The Fattest Citizens in Ztorque
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Ztorque is ranked 282nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity||Capitalizt||“Gargantuan Love God”|
|2.||The Autonomous Construct of Massive Mechanical||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Forever making things massive and mechanical.”|
|3.||The New Year of Annondor||Father Knows Best State||“truth is what stands the test of experience”|
|4.||The Extremely Feminine Nation of Wollybutt||Left-wing Utopia||“Nothing happens until something moves!”|
|5.||The Criterion Protosphere of Aurorin||Left-wing Utopia||“Triumph is Eternal”|