Corporate States of America

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Zero Satisfaction Guarantee of Comcast-Xfinity

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Most Nations: 786th Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,253rd Most Avoided: 2,476th
World Factbook Entry

This are the CSA. So, what is the CSA?

Itís the rat race and the rats are winning. The corporate, soulless rats of America!

Today, more than 80% of workers are said to be dissatisfied with their job or company.

With a private industry workforce of over 107 million, something is seriously wrong in CSA when 85 million workers are unhappy to the point of jumping ship or off a building.

The Corporate States of America are run in the final analysis to lose everything for all participants. Look at the freaking world. It's gone to HELL!

They'll take your self respect and your remaining time. Which in the end are the most valuable things you have.

Do you keep worshiping these soulless rats, America? ...Or perhaps make some better choices tomorrow?

Embassies: Democracy, Christian Right, Black Angel Legion, Excelsior, XANADU, THE ROMAN COALITION, THE GUN CLUB, Greater Germany, The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, New India, ROBOTS, Ivy League, Moneylania, BENEVOLENT EMPIRE, Amazon, Donald Trump Land, and 2 others.Corporate Isles, and Dominions.

Tags: Featured and Medium.

Corporate States of America contains 22 nations, the 786th most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Fattest Citizens in Corporate States of America

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Corporate States of America is ranked 2,932nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Uday and Qusay Mgmt Slayings of H0me Desp0tCorporate Police State“If you can invade it, we can help!”
2.The Zero Satisfaction Guarantee of Comcast-XfinityCorporate Police State“We are currently having an issue, try again later”
3.The Thumbless Waffle Waitresses of Das Waffel SSFather Knows Best State“Das Waffel Haus Uber Alles - Death to IHOP!”
4.The Stressed Out Oppressed Peeps of Michaels Arts and CraftsCorporate Police State“Where creativity in keeping wages down happens!”
5.The Esophageal Pringle Canning of Prescott PharmaceuticalsCorporate Police State“We never test on animals... or anything else! ©”
6.The Stumped for Trump Flatulence of Bigot BoysCorporate Police State“Sponsors of Rushbo's AM Radio Hatefeast”
7.The Brain Hungering Customers of Zombie BurgerCompulsory Consumerist State“Where's the Grief?”
8.The Kaiser Willhelm Roll of Fuhrer KingIron Fist Consumerists“FK Kid's Meal includes toy RMS Lusitania”
9.The Carcinogenic Packed Smoke of CigarettesFather Knows Best State“Containing 69 chemicals that are known to cause cancer”
10.The Rh Negative Hematoma of Blood Bath and BeyondIron Fist Consumerists“Everything gets infected.... NOW I have paperwork to do”

Regional Happenings


Corporate States of America Regional Message Board

Messages from regional members are co-ordinated here.

The Decadent Life Style of Roseanne Fabrics

Drunkin Donuts wrote:Wanna work for us instead? Hmm? More sugar!?!

He's never worked! He just stands there.

The Union Busting Goon Squads of Fjord Motors

Roseanne Fabrics wrote:He's never worked! He just stands there.

Must be union member.

The Decadent Life Style of Roseanne Fabrics

Damn, this place is nicely weird.

The Braindead Business Decisions of Logo Fail

Roseanne Fabrics wrote:Damn, this place is nicely weird.

How about a nice safe logoectomy?

The Environment Wrecking Ooze of Exxon Moboil

Fjord Motors wrote:Must be union member.

not in my house

The Brain Hungering Customers of Zombie Burger

Exxon Moboil wrote:not in my house

let's abolish minimum wage laws... i should be able to get people to work for a penny an hour if they'll do it.

The Brain Hungering Customers of Zombie Burger

Where's the grief?

The Kaiser Willhelm Roll of Fuhrer King

Hey hey folks... our FK Kid's Meal now includes a toy RMS Lusitania and the King Ferdinand out of action figure!

The Braindead Business Decisions of Logo Fail

Remember our irritating jingle folks "Safe logo-ectomies are your only practical solution"!!!

The Uday and Qusay Mgmt Slayings of H0me Desp0t

And don't forget folks... if you can invade it, we can help!

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