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The Penguinite Kleptocracy of Volaworand

Nation states cayo wrote:I meant do you draw it or is there a program

I just look around on google images and use MS paint if i need to ussually. I imagine there's something somewhere.

Have you tried lmgtfy.com yet?

The "Volaworandian SPIT" and "Melted Snowman!" Beverage marker Volaworand Water Products introduces All-Natural Penguin SPIT™ Cocktails to kids across the South Pacific.

Vagn Andersen, VWP's Managing Director is visibly excited. "With All-Natural Penguin SPIT™ Cocktails, we will change the SPIT experience altogether. Our newest cartoon mascot 'Joe Penguin' will connect with and engage the underserved youth SPIT market. This lower alcohol SPIT is 100% vegan, organic, gluten free, lactose free, cruelty free, oil free, and everything!. It is kid-friendly and the packaging is fun and engaging. Penguin SPIT juiceboxes are an amazing innovation that not only protects your drink from spills but also keeps it safe on the go, making it perfect for kids lunches. Whether you are going to class or to a nightclub, let Penguin SPIT be your companion to keep you drunk on the go."

Moms will love that All-Natural Penguin SPIT™ Cocktails are made from all-natural fruit juice, triple filtered rice alcohols and 100% organic agave nectar. All-Natural Penguin SPIT™ Cocktails are an exciting new alternative to traditional SPIT. The Volaworand based brand features six incredibly fresh flavors, crafted with all-natural ingredients like fresh key lime, zesty lemon, ruby red grapefruit, 100% organic agave nectar and real fruit juices. In addition to being delightfully delicious, each flavor boasts of only 169 calories!

All-Natural Penguin SPIT™ Cocktails are committed to never using high fructose corn syrup, added sugars, fake sweeteners, or artificial colors or flavors. They were born out of the idea that there had to be a way to let children to enjoy a well-crafted SPIT. Penguin SPIT™ flavors to date include the classic Top-Shelf Margarita, Ruby Red Grapefruit, Spicy and Hot Chili Pepper, Cumber Mint, Moscow Mule, and Mojito and are available in 250ml and 1-liter tetra packs.


Penguin SPIT™ mascot Joe Penguin

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Vagn Andersen, VWP's Managing Director is visibly excited. "With All-Natural Penguin SPIT™ Cocktails, we will change the SPIT experience altogether. Our newest cartoon mascot 'Joe Penguin' will connect with and engage the underserved youth SPIT market. This lower alcohol SPIT is 100% vegan, organic, gluten free, lactose free, cruelty free, oil free, and everything!. It is kid-friendly and the packaging is fun and engaging. Penguin SPIT juiceboxes are an amazing innovation that not only protects your drink from spills but also keeps it safe on the go, making it perfect for kids lunches. Whether you are going to class or to a nightclub, let Penguin SPIT be your companion to keep you drunk on the go."

EDIT:
Also available in 1-liter tetra packs. (not pictured)

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