Your Fathers MustacheWorld Census

The Most Advanced Defense Forces in Your Fathers Mustache

Nations ranked highly spend the most on national defense, and are most secure against foreign aggression.

As a region, Your Fathers Mustache is ranked 2,013th in the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Leg of God of Georgios SamarasIron Fist Consumerists“Draw me like one of your French girls”
2.The Relaxing Naps on the Bench of The Junior GriffeyFather Knows Best State“You had me at meat tornado”