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The Protectorate of West Atlantic Temporal Anomaly

It was believed that Atlantis was sunk, vanished, or destroyed until Project Hidden Trident, a project branching off of the infamous Montauk Project, charted a path across nine-dimensional-hyperspace by exploiting the exogeometry of the Bermuda Triangle to find an adjacent parallel universe where Atlantis not only survived, but thrived. A forty square kilometer portion of waters north of the Bahamas has been quarantined from mariner and air traffic in secret, as a Top Secret US Government operation sets up a small colony on an island that exists on both sides of the veil--an island called the West Atlantic Temporal Anomaly, where the United States can engage in diplomacy and secret commerce with the great nations of Modern Atlantis.



The Dominion of Rus Atlantida

Мадрошя - это мусор. Леммингтопии - это мусор. США - это мусор. Слава Путину! Слава России!

Завоевание Атлантиды прославит могущественную Российскую Империю!

The Protectorate of West Atlantic Temporal Anomaly

Crap! I knew we didn't shake that Russian submarine that followed us...

The Dominion of Rus Atlantida

Da. Our hackers followed your whole black project. We know everything. We have our own Temporal Anomaly island. It's nice.



The Assembly and Demos of Madrocea

Rus Atlantida wrote:Мадрошя - это мусор

Aww, you might not want to open with trash talking established nations here... Some of us might want to buy your Vodka, Caviar, MiGs, rare earths, and oil. And we aren't sanctioning you right now, unlike most of the countries in your home dimension...



The Dominion of Rus Atlantida

смерть для Мадрошя!

ха ха ха ха ха!! шучу!

то, что я хочу сказать, это

привет друзья в Атлантиде!

вы полюбите своего нового лидера Владимира Путина! слава Родина России!

The Protectorate of West Atlantic Temporal Anomaly

Rus Atlantida wrote:смерть для Мадрошя!

ха ха ха ха ха!! шучу!

то, что я хочу сказать, это

привет друзья в Атлантиде!

вы полюбите своего нового лидера Владимира Путина! слава Родина России!

Ease up on the vodka there, Boris. You're in a whole other world. Try the rum, instead!

The Dominion of Rus Atlantida

I joke. But soon, Russia will be biggest country in this world, too. Then no need to joke.

The Atessa Kia'tende of Tarligean

Madrocea wrote:Aww, you might not want to open with trash talking established nations here... Some of us might want to buy your Vodka, Caviar, MiGs, rare earths, and oil. And we aren't sanctioning you right now, unlike most of the countries in your home dimension...

Raise your hand to vote we begin sanctions against Rus Atlantida now. *raises hand*

The Dominion of Rus Atlantida

Tarligean wrote:Raise your hand to vote we begin sanctions against Rus Atlantida now. *raises hand*

Hey is not nice to newcomer fella just trying to be funny!

The Atessa Kia'tende of Tarligean

Rus Atlantida wrote:

ха ха ха ха ха!! шучу!

:)

*ships out a container of Mindule agave rum and three bottles of sixty-eight year old Tanathiel vintage to the barren washed up atoll the Russians are camped out on on this side of their Time Anomaly* Compliments of the Free Communities of Tarligean. But your boss has no power here. He'll probably love the wine, so pass a bottle on up to him from us. Best for drowning one's 'crumbling nation sorrows' so to speak. Welcome to Atlantis.

The Grand Duchy of Bettisia

Вы кладете лайм в кокосовый орех.
Добавьте другие фрукты (не бананы - они превращаются в кашицу).
Сверху полить водкой.
Смешайте все это.
Охладите 15-30 минут.
Теперь у вас есть закуски к рому.
Наслаждаться.

The Grand Duchy of Bettisia

Today we rank the Most Advanced Education Systems in Atlantis.
~~Although they don't say what is taught... And can't 'education' be a form of Brain-Washing???

Anyway. A round of applause to Romnia for topping this list.
Kudos to ElinTol for making the podium, and to Lemming for claiming a Top 10 spot.
Poor Primal is at the other end of the spectrum (although not last).
The remainder of the Usual Suspects landed on the second page.

Welcome to a new week.

The Teachings of Lemmingtopias

8th!!!

behind Elin Tol!

The Grand Duchy of Bettisia

We are back to an old favorite...
Least Corrupt Government in Atlantis.

Well as you would guess, the Usual Suspects did not do well here.
And while we had ONE on the first page (Way to go, Madrocea!),
we blanketed the last page!
ElinTol, Onyx, Primal- I adore how you own up to your corruption with NO Apologies!

Veedel of Lating- a HUGE congratulations for being the least corrupt of ALL!

Ugh! Allergy season! I can't even see what I'm writing.

The Fiefdom of ElinTol

It is only corruption if you are trying to hide it. Here, we call it the cost of living.

The Grand Duchy of Bettisia

Wow! Looks like someone let all their puppets die off. :)

Well today we rank a frequent ranking (although we haven't seen it for a month):

Highest Drug Use:
~~I STILL have questions about this!
Are we ranking how 'effective' the drugs are (how high YOU get)?
What about whether they are 'legal drugs' (are we talking prescribed)?

Anyway, let the claps begin for Amma, the HIGHEST drug user in Atlantis!
And another hearty round of applause for the Tyranny of the Grand Puppetmaster for having the lowest!

PC is the only US on either the first or last page (he's 10th).

~~~Amma perhaps you can answer my questions about this category. :)

The Free Land of Utopia IX

*drops a shipping container full of the finest, dankest keef*

How do I convert this to Atlantean Drachmae? We officially got approved for our own uh... smoking circle on some isle way up north and we're gonna need to build a national reserve bank. At least that's what our money guy keeps yammering about. So here's about forty tonnes of KILLER dank keef. You won't find better natural concentrate ANYWHERE. No pesticides used, all-natural hydroponic.

The Autonomous Corporate Zones of United Corporate Bank of Kanaid

I own about twelve companies that would be interested in distributing your product. I'll have my guys call your calls. Let's do business.

The Free Land of Utopia IX

United Corporate Bank of Kanaid wrote:I own about twelve companies that would be interested in distributing your product. I'll have my guys call your calls. Let's do business.

*hands are shaken, deals are made*



The Emirate of Richat

Praise Allah, the Sovereign Region of Richat is now Internationally Recognized! Peace to all of Atlantis.

The Protectorate of West Atlantic Temporal Anomaly

*keeps an eye open for Russian submarines*

The Dominion of Rus Atlantida

What? We're just drinking rum and enjoying the funny TV from Madrocea. And counting our money.

The Oppressed Peoples of Utopia VIII

Don't trust the people from Utopia IX. They do drugs.

The Free Land of Utopia IX

Utopia VIII wrote:Don't trust the people from Utopia IX. They do drugs.

Don't trust the people from Utopia VIII. They were buzzkills so we ditched them.

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