Wysteria World Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in Wysteria

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Wysteria is ranked 575th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
2.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
3.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
4.The Grotesque Playground of MackintoshCompulsory Consumerist State“Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.”
5.The Dictatorship of MDRunieInoffensive Centrist Democracy“MDR never fails if he fails we deny it”
6.The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of TremalkierCapitalizt“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
7.The Allmighty Power of Nak nakCompulsory Consumerist State“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
8.The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of TechnoCorporate Police State“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
9.The Disputed Territories of ObstinacyDemocratic Socialists“Per freta hactenus negata”
10.The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian WastelandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!”
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