barricade the doors

The Democratic Republic of Hundermenschen

Greater gyelidor wrote:Medium rare...

Medium rare chicken

The Planetary Federation of Independent Mercury

Hundermenschen wrote:Medium rare chicken

Nah, fry it to a crisp.

The Democratic Republic of Hundermenschen

Independent Mercury wrote:Nah, fry it to a crisp.

Human immune systems can't handle the rawness.

The Planetary Federation of Independent Mercury

Hundermenschen wrote:Human immune systems can't handle the rawness.

Human immune system knows how to make good food.

The Democratic Republic of Hundermenschen

Independent Mercury wrote:Human immune system knows how to make good food.

Aye-yeah cooked is better... if it comes to it we can eat meats raw.

The Planetary Federation of Independent Mercury

There's a bright dawn ahead for Independent Mercury, the Intelligence services are renowned for their godless ways, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and autocrats are persona non grata. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Independent Mercury's national animal is the Space Rock and its national religion is Anti-Corruption Socialism.

Perfect

The Something of Calption

Independent Mercury wrote:There's a bright dawn ahead for Independent Mercury, the Intelligence services are renowned for their godless ways, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and autocrats are persona non grata. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Independent Mercury's national animal is the Space Rock and its national religion is Anti-Corruption Socialism.

Perfect

Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, 90% of active duty CAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Calption's national animal is the Yellow capped Fungus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
... this is normal, right?

The Democratic Republic of Hundermenschen

Independent Mercury wrote:There's a bright dawn ahead for Independent Mercury, the Intelligence services are renowned for their godless ways, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and autocrats are persona non grata. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Independent Mercury's national animal is the Space Rock and its national religion is Anti-Corruption Socialism.

Perfect

I'm surprised on how ours is coming along... it's been a rough journey.

The Planetary Federation of Independent Mercury

Calption wrote:Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, 90% of active duty CAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Calption's national animal is the Yellow capped Fungus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
... this is normal, right?

90% of active duty CAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.

Oh my

The Democratic Republic of Hundermenschen

Independent Mercury wrote:90% of active duty CAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.

Oh my

Now that is a problem.

The Something of Calption

Independent Mercury wrote:90% of active duty CAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.

Oh my

But think of the increase in S.A. and df!

The Planetary Federation of Independent Mercury

Calption wrote:But think of the increase in S.A. and df!

Im not complaining, those that got laid off now have other jobs that are made because of the drone replacement, like maintenance, manufacturing, and programming!

The Something of Calption

Independent Mercury wrote:Im not complaining, those that got laid off now have other jobs that are made because of the drone replacement, like maintenance, manufacturing, and programming!

It's non cannon though, I don't think issues should be cannon is this RP

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