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The Storm of Altino

New morsland wrote:great… the main characters from How I Met Your Mother are trying to save me… maybe plot armour will help lmao

I mean. Barney could probably save you in a pinch. He seems to have connections.

New Lablerith, Bingusell, and New morsland

The Republic of Lutzite

Heya Karma!! It's time for another Fridate :D

today we are playing magic vending machine. It works like this.

The person above you puts something into the magic vending machine and you tell them what comes out.

For example you put a flower vase in the machine.Then the next person might be like

"The machine slurps up your flower vase, then in a puff of smoke it becomes a old, shrivelled tree. The front of the machine opens like a door and out walks your very own Aegis! Congratulations".

Anyway lets get this fridate started 🎉

*puts an electric blanket into the vending machine*

Chi Ari, New Lablerith, Bingusell, and Aphextwinland



Aphextwinland

Lutzite wrote:Heya Karma!! It's time for another Fridate :D

today we are playing magic vending machine. It works like this.

The person above you puts something into the magic vending machine and you tell them what comes out.

For example you put a flower vase in the machine.Then the next person might be like

"The machine slurps up your flower vase, then in a puff of smoke it becomes a old, shrivelled tree. The front of the machine opens like a door and out walks your very own Aegis! Congratulations".

Anyway lets get this fridate started 🎉

*puts an electric blanket into the vending machine*

I put the mug in the magic vending machine, because I couldn't think of a better one(

The Storm of Altino

Aphextwinland wrote:I put the mug in the magic vending machine

The machine sucks the mug up and pours room temperature coffee all over the ground.

I put a mop into the machine.

New Lablerith, Lutzite, Bingusell, and Aphextwinland

The Fertilized Mountains of The Litterbox

Altino wrote:The machine sucks the mug up and pours room temperature coffee all over the ground.

I put a mop into the machine.

Machine spits out a Caution! Wet Floor sign.

I put a dead mouse in the machine

The Republic of Lutzite

The Litterbox wrote:Machine spits out a Caution! Wet Floor sign.

I put a dead mouse in the machine

A bolt of lightning strikes the machine. People who play with the laws of nature have to face horrors of their own creation.

It's alive, it's alive! You've created Frankenmouse.

I put a sad song into the machine.

Chi Ari, New Lablerith, Bingusell, and Aphextwinland

The Pirate Archipelago Nation of Kayestha

Lutzite wrote:A bolt of lightning strikes the machine. People who play with the laws of nature have to face horrors of their own creation.

It's alive, it's alive! You've created Frankenmouse.

I put a sad song into the machine.

Orchestra comes out of the machine.

I put playing cards in the machine.

New morsland

Altino wrote:I mean. Barney could probably save you in a pinch. He seems to have connections.

Maybe if the kidnappers are female he could help 👀

… unless they’re fat, in which case RIP.
Also glad to see another HIMYM fan!

Coliantia

Kayestha wrote:Orchestra comes out of the machine.

I put playing cards in the machine.

Your mom's credit card comes out of the machine.

I put a five-month old dog into the machine.

The Raving Wormy Republic of Bingusell

*holds cage full of owls with devious intent*

Nanualele, Altino, Chi Ari, New Lablerith, and 3 othersLutzite, Coliantia, and New morsland

New morsland

Coliantia wrote:Your mom's credit card comes out of the machine.

I put a five-month old dog into the machine.

Out comes “smile dog”. Now he follows you around every night. Don’t look it up.

I put an Obunga, an elephant and a copy of the game “Halo Infinite” into the machine.

The Storm of Altino

Bingusell wrote:*holds cage full of owls with devious intent*

No! Monster!

New morsland wrote:Out comes “smile dog”. Now he follows you around every night. Don’t look it up.

I put an Obunga, an elephant and a copy of the game “Halo Infinite” into the machine.

The machine spits out a copy of the Jumanji game and laughs menacingly.

I put three paper clips into the machine.

The Fertilized Mountains of The Litterbox

Altino wrote:No! Monster!

The machine spits out a copy of the Jumanji game and laughs menacingly.

I put three paper clips into the machine.

The machine gives you a red Swingline stapler.

I stuff in 10 boxes of cereal. All of them opened.

Rebob

Hi Karma community, so how's everyone doing 😃

Altino, New Lablerith, Bingusell, Coliantia, and 1 otherNew morsland

Coliantia

Hi there Rebob! Not much, and you?

Virrecich

Rebob wrote:Hi Karma community, so how's everyone doing 😃

Sleepy. Like literally I’ve been sleeping this entire summer.

New Lablerith, Bingusell, Coliantia, and Rebob



Coliantia

Indeed, summer's been pretty boring.



The Fertilized Mountains of The Litterbox

Best parts about summer...

Taking my cat for a stroll outside, and the thunderstorms.

But not at the same time. 😏

New Lablerith, Bingusell, and Coliantia

The Raving Wormy Republic of Bingusell

The Litterbox wrote:The machine gives you a red Swingline stapler.

I stuff in 10 boxes of cereal. All of them opened.

It spits it back out, along with a 3-page essay on how milk should go first.

I put in a "Definitely-not-a-bomb".



Coliantia

Bingusell wrote:It spits it back out, along with a 3-page essay on how milk should go first.

I put in a "Definitely-not-a-bomb".

The machine spits out a bomb two seconds from exploding. It then explodes in your face as a lesson not to put milk before cereal.

I put in a T-34.

New Lablerith, Lutzite, Bingusell, and Maksim land



New morsland

Hey everyone, time of a QOTD!

What are SOME really funny YouTube videos and/or really fun YouTubers?
I’ll start, Matt Rose is f*cking hilarious, all of his videos are brilliant 😂.

The Pirate Archipelago Nation of Kayestha

New morsland wrote:Hey everyone, time of a QOTD!

What are SOME really fun YouTube videos and/or really fun YouTubers?
I’ll start, Matt Rose is f*cking hilarious, all of his videos are brilliant 😂.

Mr Beast.

Barlonatar, The Litterbox, New Lablerith, Lutzite, and 2 othersBingusell, and New morsland

The People's Republic of Rathanur

New morsland wrote:Hey everyone, time of a QOTD!

What are SOME really fun YouTube videos and/or really fun YouTubers?
I’ll start, Matt Rose is f*cking hilarious, all of his videos are brilliant 😂.

Probably my favorite Youtubers in terms of quality of content (though not necessarily humor) is any of the channels of Timeghost (The Great War, World War Two, etc.)

Barlonatar, The Litterbox, New Lablerith, Lutzite, and 2 othersBingusell, and New morsland

Virrecich

New morsland wrote:Hey everyone, time of a QOTD!

What are SOME really fun YouTube videos and/or really fun YouTubers?
I’ll start, Matt Rose is f*cking hilarious, all of his videos are brilliant 😂.

Mr Beast, Tyler Olivera, Clique Productions, KOT4Q, and YoBoy Pizza are my personal favorite youtubers in humor and quality.

Barlonatar, The Litterbox, New Lablerith, Lutzite, and 2 othersBingusell, and New morsland



Maksim land

New morsland wrote:Hey everyone, time of a QOTD!

What are SOME really fun YouTube videos and/or really fun YouTubers?
I’ll start, Matt Rose is f*cking hilarious, all of his videos are brilliant 😂.

These days I mostly watch Cassady campbell, Nelk and Sunday(mtvjesse)

Barlonatar, The Litterbox, New Lablerith, Lutzite, and 2 othersBingusell, and New morsland

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