The World World Census
The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in the World
World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity | Democratic Socialists | “I'm lazy, go discipline yourself” | |
2. | The People's Republic of Republica socialista de Trenetsk | Father Knows Best State | “Fight for progress” | |
3. | The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Get Outa Here!!” | |
4. | The Popsicle Pete Nation of Clench | Iron Fist Consumerists | “NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!” | |
5. | The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
6. | The Corporate Dictatorship of Josephland | Corporate Police State | “Oderint Dum Metuant” | |
7. | The Republic of Carpentor | Corporate Police State | “Motto” | |
8. | The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix | Corporate Police State | “Guns. Lots of guns.” | |
9. | The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad | Iron Fist Consumerists | “An equal opportunity hate group.” | |
10. | The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.” |