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Region: The League of Conservative Nations

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The constitutional republic of zion

Creeperopolis wrote:July 7, 2020

Prime Minister Andrés Andino Cazalla arrived in Creeperopolis after being extradited by the Terranilian government a few days ago. He was given a private trial in Adolfosburg presided by Augusto Cabañeras Gutiérrez, Ricardo Oviedo Menanteau, and José Sáenz Morales as the judges. The charges were presented:

High Treason
Murder
Acts of Terrorism Against Civilians
Apostasy
Blasphemy
Murder of Civilians
Practicing Communism
Waging War on God
Waging War on the Empire
Acts of Terrorism Against Soldiers
Murder of Soldiers
No-Quarter
Pillaging
Looting
Use of Child Soldiers in the Free Creeperian Army
Rape
War Rape
Murder of the President Antonio Gisbert Alcabú’s son
Abortion
Adultery
Aggravated Burglary
Armed Robbery
Assassinating a Government Official
De-Catholization Denial
Deltinian Genocide Acceptance
Drug Smuggling
Drug Possession
Espionage
Homosexuality
Malgan Genocide Acceptance
Owning Slaves
Pedophilia
Practicing Atheism
Practicing Islam
Sex Trafficking
Sex Slavery
Sorcery
Witchcraft
Supporting Creeperian Opposition
Supporting Lyoan Opposition
Terrorism
Treason
Targeting Civilians
Targeting Religious Institutions
Extortion
Embezzlement
Corruption
Money Laundering
Tax Evasion
Piracy
Prostitution
Arson
Cannibalism
Attempted Genocide
Genocide
Manslaughter
Animal Abuse
Hate Crimes
Grave Robbery
Child Abuse
Vandalism
Theft
Weapons Trafficking
Persecution of Creeperian Catholics
Persecution based on Ethnicity
Support for Listed Terrorist Organizations
Killing Hostages
Killing Prisoners of War
Destruction of Cities, Villages, and Settlements
Targeting Medical Facilities
Devastation not Justified by Military Necessity
Crimes Against Humanity
Crimes Against Peace
War Crimes
Organization of an Illegal Armed Group
Shoplifting
Terrorism
Rape
War Rape
Support for Illegal Organization RLD
Support for Illegal Organization LRCC
Opposition to the Lyoan Government
Looting
Pillaging
Malgan Genocide Denial
Support for Islamist Groups
Targeting of Civilians
Targeting of Religious Institutions
Opposition to Allies of Lyoa
Invasion of a Foreign Country
Support for Terranihil
Drug Trafficking
Support for Xusma
Support for the Karimun Federation
Opposition to Pro-Government Militias
Obstruction of Justice
Obstruction of Lyoa National Defense Force Activities
Weapons Trafficking
Extortion
Persecution Based on Ethnicity
Support for Listed Terrorist Organizations
Ill Treatment of Prisoners of War
Killing of Hostages
Destruction of Cities, Villages, and Settlements
Targeting of Medical Facilities
Devastation Not Justified by Military Necessity
Crimes Against Peace
Homosexuality
Organization of an Illegal Armed Group
Piracy
Jaywalking
Aggravated Assault
Insurance Fraud
Aiding and Abetting
Kidnapping
Arson
Involuntary Manslaughter
Assault
Battery
Voluntary Manslaughter
Medical Marijuana
Bribery
A Minor in Possession of Alcohol
Burglary
Money Laundering
Child Abandonment
First Degree Murder
Child Abuse
Second Degree Murder
Child Pornography
Open Container of alcohol
Computer Crime
Perjury
Conspiracy
Probation Violation
Credit Card Fraud
Debit Card Fraud
Prostitution
Criminal Contempt of Court
Third Degree Murder
Public Intoxication
Cyberbullying
Pyramid Schemes
Disorderly Conduct
Racketeering
Disturbing the Peace
Rape
Domestic Violence
Robbery
Drug Manufacturing and Cultivation
Securities Fraud
Drug Possession
Sexual Assault
Drug Trafficking
Drug Distribution
Shoplifting
DUI
DWI
Solicitation
Embezzlement
Stalking
Extortion
Statutory Rape
Forgery
Tax Evasion
Tax Fraud
Fraud
Telemarketing Fraud
Harassment
Theft
Hate Crimes
Vandalism
War Crimes
Homicide
White Collar Crimes
Identity Theft
Wire Fraud
Indecent Exposure
Larceny
Driving Under the Influence
Open Container Violations
Minor in Possession of Alcohol
Public Intoxication
Underage DUI
Boating DUI
Selling and Supplying Alcohol to Minors
Refusing to Perform a Field Sobriety Test
Refusing to Perform a Breathalyzer or Provide a Blood Sample
Blackmail
Hit and Run
Speeding
Running a Red Light
Running a Stop Sign
Failing to Yield
Transgenderism
Bisexuality
Asexuality
Beastiality
Incest
Running from the Police
Insulting the Emperor
Insulting the Fatherland
Insulting the Church
Insulting the Pope
Apostasy from the faith
Blasphemy
Heresy
Indirectly attacking the Church
Directly attacking the Church
Defecting to a heretical and blasphemous cult
Establishing a heretical and blasphemous cult
Following a heretical and blasphemous cult
Giving a heretical and blasphemous cult legal status in Creeperopolis
Attempting to eliminate the Catholic Church in Creeperopolis
Eliminating the Catholic Church in Creeperopolis
Placing heavy taxes on the Church in Creeperopolis
Attempting to force the population of Creeperopolis to become apostates
Attempting to force the population of Creeperopolis to become heretics
Attempting to force the population of Creeperopolis to become blasphemers
Forcing the population of Creeperopolis to become apostates
Forcing the population of Creeperopolis to become heretics
Forcing the population of Creeperopolis to become blasphemers
Advocating and supporting the De-Catholization
Violating the Law of God
Waging war on God
Sorcery
Witchcraft
Attempting to use legislation to limit the Church
Using legislation to limit the Church
Attempting to dictate what titles the Pope may have
Dictating what titles the Pope may have

Andino Cazalla was found guilty for all 224 of his charges and was sentenced to death.

At 1:20pm SST, he was brought onboard a Maroto Botín MB-33 transport helicopter, had 100 pound weights roped to his legs, and was flown 3,000 ft. over the Bay of Adolfosburg, 35 miles from shore. He was thrown out of the helicopter at 1:47pm.

At 1:50pm, the Creeperian government publicized that Andino Cazalla was found guilty of his crimes and executed. The method was not disclosed.

Lyoa - cuz friends
Terranihil - cuz u let this happen epic
Quebecshire - tcn 010 be like D: bUt U cAnt dO tHaT!!!11!!1!!1
The constitutional republic of zion - cuz ur enemy
Karimun Jawa - former war participant
Xusma - former war participant

These charges are very fair. I see no problem.
Admiral William Adam tho...
First international action of the Adama interim administration
The Sequoyan airfleet, which took temporary control of the Sequoyan government, has ordered scouting raptors to patrol the Creeperian-Sequoyan border regularly in an effort to show their disapproval for what Admiral Adama described as “A kangaroo court” to the Fremont Expositor. The raptors will be flying along the border in patrols of 2 planes at a time every 12 hours, launching From Freemont and landing In northwestern Sequoyah

Paleocacher, Protocol rendezvous, and Gagium

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