The Rudest Citizens in Wysteria
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 339th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
|1.||The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier||Capitalizt||“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”|
|2.||The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee||Capitalist Paradise||“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”|
|3.||The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”|
|4.||The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels||Compulsory Consumerist State||“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”|
|5.||The Allmighty Power of Nak nak||Compulsory Consumerist State||“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”|
|6.||The Dictatorship of MDRunie||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“MDR never fails if he fails we deny it”|
|7.||The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI||Compulsory Consumerist State||“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”|
|8.||The United States of Wars Forever||Iron Fist Consumerists||“War”|
|9.||The Dominion of The Captain||Corporate Police State||“A friendly place for the upper class”|
|10.||The Grotesque Playground of Mackintosh||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.”|