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Cranberry Koranz wrote:

Ok, I'll give you another chance :P who's there?

This joke is not funny AND I will loose :(((((((

LeafyCranberry wrote:

This joke is not funny AND I will loose :(((((((

"This joke is not funny AND I will loose :(((((((" who? :)

Cranberry Koranz wrote:

"This joke is not funny AND I will loose :(((((((" who? :)

My juicy mmm mmmm yes yee yee fart

LeafyCranberry wrote:

My juicy mmm mmmm yes yee yee fart

aah yes, the peak of comedy 🤌

LeafyCranberry wrote:

My juicy mmm mmmm yes yee yee fart

Better than the last one: 6/10 Simon cowell noises intensify

Cranberry Koranz knock knock

The Acolyte Confederacy wrote:

Cranberry Koranz knock knock

Who's there

Cranberry Koranz wrote:

Who's there

i

The Acolyte Confederacy wrote:

i

i who?

Cranberry Koranz wrote:

i who?

I Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended

The Acolyte Confederacy wrote:

I Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended

No idea what the heck I just read, but it's a better joke than leafy's. So... The Acolyte Confederacy... What kind of weapons do you want... And where should I send my soldiers? >:)

Btw you know dragonland from Wintreath? Well, not wintreath bc they got banned. Shame, imo

Cranberry Koranz wrote:

No idea what the heck I just read, but it's a better joke than leafy's. So... The Acolyte Confederacy... What kind of weapons do you want... And where should I send my soldiers? >:)

Btw you know dragonland from Wintreath? Well, not wintreath bc they got banned. Shame, imo

They got banned?

LeafyCranberry wrote:

They got banned?

Yeah. Not sure about stigya's motives, but yeah. I think it might've been something to do with the rp holy spire and some others were doing about harvesting dragon fur

Cranberry Koranz wrote:

No idea what the heck I just read, but it's a better joke than leafy's. So... The Acolyte Confederacy... What kind of weapons do you want... And where should I send my soldiers? >:)

Btw you know dragonland from Wintreath? Well, not wintreath bc they got banned. Shame, imo

Its a joke made for Americans, the founding fathers basically founded the US and were very important. Its a joke about the 2nd amendment, which was written when we had muskets, so thats what the founding fathers intended. And, help me attack through the city I talked about in that one dispatch, and I need tankies

Cranberry Koranz wrote:

Yeah. Not sure about stigya's motives, but yeah. I think it might've been something to do with the rp holy spire and some others were doing about harvesting dragon fur

stigya is killing wintreath honestly, he should warn them, which im assuming he didnt, (he didnt warn me when he banned me). i dont think stigya is doing it on purpose, but he is definitely starting to kill it.

The Acolyte Confederacy wrote:

stigya is killing wintreath honestly, he should warn them, which im assuming he didnt, (he didnt warn me when he banned me). i dont think stigya is doing it on purpose, but he is definitely starting to kill it.

I apologized to him but now that I'm thinking about WTH IS WRONG WITH TALKING ABOUT DRAGON FUR?! In Kaiserreich the rules ain't strict at all I think I could even triple post there. Maybe we should invite Dragoland on an alt

The Acolyte Confederacy wrote:

Its a joke made for Americans, the founding fathers basically founded the US and were very important. Its a joke about the 2nd amendment, which was written when we had muskets, so thats what the founding fathers intended. And, help me attack through the city I talked about in that one dispatch, and I need tankies

Oh. Me no understand americanyes jok. Anyway I will send tanks to the borderlands and we will also supply you with 5000 troops.

The Acolyte Confederacy wrote:

stigya is killing wintreath honestly, he should warn them, which im assuming he didnt, (he didnt warn me when he banned me). i dont think stigya is doing it on purpose, but he is definitely starting to kill it.

No warning

LeafyCranberry wrote:

I apologized to him but now that I'm thinking about WTH IS WRONG WITH TALKING ABOUT DRAGON FUR?! In Kaiserreich the rules ain't strict at all I think I could even triple post there. Maybe we should invite Dragoland on an alt

No what I'm saying is that they were ganging up on dragon and abusing their people by cloning and farming them like animals rather than civilised populace

LeafyCranberry wrote:

I apologized to him but now that I'm thinking about WTH IS WRONG WITH TALKING ABOUT DRAGON FUR?! In Kaiserreich the rules ain't strict at all I think I could even triple post there. Maybe we should invite Dragoland on an alt

I might join Kaiserreich, i quite like history, (specifically late 1800s, and all of the 1900s lol) and sure, dragon cranberries!

I've been talking to dragon and they're feeling really down. If I fall asleep soon, will any of you guys be there to support them? Thanks.

Cranberry Koranz wrote:

I've been talking to dragon and they're feeling really down. If I fall asleep soon, will any of you guys be there to support them? Thanks.

Is there a way I can?

LeafyCranberry wrote:

Is there a way I can?

Just talk if they need (through TGs). Night everyone!

bean burrito from taco bell

The Acolyte Confederacy wrote:

bean burrito from taco bell

Boutta drop a nuclear bomb in the toilet

bro koranz is like the tgn of cranberrian states, I post and 2 seconds later he likes it