ZtorqueWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Ztorque

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Ztorque is ranked 282nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Very Masculine Nation of Rands ObjectivityCapitalizt“Gargantuan Love God”
2.The Autonomous Construct of Massive MechanicalCivil Rights Lovefest“Forever making things massive and mechanical.”
3.The New Year of AnnondorFather Knows Best State“truth is what stands the test of experience”
4.The Extremely Feminine Nation of WollybuttLeft-wing Utopia“Nothing happens until something moves!”
5.The Criterion Protosphere of AurorinLeft-wing Utopia“Triumph is Eternal”