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Latino island

Off topic but oh well.

“lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post”

Why do I love this???

Vinmark kritarchy

Odin wrote:A former Communist? Why'd you join and why'd you leave the party?

Well I never joined a party, but I did hold Communist views in my earlier years.

Odin and Oklapistan

The Federation of Aelyria

Latino island wrote:Off topic but oh well.

“lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post”

Why do I love this???

Because it's funny.

A Leaf on the Wind and Latino island

The Federation of Experina

HELP THE HUGSBURGS ARE INVADING ME And I mean they are the Hugsburg Reunited Nation. But still they had invaded Inner Experina Region quite a lot I need some millitary to help me

Self harm

Experina wrote:HELP THE HUGSBURGS ARE INVADING ME And I mean they are the Hugsburg Reunited Nation. But still they had invaded Inner Experina Region quite a lot I need some millitary to help me

I'll send you four slave legions and a cat named whiskers (He is a very angry cat, and he has little cat armor).

Bestelesnia

The Watch how I Soar Nation of A Leaf on the Wind

Omg can I have a cat with cat armor 🥺

Aelyria and Self harm

Threforia

Threforia wrote:I like all of these, I will consider it a little while longer before deciding it.

I've decided to go with Threforiburg, thank you all.

Odin

Free religion

Freedom and safety are hard to have together in a country.

Williamsburg town

imagine having freedom

Civitas nubibus

Self harm wrote:I'll send you four slave legions and a cat named whiskers (He is a very angry cat, and he has little cat armor).

Let me bribe them with my money. *Pulls out wad of cash*

Duckhan

Self harm wrote:only if it's a highly sensitive facility with disastrous consequences if mismanaged, IE Nuclear reactor, maximum security prison, missile silo ect

so uhm is that a yes or no

Self harm

The State of Holy Saganianispoli

Experina wrote:HELP THE HUGSBURGS ARE INVADING ME And I mean they are the Hugsburg Reunited Nation. But still they had invaded Inner Experina Region quite a lot I need some millitary to help me

Il send my advanced drone recon units. And 2 divisions of my armored slave militia.
(don't really expect the militia to do much)

Bestelesnia

Self harm

Duckhan wrote:so uhm is that a yes or no

Sure I guess, maybe, dunno.

Civitas nubibus wrote:Let me bribe them with my money. *Pulls out wad of cash*

Don't bother, they're bred to crave their own death. Material possessions mean nothing to them, I think... The slave hypnotists have only gotten training from YouTube tutorials and a pamphlet from the 70's. But, even if one or four hundred of them do go rogue, we can always just activated the bombs implanted at their brain-stems.

A Leaf on the Wind wrote:Omg can I have a cat with cat armor 🥺

You can have Mrs. Fluffypants, she is a retired war kitty. Although we removed most cybernetic implants, the laser vision and razor claws are still present, and her armor is sub-dermal. A consequence of these implants is she weighs a ton and a half.

A Leaf on the Wind and Duckhan

Civitas nubibus

"Don't bother, they're bred to crave their own death. Material possessions mean nothing to them, I think... The slave hypnotists have only gotten training from YouTube tutorials and a pamphlet from the 70's. But, even if one or four hundred of them do go rogue, we can always just activated the bombs implanted at their brain-stems."

Wut?

Self harm

Civitas nubibus wrote:Wut?

We don't have a very large budget at the moment after I invested in some Arizona seaside property ventures. Apparently, there is no sea in Arizona.

Civitas nubibus

Self harm wrote:We don't have a very large budget at the moment after I invested in some Arizona seaside property ventures. Apparently, there is no sea in Arizona.

*JAzz Stops*
wtf are you talking about

Self harm

Civitas nubibus wrote:*JAzz Stops*
wtf are you talking about

"うぉおおおお セェエエエエックス セェエエエックス セェエエエックス
俺はセックスをするんじゃねぇ!俺が!俺自身が!真の!セックスになるんだぁあ!
セェエエエックス セェエエエックス

やめろ!タケシ!お前これ以上は体力がもたない!
いや!おれはセックスになる!絶対にセックスになるんだ!
セェエエエックス セェエエエックス
やめろ!死んじまうぞタケシ!お前命が尽きても次から(?)セックスができるだろうが!
うるせぇ!俺は!死んだってセックスをするんだ!

うぉおおお!セェエエエックス セェエエエックス!" ~ Diogenes

Civitas nubibus

Self harm wrote:"うぉおおおお セェエエエエックス セェエエエックス セェエエエックス
俺はセックスをするんじゃねぇ!俺が!俺自身が!真の!セックスになるんだぁあ!
セェエエエックス セェエエエックス

やめろ!タケシ!お前これ以上は体力がもたない!
いや!おれはセックスになる!絶対にセックスになるんだ!
セェエエエックス セェエエエックス
やめろ!死んじまうぞタケシ!お前命が尽きても次から(?)セックスができるだろうが!
うるせぇ!俺は!死んだってセックスをするんだ!

うぉおおお!セェエエエックス セェエエエックス!" ~ Diogenes

are you having a stroke? should i call someone.

The Federation of Aelyria

A Leaf on the Wind wrote:Omg can I have a cat with cat armor 🥺

Only if you promise to take good care of it and keep it clean after, ahem, "walkies."

Free religion wrote:Freedom and safety are hard to have together in a country.

Not at all. They require effort to maintain, yes, but so do most things worth having.

A Leaf on the Wind and Self harm

Self harm

Civitas nubibus wrote:are you having a stroke? should i call someone.

WHOLE LOTTA MONEY, ADOOBADOO WAAA, HAMINADA DO A WANJID AN DOONIAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Civitas nubibus and Japerlasa

Self harm

What factors influence a country's influence rating?

Japerlasa

Self harm wrote:What factors influence a country's influence rating?

i think only the amount of endorsements you get matters.

Bestelesnia and Self harm

The State of Holy Saganianispoli

Guys send nudes I need to repopulate my country.

The Federation of Aelyria

Self harm wrote:What factors influence a country's influence rating?

Influence is accrued over time based on how many endorsements you have. The more endorsements, the faster you will accrue influence, and the higher your maximum influence amount.

The only thing it really does is make it harder to eject or ban you from your current region.

Self harm

The Federation of Aelyria

Holy Saganianispoli wrote:Guys send nudes I need to repopulate my country.

1. Given your leader has a male name, it is unlikely you would be interested in my nudes.
2. Even if you were, I'm afraid we would be rather ineffective at "repopulating" anywhere.
3. I don't know you, there is no way I would send you something like that, you could be a minor!

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