WysteriaWorld Census

The Smartest Citizens in Wysteria

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Wysteria is ranked 363rd in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Classy Realm of Half-MilersCivil Rights Lovefest“Sioux is a girl's name.”
2.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
3.The Gentle Peoples of Outter MicronesiaLeft-Leaning College State“My rights end where yours begin...”
4.The Nak Nakian WA Embassy of Fortune1Civil Rights Lovefest“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
5.The Disputed Territories of ObstinacyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Per freta hactenus negata”
6.The Grand Duchy of MarldeepInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Eh, whatever”
7.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
8.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
9.The Nihilist Hippy Commune of UmmagummaLeft-wing Utopia“You are only coming through in waves.”
10.The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian WastelandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!”
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