East AsiaWorld Census

The Most Primitive in East Asia

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, East Asia is ranked 24,165th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Peoples Democratic Republic of TaosunPsychotic Dictatorship“Eating seeds is a pastime activity”
2.The Hermit Kingdom of NorktopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“We Will Go to Mount Paektu”
3.The Republic of GhejiInoffensive Centrist Democracy“God bless the Undying Nation”
4.The Constitutional Monarchy of DongmeiInoffensive Centrist Democracy“One cannot have both the fish and the bear’s paw.”
5.The East Asian Founding Empire of Imperial NepalCorporate Police State“For the Nepalese Dominion and our Empress!”
6.The Ancient Korean Kingdom of ShibjeInoffensive Centrist Democracy“온조가 한강에 세운 국가”
7.The Republic of JinchuriaCorporate Bordello“Built with strenght, founded by hope”
8.The Republic of Holy Yup ChardingramuthsaDemocratic Socialists“From Many, One”
9.The Federal Republic of Quk-YeniseyMoralistic Democracy“One from Many”
10.The Kingdom of JapanztCapitalizt“Twirling Toward Freedom”
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