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The Neo-Liberal Monarchy of Cieszynski Slask

Calisto states wrote:Doc: then Earth must make an International colony somewhere. Also, Ive...
*A call from Houston*
Doc: What? Wait what?!
President: What?
Doc: We made the warp drive
President: Damn we can maybe go Interstellar and make a colony
Meanwhile on Mars:
Diego: Wait. Voyager 1?! Why here?! Doc!
Doc: Yes?
Diego: We found Voyager 1.
Doc: The heard
Doc: USS San Diego will pick up that alien ship
Diego: San Diego?
Doc: We made warp drive
Diego: YA hooooooo! Kowalski! We have now the technology to pass light speed!!

King Peter: I'mma go get another cappucino, this time...
with rum.
*leaves*
On Mars:
Kowalski: Aaaaaaaaah, so we can go to Proxima centauri NOW?!?
*Calls mission Titanic*
Kowalski: Guys, you're gonna be on Titan so soon
Pietruszek: What? WDYM?
Kowalski: Warp drive XD
Pietruszkova: Haha very funny
Kowalski: No, but seriously now we have the warp drive
Romanoff: Oh, f**k yeah!
Vilkovicz: Sergej, don't swear pls.
Pietruszek: Let him, It's a shock for all of us.

The Democratic State of Calisto states

Cieszynski Slask wrote:King Peter: I'mma go get another cappucino, this time...
with rum.
*leaves*
On Mars:
Kowalski: Aaaaaaaaah, so we can go to Proxima centauri NOW?!?
*Calls mission Titanic*
Kowalski: Guys, you're gonna be on Titan so soon
Pietruszek: What? WDYM?
Kowalski: Warp drive XD
Pietruszkova: Haha very funny
Kowalski: No, but seriously now we have the warp drive
Romanoff: Oh, f**k yeah!
Vilkovicz: Sergej, don't swear pls.
Pietruszek: Let him, It's a shock for all of us.

*Calles USS San Diego*
Diego: Warp 2?
San Diego: Warp 2 to Io for studies
Diego: Get teaaaaaaaaa

The Democratic State of Calisto states

Io is now under the control of Calisto but not for now intill we make a colony there. We shall leave the other moons to other countries

The Democratic State of Calisto states

YES


On the day of the first contact

Milestones for the Future:


A pic from the Hubble Space Telescope and put a colony there.


A colony planned Io


Go to Proxima Centauri b and make a colony

Read factbook

The Considerate dictatorship of Eastern Tatarstan

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791670050125512735/815985002297819166/156142161_856689631576761_3050243775242389136_n.jpg

The Democratic State of Calisto states

Eastern Tatarstan wrote:https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791670050125512735/815985002297819166/156142161_856689631576761_3050243775242389136_n.jpg

No spacey?!

The Considerate dictatorship of Eastern Tatarstan

Calisto states wrote:No spacey?!

Wha'?



The Democratic State of Calisto states

Eastern Tatarstan wrote:Wha'?

Can you do something space(y) with countryballs please?
(Put a background of space with me, Slask and an Atlayball on it pls)

The Considerate dictatorship of Eastern Tatarstan

Calisto states wrote:Can you do something space(y) with countryballs please?
(Put a background of space with me, Slask and an Atlayball on it pls)

In the universe where Eastern Tatarstan is a thing, there are 4 kinds of nations:
Those who landed on the Moon first
Those who landed on the moon
Those who gave up and died (Looking at you, USSR)

The Sultanate of Bithynia-Crimea

Eastern Tatarstan wrote:In the universe where Eastern Tatarstan is a thing, there are 4 kinds of nations:
Those who landed on the Moon first
Those who landed on the moon
Those who gave up and died (Looking at you, USSR)

I am working on colonizing a dark hole.

The Neo-Liberal Monarchy of Cieszynski Slask

Bithynia-Crimea wrote:I am working on colonizing a dark hole.

*sus*

The Neo-Liberal Monarchy of Cieszynski Slask

Eastern Tatarstan wrote:In the universe where Eastern Tatarstan is a thing, there are 4 kinds of nations:
Those who landed on the Moon first
Those who landed on the moon
Those who gave up and died (Looking at you, USSR)

*dab in Landed on the moon first*

The Neo-Liberal Monarchy of Cieszynski Slask

First LEGIT town on titan!
Novotriněc!
Population: 300 people

The Democratic State of Calisto states

Bithynia-Crimea wrote:I am working on colonizing a dark hole.

Oh water, ok

Cieszynski Slask wrote:*dab in Landed on the moon first*

You did not tho:\
(MOON)Laguna Mound:
405 thousand people?!

Asteroid Malle base:
23 people

Martian International Base:
3 people

The Democratic State of Calisto states

Bithynia-Crimea wrote:I am working on colonizing a dark hole.

WRoNg NaME. ItS BLaK HoLe. YoU aLso CaN't cOlOnIZe A BLaK HoLe
Does anyone play space flight sim?
(Just asking)

The Neo-Liberal Monarchy of Cieszynski Slask

Calisto states wrote:You did not tho:\

D:

The Democratic State of Calisto states

Cieszynski Slask wrote:D:

Well I'm making you the first on....MARS

The Neo-Liberal Monarchy of Cieszynski Slask

Calisto states wrote:Well I'm making you the first on....MARS

You already made me
AWA
*I really dont wanna go that creep-y path but i couldnt resist putting the awa in there*

The Considerate dictatorship of Eastern Tatarstan

Calisto states wrote:WRoNg NaME. ItS BLaK HoLe. YoU aLso CaN't cOlOnIZe A BLaK HoLe
Does anyone play space flight sim?
(Just asking)

It's called uranus.

The Democratic State of Calisto states

Eastern Tatarstan wrote:It's called uranus.

wRoNg PlAnEt tYpE(Its a gas giant so no colonies and its a BLak HoLe)

The Neo-Liberal Monarchy of Cieszynski Slask

Calisto states wrote:wRoNg PlAnEt tYpE(Its a gas giant so no colonies and its a BLak HoLe)

Uranus is an Ice Giant, we can colonize his moon tho

The UN protected territory of Peaceful Bosnia and Herzegovina
The Novas Terras Compradas of Cidade Capitalista do Sul

Cidade Capitalista do Sul has now a new national flag. Introducing the Quatro Valores (four values)

The new flag stands for:
Yellow: Capitalism, Happiness
White: Christianity, Purity, Dignity
Green: Nature, Primitivism
Black: Anarchy, Dark Enlightenment

The Considerate dictatorship of Eastern Tatarstan

Cidade Capitalista do Sul wrote:Cidade Capitalista do Sul has now a new national flag. Introducing the Quatro Valores (four values)

The new flag stands for:
Yellow: Capitalism, Happiness
White: Christianity, Purity, Dignity
Green: Nature, Primitivism
Black: Anarchy, Dark Enlightenment

Genius!

The Democratic State of Calisto states

Cieszynski Slask wrote:Uranus is an Ice Giant, we can colonize his moon tho

I need to make a BLak HoLe maker so Sha

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