1st Epitome United

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Khaganate of Thialrer (elected )

Founder: The Khatunate of Khazar Lechia

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 581st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 669th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 715th+21
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 883rd Most Devout: 1,085th Nudest: 1,186th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,317th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,433rd Most Developed: 1,485th Most Nations: 1,501st Longest Average Lifespans: 1,573rd Most Cultured: 1,648th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,742nd Most Corrupt Governments: 1,762nd Largest Governments: 1,860th Highest Average Incomes: 1,878th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,907th Healthiest Citizens: 1,936th Most Subsidized Industry: 2,047th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,053rd Largest Black Market: 2,173rd Most Advanced Public Education: 2,374th Most Efficient Economies: 2,382nd Largest Welfare Programs: 2,491st
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This is the 1st Epitome United

This region is very diverse. Founded by nomads, settled by many. It is centered around The Epitomic Sea, with the klocian land departing it from the ocean in the north.


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1st Epitome United contains 11 nations, the 1,501st most in the world.

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The Most Advanced Law Enforcement in 1st Epitome United

World Census interns were framed for minor crimes in order to measure the response times, effectiveness, and amount of firepower deployed by the law enforcement agencies of different nations.

As a region, 1st Epitome United is ranked 1,742nd in the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The High Kingdom of CieleardaDemocratic Socialists“Céad Míle Fáilte”
2.The Khatunate of Khazar LechiaFather Knows Best State“Khan Tengri Mangi!”
3.The Holy Empire of Kievo RusIron Fist Consumerists“All Slavs United in Purity and Holiness”
4.The Queendom of Royalist DeyestMother Knows Best State“Ich bin zurück und niemand kann mich wieder wegbringen”
5.The Khaganate of ThialrerInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Veritas vos liberabit”
6.The Glorious People's Utopia of Blessed HyrkaniaIron Fist Consumerists“You have nothing to lose but your chains”
7.The Armed Republic of Free KeltiaLiberal Democratic Socialists“United by labour! United by strenght!”
8.The Federal Provinces of DorslaLiberal Democratic Socialists“If we preserve, we shall prevail.”
9.The Proletarian Republic of MantesaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Workers of the world, unite!”
10.The National Interregnum of TahiriesCorrupt Dictatorship“[No info available]”
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The Armed Republic of Free Keltia

Royalist Deyest wrote:"Don't keep me waiting..." she says with a puur in her voice. "I'll make sure we're all alone... for a long nigh-"

Suddenly, the door to Yuri's office open's, causing her to panic and drop the phone onto the floor. While she quickly picks it up, she looks up slowly too see Prestove standing there with a silver tray in his hand. On it, a cup of tea usually ordered by Yuri at this time of near night. "I, uhh..." Prestove starts, "I didn't interrupt anything important did I?"
"Well... uhh... yes, I'm speaking to... the 'guys downstairs'" She states, in a way that implies he knows something by that.
"Oh! Sorry, to interrupt you. I'll just... leave this here." He says, placing the tray on her desk before backing out and closing the door.

She waits a moment, listening to see if anyone else is preparing to walk in. When she hears nothing, she puts the phone back to her ear.
"I'm very sorry about that... just an unexspected drop-in." she says with a laugh in her voice. "So... I'll see you soon then?" she says, the flirtatiousness crawling back into her voice.

Although he doesn't try to show it, Ciarán nearly melts by the way Yuri's words glide over the phone.

"Y... yes, definitely. Very, very soon.

Goodnight for now ... darling."

The Queendom of Royalist Deyest

Free Keltia wrote:Although he doesn't try to show it, Ciarán nearly melts by the way Yuri's words glide over the phone.

"Y... yes, definitely. Very, very soon.

Goodnight for now ... darling."

The word itself makes Yuri lift her eyebrow slightly, although the smile never leaves her face.

"Goodnight to you too... darling." she says, before putting down the phone gently with a satisfying click.

