Calexico and Mexicali

Governor: New san andreas republic

WA Delegate: The One Reality of Reich of the New World Order (elected )

Founder: New san andreas republic

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Largest Black Market: 435th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 602nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 603rd+14
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 936th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,013th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,176th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,216th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,373rd Lowest Crime Rates: 1,428th Largest Mining Sector: 1,481st Highest Poor Incomes: 1,684th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,841st Highest Average Incomes: 1,993rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,203rd Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,323rd Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,488th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,811th
World Factbook Entry

Founded by New san andreas republic after a two-day absinthe and cocaine binge while listening to El Sonidito on repeat, Calexico-Mexicali is a region vaguely and ambigiously dedicated to the best of the West Coast United States and Mexico.

Wear a massive oversized sombrero, speak incomprehensible and poorly-translated Spanish, drink tequila, fire at random passer-bys because you're hallucinating them as massive 7-foot-tall humanoid crows, do what you like!

Our National Anthems: LinkEl Jarabe Tapatio / LinkEl Sonidito - Hechizeros Band / LinkPitbull (ft. Chris Brown) - International Love

Are there rules? No, not really to be honest. Just do as much drugs as I do and we'll see what happens.



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    Meet Mr. Weston - The Enigmatic Owner of New Venturas...

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    The New San Andreas Republic Embassy Program (Experience The Hell For Yourself!)

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    San Andreas Department of Motor Vehicles Driving Test - Home Page

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    Welcome to Caligula's Legion, Profligate

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    The Journal Entries of Peter Gary Sullivan - The 'Mount Gordo Survivalist'

    FactbookMiscellaneous by New san andreas republic . 117 reads.

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    Welcome To The San Andreas National Park Service - "You Can Always Be More Bored!"

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Tags: Casual, F7er, Governorless, Liberal, Neutral, Parody, Post Apocalyptic, Puppet Storage, Silly, Small, Snarky, and Surreal.

Calexico and Mexicali contains 6 nations, the 3,693rd most in the world.

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Today's World Census Report

The Largest Cheese Export Sector in Calexico and Mexicali

Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.

As a region, Calexico and Mexicali is ranked 7,804th in the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of New Tri-City BayRight-wing Utopia“Bringing Back Civilization”
2.The One Reality of Reich of the New World OrderPsychotic Dictatorship“One vision, One Purpose, One Reality”
3.The Oh boy here I go splerging of The Epic Notepad of GrangerAirstrikeLeft-wing Utopia“Yes, this is literally a notepad... In Nation form.”
4.The Democratic Republic of FumingwanIron Fist Consumerists“Tranquility and Prosperity”
5.The Free Land of Helios PanoptesCivil Rights Lovefest“Fight On”
6.The Military-Police Junta of KarazicuFather Knows Best State“my honest reaction”

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Calexico and Mexicali Regional Message Board

Messages from regional members are co-ordinated here.

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The 15-2 Lions of Black Raven Movement

Burgerslandia wrote:Soo why's brm ignoring me

i don’t gotta say a word to this guy

get a load of this 😭

The Military-Police Junta of Karazicu

ah screwwit i'm coming back. let's see how this place has changed

via The Outer Rim

The Glasburg Archipelago of Socalist Republic Of Mercenaries

Karazicu wrote:ah screwwit i'm coming back. let's see how this place has changed

HOLY SIGMA YOU RESPAWNED !!!!!1111!!!

via Chessboard

The Viola of Gamma City

New san andreas republic's still around? I thought they'd been gone for a while.

Karazicu wrote:ah screwwit i'm coming back. let's see how this place has changed

Nice to see you back.

The Blessed Magocracy of Rozenthal

Black Raven Movement wrote:i took a break y’all what the fart happened

A bunch of kids larping as Fashies got liquidated by the mods. That's all.

The Republic of New Tri-City Bay

Hello, everyone.

The Blessed Magocracy of Rozenthal

New Tri-City Bay wrote:Hello, everyone.

Hello there! Apologies for the late reply.

The Republic of New Tri-City Bay

Rozenthal wrote:Hello there! Apologies for the late reply.

I actually came here to discuss some things with NSAR... who actually has CTE'd...

The Free Land of Helios Panoptes

New Tri-City Bay wrote:Hello, everyone.

I like your flag, what are you named after?

The Republic of New Tri-City Bay

Helios Panoptes wrote:I like your flag, what are you named after?

The city from NFS: Undercover.

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