Region: The East Pacific

The Battle-Ready Republic of Wersh

Brethren wrote:

Clara turns and hugs Charlie for a moment. "No accidents yet at least . . . hey Jordan, look what your dad brought!" Jordan grabs a cracker and (slowly, hindered by the small number of teeth) noms it.

Charlie is taken off guard by this, and looks equal parts touched and scared at Clara's ease of calling him Jordan's father. His brain sorta backfires, and everyone can see it plain as day.