The Armed Republic of Free Keltia

Royalist Deyest wrote:The word itself makes Yuri lift her eyebrow slightly, although the smile never leaves her face.

"Goodnight to you too... darling." she says, before putting down the phone gently with a satisfying click.

Ciarán starts speaking to himself when he hears the dead end of the other phone.

"Dear, Ængus, what a woman. I hope I get to see her soon, without everyone finding out about it..."

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The Empire of The Rising Sky

Dorsla wrote:Since everyone is attending the wedding in Khazar Lechia, the diplomats are escorted to the nearest hotel by the citizens themselves, all of whom are courteous enough to provide directions.

The diplomat and his people give white genetically modified flours to everyone whom they find exceptionally nice. They have found the first person to speak to them as one, a receptionist and the hotel owner who didn't mind them walking into his room by accident, as they were trying to find a shrine to the leader of this country in the building...

They were a bit surprised that such a shrine doesn't exist in every building in Dorsla, but they didn't say a single negative word about it... "Gomen nasai... Our fault for misunderstanding your dao..." says the diplomat, bowing to the ground before the hotel owner...

After that they just go to their room and close it... Diplomat takes out two pictures he has with himself... One of Qirka Bulan and one of Lani Lani and Dircya smiling and drinking something on a beach... "I will find you princess of all demons and make sure you will burn in hell by the hands of my people..." he whispers to himself, then turns to the window and prays to the sun itself:

"Zun! The Just One! Thy shine upon the evil and upon the enlightened! Please rise tomorrow and may your death be distant, as upon you die, we shall all burn in your exploding corpse... The smile brings happiness and you bring light and warmth... May the warmth of The Sun return tomorrow..." as per custom, he said the prayer in English, which is the language he used to speak to the locals.

"We shall wait patiently for their leaders to return... We have food for ourselves and books to read. There is nothing we desire, therefore we have more than enough... May The Sky be with us!" says the diplomat, to which all his men salute, take out their books, on various different topics, sit down and start reading, all done as if an army prepared to shoot...



The Khatunate of Khazar Lechia

Upper Hindustan wrote:

      The plane lands in the given coordinates and awaits the Wazer's arrival. Kunwar Mishri, Thakur of Hanmia, steps out of the plane, accompanied by two guards decked out in gear designed to be functional - each of them wears a bullet-resistant vest and holds an AK-47. Both of them also have a sidearm each holstered at their sides. Each also has the flag of Upper Hindustan on their shoulder, and beneath that, a badge marking them out as a member of the Upper Hindustani Imperial Guard - an elite branch of the Upper Hindustani Armed Forces tasked with protecting the imperial family.

    Khazar Enforcement along with Wazer al-Can arrive shortly. Thialrer has already been notified that their supposed ally has entered Khazar Lechia, in case the alliance claimed was a fluke...

    To say there is an army of enforcers waiting outside the plane, would not be hyperbolic. As if out of the ground the army of heavy armed enforcers in full armor, each carrying way too much equipment, aiming their weapon of choice at the armed individuals, with lasers aiming exactly at their throats showing multiple red dots on them, as well as their torsos and legs, showed up right after the plane landed. Only the unarmed Kunwar Mishri, Thakur of Hanmia is not aimed at.

    Wazer al-Can tries to order the enforcers to calm down, but they obviously don't, so instead she decides to wave her arms in a welcoming gesture and also to show she is unarmed and approach the plane.

    "I am Qisma al-Can, the Grand Wazer of Khazar Lechia! The main diplomat of the nation... It is... nice to meet you! Forgive us the security protocol, but there is currently a VERY CRUCIAL AND SIGNIFICANT EVENT going on in the country... I am here to take you to Thialrer's Embassy, along with your guards... You will have to surrender all your weapons and belongings, including your clothing, until Thialrer officially signes a declaration of trustworthyness... We literally do not know who you are and this is standard protocol in that exact case... I am deeply sorry if any of this will be seen negatively... I have multiple clothes of multiple sizes for you to choose from... You can change in the plane, but at least one enforcer must be present with you to witness that you didn't hide anything... This protocol has not been updated since the first war in the region, so it will probably change to something more up to date, next time around..." she says approaching with 2 people holding bags with clothing inside...

