Wysteria World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Wysteria

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Wysteria is ranked 249th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dominion of Complete BastardsIron Fist Consumerists“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
2.The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of TremalkierCapitalizt“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
3.The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of FeckfaceCorporate Police State“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
4.The Allmighty Power of Nak nakCompulsory Consumerist State“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
5.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
6.The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NICompulsory Consumerist State“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
7.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
8.The Grotesque Playground of MackintoshCompulsory Consumerist State“Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.”
9.The Republic of MiratejoCompulsory Consumerist State“Aqui quem se lixa é o mexilhão!”
10.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
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