Creeperopolis wrote:July 7, 2020 Prime Minister Andrés Andino Cazalla arrived in Creeperopolis after being extradited by the Terranilian government a few days ago. He was given a private trial in Adolfosburg presided by Augusto Cabañeras Gutiérrez, Ricardo Oviedo Menanteau, and José Sáenz Morales as the judges. The charges were presented:
Very fair charges High Treason Murder Acts of Terrorism Against Civilians Apostasy Blasphemy Murder of Civilians Practicing Communism Waging War on God Waging War on the Empire Acts of Terrorism Against Soldiers Murder of Soldiers No-Quarter Pillaging Looting Use of Child Soldiers in the Free Creeperian Army Rape War Rape Murder of the President Antonio Gisbert Alcabú’s son Abortion Adultery Aggravated Burglary Armed Robbery Assassinating a Government Official De-Catholization Denial Deltinian Genocide Acceptance Drug Smuggling Drug Possession Espionage Homosexuality Malgan Genocide Acceptance Owning Slaves Pedophilia Practicing Atheism Practicing Islam Sex Trafficking Sex Slavery Sorcery Witchcraft Supporting Creeperian Opposition Supporting Lyoan Opposition Terrorism Treason Targeting Civilians Targeting Religious Institutions Extortion Embezzlement Corruption Money Laundering Tax Evasion Piracy Prostitution Arson Cannibalism Attempted Genocide Genocide Manslaughter Animal Abuse Hate Crimes Grave Robbery Child Abuse Vandalism Theft Weapons Trafficking Persecution of Creeperian Catholics Persecution based on Ethnicity Support for Listed Terrorist Organizations Killing Hostages Killing Prisoners of War Destruction of Cities, Villages, and Settlements Targeting Medical Facilities Devastation not Justified by Military Necessity Crimes Against Humanity Crimes Against Peace War Crimes Organization of an Illegal Armed Group Shoplifting Terrorism Rape War Rape Support for Illegal Organization RLD Support for Illegal Organization LRCC Opposition to the Lyoan Government Looting Pillaging Malgan Genocide Denial Support for Islamist Groups Targeting of Civilians Targeting of Religious Institutions Opposition to Allies of Lyoa Invasion of a Foreign Country Support for Terranihil Drug Trafficking Support for Xusma Support for the Karimun Federation Opposition to Pro-Government Militias Obstruction of Justice Obstruction of Lyoa National Defense Force Activities Weapons Trafficking Extortion Persecution Based on Ethnicity Support for Listed Terrorist Organizations Ill Treatment of Prisoners of War Killing of Hostages Destruction of Cities, Villages, and Settlements Targeting of Medical Facilities Devastation Not Justified by Military Necessity Crimes Against Peace Homosexuality Organization of an Illegal Armed Group Piracy Jaywalking Aggravated Assault Insurance Fraud Aiding and Abetting Kidnapping Arson Involuntary Manslaughter Assault Battery Voluntary Manslaughter Medical Marijuana Bribery A Minor in Possession of Alcohol Burglary Money Laundering Child Abandonment First Degree Murder Child Abuse Second Degree Murder Child Pornography Open Container of alcohol Computer Crime Perjury Conspiracy Probation Violation Credit Card Fraud Debit Card Fraud Prostitution Criminal Contempt of Court Third Degree Murder Public Intoxication Cyberbullying Pyramid Schemes Disorderly Conduct Racketeering Disturbing the Peace Rape Domestic Violence Robbery Drug Manufacturing and Cultivation Securities Fraud Drug Possession Sexual Assault Drug Trafficking Drug Distribution Shoplifting DUI DWI Solicitation Embezzlement Stalking Extortion Statutory Rape Forgery Tax Evasion Tax Fraud Fraud Telemarketing Fraud Harassment Theft Hate Crimes Vandalism War Crimes Homicide White Collar Crimes Identity Theft Wire Fraud Indecent Exposure Larceny Driving Under the Influence Open Container Violations Minor in Possession of Alcohol Public Intoxication Underage DUI Boating DUI Selling and Supplying Alcohol to Minors Refusing to Perform a Field Sobriety Test Refusing to Perform a Breathalyzer or Provide a Blood Sample Blackmail Hit and Run Speeding Running a Red Light Running a Stop Sign Failing to Yield Transgenderism Bisexuality Asexuality Beastiality Incest Running from the Police Insulting the Emperor Insulting the Fatherland Insulting the Church Insulting the Pope Apostasy from the faith Blasphemy Heresy Indirectly attacking the Church Directly attacking the Church Defecting to a heretical and blasphemous cult Establishing a heretical and blasphemous cult Following a heretical and blasphemous cult Giving a heretical and blasphemous cult legal status in Creeperopolis Attempting to eliminate the Catholic Church in Creeperopolis Eliminating the Catholic Church in Creeperopolis Placing heavy taxes on the Church in Creeperopolis Attempting to force the population of Creeperopolis to become apostates Attempting to force the population of Creeperopolis to become heretics Attempting to force the population of Creeperopolis to become blasphemers Forcing the population of Creeperopolis to become apostates Forcing the population of Creeperopolis to become heretics Forcing the population of Creeperopolis to become blasphemers Advocating and supporting the De-Catholization Violating the Law of God Waging war on God Sorcery Witchcraft Attempting to use legislation to limit the Church Using legislation to limit the Church Attempting to dictate what titles the Pope may have Dictating what titles the Pope may have
Andino Cazalla was found guilty for all 224 of his charges and was sentenced to death.
At 1:20pm SST, he was brought onboard a Maroto Botín MB-33 transport helicopter, had 100 pound weights roped to his legs, and was flown 3,000 ft. over the Bay of Adolfosburg, 35 miles from shore. He was thrown out of the helicopter at 1:47pm.
At 1:50pm, the Creeperian government publicized that Andino Cazalla was found guilty of his crimes and executed. The method was not disclosed.
Lyoa - cuz friendsTerranihil - cuz u let this happen epicQuebecshire - tcn 010 be like D: bUt U cAnt dO tHaT!!!11!!1!!1 The constitutional republic of zion - cuz ur enemyKarimun Jawa - former war participantXusma - former war participant
These charges are very fair. I see no problem. Admiral William Adam tho...First international action of the Adama interim administration The Sequoyan airfleet, which took temporary control of the Sequoyan government, has ordered scouting raptors to patrol the Creeperian-Sequoyan border regularly in an effort to show their disapproval for what Admiral Adama described as “A kangaroo court” to the Fremont Expositor. The raptors will be flying along the border in patrols of 2 planes at a time every 12 hours, launching From Freemont and landing In northwestern Sequoyah