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The Work-in-progress Kingdom of Nairatania

About time...

Atlas-Preussen wrote:After many debates, the Kaiserin, Chancellor and prime Minister decided to put the military on standby, after receiving the news about this military movement

Crozo, innit?

Ambaskow wrote:Small clash with escaped rebels breaks out near the Gaza Strip. The Ambaskow forces have successfully detained 8 out of the 10 escaped rebels.

Ambaskow forces will continue to conduct these military operations to get rid of the rebels completely.

Rebels will also be sent to the state military prison. It will be physically impossible to escape that prison.

If you'd like, we could sent some artillery to completely obliterate the rebel camps.

The isolationist crows wrote:So what’s going on in Africa that everyone is losing their minds about?

Crozo.

The isolationist crows wrote:ITS ENOUGH SLICES

Wait wha-

Decnotixa wrote:My brain is melting what is going on i don't underjsjshshsisusshbsjs

My brain has become a slushy akdbkamaofnwvqjksbsb

Greater Rubisland wrote:Well, Crozo has had a history of irrationally picking fights with nations of Europeia.
[spoiler=Ahem.]
So as much as we despise those monarchist pigs, we do wish for a peaceful settlement to the rising tensions.

EI seems to be the only organization that wants peace ironically.

The isolationist crows wrote:For goodness sake we are about to witness an argument over food, this is truly a tragic day

Amidst rapidly heating tensions.

Greater Rubisland wrote:Really? You all think you have "the best" food, when clearly, over here in Greater Rubisland, we have fine cuisine ranging from boiled potatoes to steamed potatoes... and that's pretty much it - BUT THE BEAUTY IS IN ITS SIMPLICITY!

The Mozilla Firefox of food.

Atlas-Preussen wrote:You utter fools German scien- I mean food is the best in the world!

I dunno, only German food I know is Sauerkraut and Beer.

The isolationist crows wrote:Water is the best in the world

Since without it we couldn’t live, same goes for how oxygen is the best, alongside several other things that allow us to even live, let alone cook

Cringe food, based water 🦾🗿

Atlas-Preussen wrote:A new part for the history of Europeia, the great food discussion

Next up: F O O D W A R S (basically a public school cafeteria)

The isolationist crows wrote:Water is better than any pizza

Pizza looks like a face with spots all over it that’s been cooked

How could you say something so controversial yet so true?

Decnotixa wrote:What if we make water-flavored pizza?

I C E P I Z Z A I N T E N S I F I E S

Ambaskow wrote:I think you need to realize a lot of Italian foods use pita bread. AND PITA WAS MADE IN THE MIDDLE EAST

Middle Eastern food is real good if I'm being honest, especially Turkish bread and kebabs.

Ambaskow wrote:Soggy pizza

No.

Jobenheim wrote:american pizza is just oil with a bit of bread in it (don't get insulted)

Bread, oil and ketchup.

Northeastern italian wrote:I've never had American pizza, I always order it at an Italian pizzeria 🤷🏻‍♂️

You are too superior for this world.

Jobenheim wrote:italian pizza is one of the best foods ever created (i like ravioli more ngl)

Specifically NEAPOLITAN PIZZA

The isolationist crows wrote:I have never had Arabic food myself, is there any dishes you would recommend I try?

kebab

Gemeinschaftsland wrote:Looks like we came at the right time!

Gemeinschaftsland wrote:6/10. The main priority is getting IFVs out, and getting quality IFVs out. If it's possible though, it's something we strive toward! Us WAAnalysts aren't going to be around forever, and we need to make sure that new ministry staffers learn the ropes!

OH MY GOD HE DOUBLE POSTED HEGDKANVDJSMBAQODKKALQLAKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Crozo wrote:*At the Crozo Parlment*
We have gotten information that other nation are preparing for war with us we will let the navy back to the Crozo waters to prepare for any attacks
(No massage where send to the Parlment about peace because they have been distortyed by criminal who want war and take over the nation)

Shid. WE GOIN IN BOIS?

EMERGENCY NEWS:

With tensions heating up regarding Crozo, Operation III will be declared. All beaches of Nairatania will be protected by naval vessels.

Nairatania will be approaching a diplomatic conclusion by sending representatives to Crozo in order to suspend testing of Nuclear Weapons in unclaimed lands.

Nairatania will be sanctioning Crozo in response to threats made by the Royal Family.

Nairatania will send multiple ship spears (spears are basically the second largest division of naval vessels/regiments) to guard the west African and Swahili coasts if our allies insist.

Nairatanian Military Jets will be escorting commercial planes above central Africa till a no-fly zone is initiated.

Nairatania will begin to mobilize the military if other nations do the same.

If all else fails, Nairatania will have to deploy the CGs if Crozo proceeds with more aggression towards the EI and other nations. We will also perform armed interventions if necessary.

Prov, Northeastern italian, and Votokia

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