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    The Empire of Upper Hindustan

        Khazar Lechia wrote:Khazar Enforcement along with Wazer al-Can arrive shortly. Thialrer has already been notified that their supposed ally has entered Khazar Lechia, in case the alliance claimed was a fluke...

        To say there is an army of enforcers waiting outside the plane, would not be hyperbolic. As if out of the ground the army of heavy armed enforcers in full armor, each carrying way too much equipment, aiming their weapon of choice at the armed individuals, with lasers aiming exactly at their throats showing multiple red dots on them, as well as their torsos and legs, showed up right after the plane landed. Only the unarmed Kunwar Mishri, Thakur of Hanmia is not aimed at.

        Wazer al-Can tries to order the enforcers to calm down, but they obviously don't, so instead she decides to wave her arms in a welcoming gesture and also to show she is unarmed and approach the plane.

        "I am Qisma al-Can, the Grand Wazer of Khazar Lechia! The main diplomat of the nation... It is... nice to meet you! Forgive us the security protocol, but there is currently a VERY CRUCIAL AND SIGNIFICANT EVENT going on in the country... I am here to take you to Thialrer's Embassy, along with your guards... You will have to surrender all your weapons and belongings, including your clothing, until Thialrer officially signes a declaration of trustworthyness... We literally do not know who you are and this is standard protocol in that exact case... I am deeply sorry if any of this will be seen negatively... I have multiple clothes of multiple sizes for you to choose from... You can change in the plane, but at least one enforcer must be present with you to witness that you didn't hide anything... This protocol has not been updated since the first war in the region, so it will probably change to something more up to date, next time around..." she says approaching with 2 people holding bags with clothing inside...

      The guards surrender their weapons and head back to the plane to change, as does the Kunwar. He, as the brother of the Chhatrapati, never really expected soldiers of another country to watch him change... He is, to say the least, disturbed. The guards are also reluctant to change in the sight of the Enforcers. This welcome certainly affects Mishri's opinion of Khazar Lechia.



    The Khaganate of Thialrer

        Upper Hindustan wrote:

            The guards surrender their weapons and head back to the plane to change, as does the Kunwar. He, as the brother of the Chhatrapati, never really expected soldiers of another country to watch him change... He is, to say the least, disturbed. The guards are also reluctant to change in the sight of the Enforcers. This welcome certainly affects Mishri's opinion of Khazar Lechia.

        | THIALREN EMBASSY IN ASTANA | The Thialren Government agrees to sign a declaration of trustworthiness in Upper Hindustan... Nurzhan Johnsuly, the Thialren Ambassador to Upper Hindustan, signs the declaration himself, and is greatly surprised at the fact the Khazars are unaware of Thialren-Upper Hindustani relations - it is public knowledge, after all.

      The Khatunate of Khazar Lechia

      Upper Hindustan wrote:

          The guards surrender their weapons and head back to the plane to change, as does the Kunwar. He, as the brother of the Chhatrapati, never really expected soldiers of another country to watch him change... He is, to say the least, disturbed. The guards are also reluctant to change in the sight of the Enforcers. This welcome certainly affects Mishri's opinion of Khazar Lechia.

        "We're all men... I am a monk and an asexual... None of us likes the situation... The protocol certainly needs to be updated... We could have just scanned you or something..." he says, as he definately shares their view on this...

        The Khatunate of Khazar Lechia

        Thialrer wrote:

            | THIALREN EMBASSY IN ASTANA | The Thialren Government agrees to sign a declaration of trustworthiness in Upper Hindustan... Nurzhan Johnsuly, the Thialren Ambassador to Upper Hindustan, signs the declaration himself, and is greatly surprised at the fact the Khazars are unaware of Thialren-Upper Hindustani relations - it is public knowledge, after all.

