Calexico and Mexicali

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Republic of New San Andreas Republic

Last WA Update:

Most Nations: 1,040th
World Factbook Entry

Founded by New San Andreas Republic after a two-day absinthe and cocaine binge while listening to El Sonidito on repeat, Calexico-Mexicali is a region vaguely and ambigiously dedicated to the best of the West Coast United States and Mexico.

Wear a massive oversized sombrero, speak incomprehensible and poorly-translated Spanish, drink tequila, fire at random passer-bys because you're hallucinating them as massive 7-foot-tall humanoid crows, do what you like!

Our National Anthems: LinkEl Jarabe Tapatio / LinkEl Sonidito - Hechizeros Band / LinkA Horse With No Name - America

Are there rules? No, not really to be honest. Just do as much drugs as I do and we'll see what happens.

Embassies: Fredonia, Guinea Kiribati, The Bar on the corner of every region, Gypsy Lands, Anglospheric Empire, Anime Girls, The Everlasting Kawaii Empire, The Illuminati, Bus Stop, Zombieland, Home Depot, Osakaland, Lewisham, Nintendo, Kingdom of Gilneas, United Otter Emirates, and 119 others.Alesia, Neo Otaku Utopia, SolarFlare, Letters and spaces, Northern Argaen Trade Organization, Princess Island, Regionless, United States of America, Minnesota, Union of South Africa, Iowa, South Carolina, Dublin, Illinois, 0000, Colorado, Massachusetts, North Dakota, Winnipeg, Train Station, Mexico City, Virginia, The Six Counties of Ulster, Mississippi, the Channel Islands, Georgia, United We Stand, Republic of China, North Carolina, Arizona, New Hampshire, Missouri, Cabo Verde, Washington, Nebraska, Just relax, Rhode Island, Prince Edward Island, Idaho, Cemetery, The Republic of California, Northwest Territories, Pennsylvania, Michigan, New Mexico, Chan Nations, Queensland, Kansas, White House, Nevada, Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Washington DC, Maryland, Kentucky, Wyoming, Utah, South China Sea, Republic of Pirates, Kingston, The Embassy, Newfoundland and Labrador, State of New York, Thanksgiving, Delaware, Valentine Day, Underworld, SenshaDo Federation, Belfast, Edinburgh, Heavenly Palace, FIFA Lands, Capitalist States, California, Confederation of the Mediterranean, United League of Nations, Veris Administrative Region, Nationstates Ski Resort, Chicken overlords, Bikini Islands, Council of Constructed Languages, Florida, The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality, Las Vegas, Long Island, 1980s America, Society of Commissioned Gentlemen, Republic of Cuba, Purgatory, Independence Hill, the Alliance Headquarters, Miami, 404 Not Found, THE TEMAPRATE ZONE, Reality, Groovy, Pax Nuclei, The Delta Quadrant, Standardly Uniformed Shenanigans, Krillin, Redundant Realm of Redundancy, Organization of United Sovereign States, Brave New America, The Giraffe Federation, Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem, Hadrians Wall, Corfu, Golden Eco Friendly, NationStatesHolics Anonymous, Mobius, A hellhole, Montrandecs Neighbours, The Three Isles, Empire of Empires, SetDef Invasion of Geneva, Meadowfields Puppet Storage, FR Puppet Dump Three Revenge of the Skip, Altistan, The Gulf of Mexico, and The Finntopian Region of DOOM.

Tags: Casual, Medium, Neutral, Parody, Post Apocalyptic, Silly, and Surreal.

Calexico and Mexicali contains 16 nations, the 1,040th most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Largest Publishing Industry in Calexico and Mexicali

The World Census tallied social media complaints from students regarding overpriced textbooks to determine which nations have the largest book publishing industries.

As a region, Calexico and Mexicali is ranked 12,378th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Californian StateLeft-Leaning College State“What is this, a Nationstates episode?”
2.The Republic of New San Andreas RepublicInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We won't be taxing, bureaucratic hypocrites forever!”
3.The Incorporated States of NSAR Baja TerritoriesCapitalizt“Taxing and bureaucratic - now in the hot Baja sun!”
4.The Theocracy of The Islamic EarthIron Fist Consumerists“أَشْهَدُ أَنْ لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ وَأَشْهَدُ أَ”
5.The Republic of KauzatCorrupt Dictatorship“LONG LIVE KAUZATIA!”
6.The Free Land of New Venturas StripCapitalizt“Venturas finally has soldiers worthy of protecting it!”
7.The Federation of WelastenlandDemocratic Socialists“Pepsi, Homeland, Liberty”
8.The Holy Empire of DanjumaPsychotic Dictatorship“Gud Bevare Danjuma”
9.The Dictatorship of Caligulas LegionPsychotic Dictatorship“Ista Quidem Vis Est”
10.The Community of Beaver Bush Ranger StationInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Remember, campers: you can always be more bored!”

Regional Happenings


Calexico and Mexicali Regional Message Board

Messages from regional members are co-ordinated here.

The Republic of New San Andreas Republic

Isola Perle wrote:Hello, this is Meadowfields, after New San Andreas Republic made a comment about this on Forum 7!
The Italian flag is currently a placeholder for the real national flag.

Hey there Meadowfields, you want your tequila enema now or after the service?

One of our few members who wasn't one of my puppets just died ;(

The Plague Stricken Country of The British Continuation Government

New San Andreas Republic wrote:Hey guys, Eros prime died. It seems our hombre did too much cocaine and ether at once and ended up choking death with their throat full of both the white stuff and the holy juice. Until he gets resusitated or someone gives him the Pulp Fiction treatment by jamming an adrenaline shot directly into their heart, we've lost a beloved member of the Calexico and Mexicali cartel.

I would invite all to participate in a tequila shot enema to mourn their passing. :(

*ugh... ugh... OH GOD right it's in there.

Happy trails, amigo. May you join your fellow party-goers in NS heaven one day.

I'll pour one out for the boy.

The Republic of New San Andreas Republic

The British Continuation Government wrote:I'll pour one out for the boy.

No, you'll pour one in if you don't want to be disrespectful at the site of this man's death.

The Republic of Kauzat

Aoooo-AAUUUGH, Shieeee... What'd I miss? I fell asleep for two days, I did too many barrels...

The Democratic States of The Lower 139

Dancing Jebediah is the worst, seriously...

Another alt account of Soveiniesberg here.

The Republic of Californian State
The Republic of Isola Perle

New San Andreas Republic wrote:Hey there Meadowfields, you want your tequila enema now or after the service?

One of our few members who wasn't one of my puppets just died ;(


The Democratic States of The Lower 139

I swear, if this region gets raided...

The Republic of New San Andreas Republic

The Lower 139 wrote:I swear, if this region gets raided...

Unless some hombres hack my account and forcibly give themselves executive powers, that isn't happening. Since you know... I'm the founder (cartel boss) with supreme unchecked cocaine-fueled powers, and you're my underlings who I let snort coke with me and hide in fear as I fire off my gun randomly. Any raiders who show up would just be annoyed since I keep ejecting and banning them.

The Estado de los EEUU of Estado Americano de Espana

ok whats up guys im going to make anime incredibly PATRIOTIC for the glorious MILITARY-ENTERTAINMENT-INDUSTRY COMPLEX

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