Wysteria World Census

The Rudest Citizens in Wysteria

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, Wysteria is ranked 339th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of TremalkierCapitalizt“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
2.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
3.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
4.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
5.The Allmighty Power of Nak nakCompulsory Consumerist State“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
6.The Dictatorship of MDRunieInoffensive Centrist Democracy“MDR never fails if he fails we deny it”
7.The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NICompulsory Consumerist State“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
8.The United States of Wars ForeverIron Fist Consumerists“War”
9.The Dominion of The CaptainCorporate Police State“A friendly place for the upper class”
10.The Grotesque Playground of MackintoshCompulsory Consumerist State“Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.”
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