The Fattest Citizens in Zamonia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Dictatorship of King Gaunab | Corporate Police State | “Hail Gaunab” | |
2. | The Principality of Ingotville | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Work never stops” | |
3. | The Community of Bookholm City | Left-Leaning College State | “the story begins here” | |
4. | The United States of Great Zamonia | Left-Leaning College State | “We're still searching” | |
5. | The Free Land of Fort Una | Capitalizt | “If you are lucky, you are lucky” | |
6. | The Colony of Lindworm Castle | Anarchy | “Dance to the music of the stars” |