The World World Census

The Most Secular in the World

World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Anarchy of BlogotopiaDemocratic Socialists“Free Palestine, support BDS!”
2.The Culture of Free SocialismLeft-wing Utopia“Of each according to ability to each according to need.”
3.The Federal Republic of AiganiaCivil Rights Lovefest“We know it”
4.The Ongoing State of AbsentiaDemocratic Socialists“We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!”
5.The Imperial Provinces of ExxosiaCorporate Bordello“We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.”
6.The Empire of TreznorDemocratic Socialists“Recruitment spammer meet ban hammer.”
7.The Nomadic Peoples of LudewaDemocratic Socialists“Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.”
8.The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick GollinicanDemocratic Socialists“Whatever, I do what I want”
9.The Morally Questionable People of FlibblersPsychotic Dictatorship“Flibble”
10.The Screaming Ediface of Ebon CitadelDemocratic Socialists“Obedientia caeca nullum fructum amarum hodie feret”
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