The Fattest Citizens in Africa
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Africa is ranked 11,404th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Confederacy of Edgetown | Capitalist Paradise | “ARE YOU RECORDING BRO” | |
2. | The Republic of Zoowanatou | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Zoowanatou Forever” | |
3. | The Sheikhdom of Trarza | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Allah’s Chosen” | |
4. | The Smuggest Armed Republic of Siaral | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Homeland and Independence” | |
5. | The Kingdom of Mabanmanga | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Mabanmanga Forever” | |
6. | The Kingdom of Mbangawi | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Baraka Ufalme Cha” | |
7. | The Armed Republic of Shield | Corporate Bordello | “One gate to enter” | |
8. | The Federation of Lolololass | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Go Lolololass” | |
9. | The Kingdom of Trkya | Capitalizt | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
10. | The Zulu Queendom of Queen Silomo | Anarchy | “Ngizokushaya Wena” |