Imperium FigariumBoard

Awesome... I guess...

Hooray for safety!

We must make Imperium Figarium perfectly safe.

I agree 100% with you. As your delegate, I am enacting a new law across the entire region: No Dangerous Things. I believe this law will make Imperium Figarium a safer place to be.

Your whole nation seems to be a big violation of this law. o.O
Also, yay for almost most beautiful environments! My tourism is thriving!

Nah, as long as the government has control of said "unsafe things", their perfectly safe.

Assuming I'm in a good mood.

*they're

And 'Hooray' for being in the top 5% pf politically apathetic countries.

No, I think it's because of the weather. No one likes sunshine.

You should ban it. Very scary, that is. Causes a lot of cancer.

I tried my best to ban it, but with your own personal ozone hole it's a bit hard.

And when I put "their perfectly safe" in my last post, I meant it. Weapons are people too.

I attempted to add culture into the mix and got shunted down the Extremist list. Time to shove it back up to intolerance to everything and gasoline-soaked wastelands.

I'm the most extreme? Who told them that, I'll have him executed!

EASTER EGGS FOR EVERYBODY!

The WA acts are all so terrible lately...And they're all going to pass...<_<

I'm voting against them has hard as I can, but I was informed that I can only vote once. :(

Indeed. If only our votes hit harder! We must hit harder!!
Also, my cat is cute.

Oh, no! Civil Rights just went up! For you, too, doom.

Dammit! It's taken forever to get them down! Now my police force has less excuses to brutally beat people!

Second worst weather?! I must surpass The Floating Cities of Doomiedoomiedoom!
Also, raising my civil rights, reducing political freedoms, and attempting to revive the economy by continuing my private sector policies.

If you really want to beat me for worst weather, you need to get rid of that thing you call an "atmosphere". It can be a real hindrance when you're shooting for toxic and/or dangerous living conditions.

And you people wonder why do you get no tourists. <.<

You mean efficient working conditions. Also, what is a tourist? Is it a slave?

No, a tourist is a natural resource which can be milked by businesses for cash, or burned by the government to quench the ever-growing thirst for energy.

Most of our tourists usually get lost in the great Doomian Jungle. Every time there's a tourism boom, the flesh eating tree population has a strange increase.

Half the deaths in my nation are caused by cancer, but that's just a cover up to hush up the nuclear zombies coming out of all the waste dumps. I mean, death caused by byproducts of a source that could have also caused cancer is basically the same as death by cancer. With more putrid, mutated flesh.