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*Updating Speech program*
*odd zooming noises*
*20%*
*computer fans spinning loudly*
*40%*
*truck filled with obedience collars driving by at high speed*
*60%*
*smoke produced by the collar factories gets into the room through an opening*
*80%*
*Smoke is blown away by the loud fan*
*computer fans start spinning even louder*
*100%*
Computer voice: Speech program updated to V2.0.

Finally. Now, back to operating the collar factories.