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The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Meanwhile, 'tis spring, the season when this perennial question arises: Feel like playing God? Sure, we all do. Well, friend, maybe you'd like to take up ... gardening?

In gardening, you are the creator of a tiny garden, upon which you introduce life, and then care for--or ignore!--them as you see fit. Will you give your worshipers a flood, or will they wither and die in a drought? Only you, as the supreme being, can decide!

Plus, if it's a vegetable garden, you can eat them at the end. Oh, dang!--This raises the question: is a god or gods going to eat us? Nah, not necessarily, because there are also flower gardens, which are just there to sit around and look pretty. I long ago figured out my preferred role in the universe, baby.

Just try to tell me I'm wrong.

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