Greatest Unojo
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: 
The Robot Army of Unojoish Null
Last WA Update:
Embassies: Amalgamated Federation, Albosiac, Neuwish Parlament Center, The Eclipse, Chicken overlords, Fredonia, and TNA HQ.
Tags: Conservative, Fascist, Feminist, Human-Only, Puppet Storage, Religious, Small, Theocratic, and Totalitarian.
Greatest Unojo contains 8 nations, the 2,600th most in the world.
Activity • History • Rank • Administration
Today's World Census Report
The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in Greatest Unojo
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
As a region, Greatest Unojo is ranked 11,297th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
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| 1. |  The ARA ARA Colony of Unojoish Zealand | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We are still North islanders, thank to the slaves.” | |
| 2. |  The Robot Army of Unojoish Null | Iron Fist Consumerists | “What's the Fun without a struggle?” | |
| 3. |  The Colony of Sierte | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Pain” | |
| 4. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Rodger | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Exploration throughout the dimensions!” | |
| 5. |  The Colony of Unojoish Borneo | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Turtism in the Unojoish realm.” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of Kaiser Zeu | Iron Fist Consumerists | “For La Saney! For The Kaiser!” | |
| 7. |  The Colony of Arrozia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Glory to The Empire!” | |
| 8. |  The Dominion of Slin Uno | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Monarchy! Monarchy! Monarchy!” |
Regional Happenings
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The Dominion of Kaiser Zeu added a dispatch.
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The Unojoish Rep of Unojoish North Kuril Islands departed this region for TNA HQ.
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The Fiefdom of Zeu departed this region for The South Pacific.
- : The Fiefdom of Zeu arrived from Third Imperial Union.
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The Dominion of Slin Uno arrived from TNA HQ.
- : The Dominion of Kaiser Zeu arrived from TNA HQ.
- : Embassy established between Fredonia and Greatest Unojo.
- : Embassy established between TNA HQ and Greatest Unojo.
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The Malnjist Queendom of Unojo agreed to construct embassies with Fredonia.
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The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos of the region Fredonia proposed constructing embassies.
Greatest Unojo Regional Message Board
Messages from regional members are co-ordinated here.
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 The Colony of Sierte | In January of 2021, Jake Henderson, a 20 year old slave, was shot and killed for disobeying orders. Many have been outraged by this. Some call for slavery to be banned in the colony, maybe even all of Unojo. Some think the public should not have guns because Unojo doesn't have public weapons. Some think that the colonies shouldn't choose how they rule themselves and have some type of mainland controlled (La Saney has full control or they have Mainland "elected" governors/MS[minisaney, still working on the name]). This case is going to be handled not by poll, but Malnja herself. Malnja: Jake Henderson. He was a tourist who was visiting the location and was arrested/enslaved in late 2020 for plotting against the Saney. After what some claim to be a mental breakdown, Henderson was killed to prevent the others from being hurt in the meltdown. This has sparked a split in the colonies and ask me to sort it out. Sanpai Hadrian: La Sa- Malnja: Hadrian, I got this. Just shut up. After looking into it, I have decided to make a new set of laws by the name of the Zelandian Slave Laws or ZSL ZSL: Who controls what for the colonies Colonies Control:
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 The Colony of Arrozia | This is insane! International Unojoish News Service (IUNS) #1  Hello Everyone, welcome to the first official International Unojoish News Service (or from now on IUNS) publication/news stories. This station is to show the outside world about the happening in Unojo. It shows that we are open! (but the Unojoish public don't see it, thus, it's in english.) This show is ran by me, Carlia Rey! I was going to have another person with me, but politics lead to them being executed. Arrozian Violence During a drafting of military members to fight in the 2nd Neuwish Civil War, an Arrozian refused to take the vow to work for Difemanim and La Saney. The recruiting officer was "supposedly" shot by them and lead to a shootout between Recruiters and Arrozians. Some consider it an example of racial violence in the empire, other consider it another insurrection, either way, some call for the mainland to intervene. Some say it's colony rule, others say they mess with the mainland. Either way, the Newly reestablished Parlagresso will sort it out. page=dispatch/id=1490164 Above are the rules on how a colony shall govern itself The Parlagresso have coined up the idea of annexing Arrozia into Mainland Unojo. An anonymous member states "They won't be able to self govern if they get annexed." After consideration by our beautiful and ever so holy Saney Malnja, She decided to instead rank them as Sub Colonial (Colonja). This status makes them below the mainland, but can't have ZSC apply to them. Arrozians got mad, but with a friendly reminder that most of Unojoish people work in the military and they have Hydrogen bombs... soooo yeah. Neuwland's Little War If you didn't know, Neuwland (New Unojo, Conjointist New Unojo, Workers Neuwish Republic, and Inkco) is having a civil war. Due to the correct people wanting us to annex them, Soldiers have been sent to fight in the war. We have a lot to say about it, so let's go. El Nuevo Unojo flag is now the second Unojoish war flag (first being Unojoish Null's). A troop from one of the sides has started a cult that seems to be a mockery of Conjointism. while they don't have a name, they say that a man named Kyle Scottworth fell into freezing water and met god. Their depiction of God seems to be Difemanim, which conjointist know is fake. Scottworth claims to be the Son of the God and brainwashed some troops to join him. Malnja states about the subject, "Scottworth and his happy go lucky band of traitors are enemies of the state for such blasphemy!" More about the group of cultist is to be talked about later. (This non biased article is sponsored by Future Science! Help them help you, and visit your nearest facility to see how you can help! On another note, the character of the day is Mallery Sucram.) The S.O.D group of the war has tried to talk Unojo out of the war, but got a response from minister of war Emma says For those who don't know, the Order of the saint Dumas is participating in the civil war. To some, this is awful, to others, this seems awful.
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 The ARA ARA Colony of Unojoish Zealand | MY hat, is bent. | |
 The Nomadic Peoples of Rodger | Oh, I gotta bent hat. | |
| The Colony of Arrozia | 50th day that Malnja has been in power. | |
via The Eclipse |  The Confederacy of Rayata Island | Well hello there |
| The Colony of Arrozia | BREAKING NEWS: According to Unojo, Nothing happened today. | |
| The Robot Army of Unojoish Null | Correct Monday, March 8, 2021, 12:30, In Unojo, in Cambos City, on Wriot Street, absolutely nothing happened. Nobody escaped from a nearby GWSHD. Nobody (especial anyone with ASD) was horribly tortured and killed. Anyone whose name is Hojn Iret does not exist and the name should be deemed unusably. If anyone asks about Hojn Iret or if they asked what happened on Monday, March 8, 2021, 12:30, In Unojo, tell them nothing happened. Nothing happened... Nothing happened... Nothing happened... Nothing happened... | |
via TNA HQ |  The Republic of Loundy | Interesting |
via TNA HQ |  The Colony of The Stickmin Imperial Colony | This place is deader than the dreamcast |
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