AfricaWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Africa

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Africa is ranked 11,404th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Confederacy of EdgetownCapitalist Paradise“ARE YOU RECORDING BRO”
2.The Republic of ZoowanatouIron Fist Consumerists“Zoowanatou Forever”
3.The Sheikhdom of TrarzaIron Fist Consumerists“Allah’s Chosen”
4.The Smuggest Armed Republic of SiaralIron Fist Consumerists“Homeland and Independence”
5.The Kingdom of MabanmangaPsychotic Dictatorship“Mabanmanga Forever”
6.The Kingdom of MbangawiIron Fist Consumerists“Baraka Ufalme Cha”
7.The Armed Republic of ShieldCorporate Bordello“One gate to enter”
8.The Federation of LolololassInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Go Lolololass”
9.The Kingdom of TrkyaCapitalizt“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
10.The Zulu Queendom of Queen SilomoAnarchy“Ngizokushaya Wena”
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