The World World Census

The Most Rebellious Youth in the World

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Anarchy of Blogotopia	Left-wing Utopia	“Free Palestine, support BDS!”
2.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy	“Free Markets, Free People”
3.	The Athenian Paradise of Otaku Stratus	New York Times Democracy	“Think, stupid!”
4.	The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles	Left-wing Utopia	“What goes around, comes around.”
5.	The Constitutional Republic of Andaricus	Anarchy	“Freedom Is The Right Of All Sentient Beings”
6.	The Republic of MegaTokyo-3	Democratic Socialists	“This is a theme to a fake revolution!”
7.	The Hippy State of Zerophix	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Stick It To The Man, Maaan!”
8.	The Cannibalicracy of Vespertilia	Left-wing Utopia	“ULTRA KVLT UBER NEKRO GRIM”
9.	The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma	Left-wing Utopia	“You are only coming through in waves.”
10.	The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia	Capitalist Paradise	“We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.”

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