Wysteria World Census

The Rudest Citizens in Wysteria

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, Wysteria is ranked 339^th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier	Capitalizt	“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
2.	The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee	Capitalist Paradise	“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
3.	The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
4.	The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels	Compulsory Consumerist State	“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
5.	The Allmighty Power of Nak nak	Compulsory Consumerist State	“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
6.	The Dictatorship of MDRunie	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“MDR never fails if he fails we deny it”
7.	The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI	Compulsory Consumerist State	“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
8.	The United States of Wars Forever	Iron Fist Consumerists	“War”
9.	The Dominion of The Captain	Corporate Police State	“A friendly place for the upper class”
10.	The Grotesque Playground of Mackintosh	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.”

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