ZamoniaWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Zamonia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dictatorship of King GaunabCorporate Police State“Hail Gaunab”
2.The Principality of IngotvilleCompulsory Consumerist State“Work never stops”
3.The Community of Bookholm CityLeft-Leaning College State“the story begins here”
4.The United States of Great ZamoniaLeft-Leaning College State“We're still searching”
5.The Free Land of Fort UnaCapitalizt“If you are lucky, you are lucky”
6.The Colony of Lindworm CastleAnarchy“Dance to the music of the stars”