          Khazar Lechian Enforcement simply states: "We didn't have any modern procedures for getting random guests from outside the region... Common knowledge is not within the procedures, so it is irrelevant..." he says as they bring in the guards and the Kunwar, giving them back their belongings, aside from weaponry...

          Grand Wazer al-Can apologizes to them all, as well as the Enforcer who had to watch them change clothing. "I am sure that this protocol will be updated before the day ends. I really cannot do much more. You shall all be compensated, just please tell me, what would you find as fitting compensation?"



          The Khatunate of Khazar Lechia

          Tag: Thialrer, Kievo Rus, Dorsla, Mantesa, Tahiries, Cielearda, Blessed Hyrkania,

          Marriage of Qirka, Sagan and Justine will begin the very next day, therefore all the people who showed up as guests are now officially approached by diplomats and palace servants to take them into the palace, so they can share one last day with the three before the ceremony begins...

          Everyone entering was given a gift from Qirka Herself in person. She was at the gate with a huge pile of boxes and over a dozen of people that would hand her the specific box for any specific person. Each box consisted of the most desired, while still legal in KL, object from various online shop wishlists. In case a person did not have enough online activity, they were given canned larva, silver figurine of their favourite animal and a shirt in their size in their favourite colour, as such information is almost too easy to gather... The shirt would have their name on it. They would also be given personal wishes from Qirka Herself, which consist of the following:

          "I hope the blood will stop flowing in Mantesa very soon and your people will only grow happy!" - to mister Gómez,
          "May your children be many and your dynasty reign forever! Just don't plan any party right after this one... Ok?" - to Khagan Arrow I of Thialrer,
          "I hope you will not be offended by our culture this time and enjoy the celebration!" - to Lani of Dorsla,
          "I hope you won't need to visit the bathroom this time around! Have fun! Everything is on me!" - to Synnove of Cielearda,
          "May The Sky look upon you and your new ways favorably!" - to the delegation from Blessed Hyrkania,
          "May Cyrus the II pray for us all today from heaven!" - to the Shahanshah of Tahiries and
          "I think there is enough voodka and wine for us all..." - to the royal family of Kievo Rus

          Traditionally all the personal greetings are supposed to be passive-aggressive and somewhat sarcastic, to break the ice and officially draw the line where all politics and business ends and only personal relations remain. All guests that go through purification ceremony this time around, are not given back any of their clothes and instead are given specially handmade clothes for this occasion, which they can keep after is is finished. All clothing must be traditional clothing of KL.

          There is a little known tradition of sponsors one for every bride and groom, but only one and always chosen by the soon-to-be-married who must be from the Orthodox Church in an orthodox marriage... In case of Justine, she was allowed to pick anyone as her sponsor, who will simply not take as active part as the other two sponsors in the marriage, like for example holding the rings and so on. For the lack of time, this is the moment when the three sponsors will be announced, as the groom and two brides will be the ones to give them, special white clothes instead of the yellow/golden ones regular guests have. All brides and grooms meanwhile, will be dressed in all blue, according to the tradition as well. Due to Sagan being of the Orthodox Church of different tradition, the family from Kievo Rus are given a choice to either comply with KL's tradition, or keep their own, but nobody else is given said choice.

          Sponsors are also going to be witnessing the act of love immediately after the ceremony, so their choice must be done well... In case of Qirka herself the act can be with her own bottom underwear on, but the rest did not get said pardon, as the law of Khazar Lechia only allows it on specific occasions, such as religious law restrictions, physical conditions (like the one Qirka has) and mental trauma related to sexual acts... Children and everyone other than the sponsors do not have to be present to witness the act, but without it, the marriage is considered not consented and is nullified... Qirka made sure to warn her brides before the lent about it, but now when the guests are entering she simply hopes that they will not forget to remind their relatives of it and prays that nobody will ruin the wedding...

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